The first three classic funny lines

The nearest cinema is very lively. How many people cried in the cinema when Ex 3 was released. Then, the topic of the predecessor continued. This article is the classic funny lines of predecessor 3, I hope it will help everyone!

0 1. What fair-weather friend?

02. Jia Lin: "What if you don't want me?"

03. Meng Yun: "Then I will go to the busiest street like a sovereign treasure and call Jia Lin I love you a hundred times."

04. Meng Yun: "What if you don't want me?"

05. Jia Lin: "Then I will eat mangoes to death."

06. Forgive me for what I did wrong. I'm really sorry to upset you. In this world, 100 people love you, including me; Ten people love you, including me; There is someone who loves you, and that must be me; If no one loves you anymore, it proves that I am no longer in this world.

07. Because I saw that kind of meanness in her eyes, just like me at the beginning.

08. You all wait for each other to let go first ~

09. You have zero communication, and I have a full account.

10. "You are all waiting"

1 1. "What are you waiting for?"

12. "Wait for the other party to put it down first"

13. You never know how to love a person until you lose it.

14. We all want a new beginning and a new life, but we forget that there will be new people around her.

15. She reminds me that before, Meng Yun worked overtime all night in the company, and I was not worried at all. I am afraid of the dark, but I would rather sleep with the light on than let him come back.

16. Meng Yun's career is not done well. I'm getting less and less confident myself.

17. I let you fly and hurt my back.

18. Men who spend money for you don't necessarily love you ... Men who don't spend money for you don't necessarily love you.

19. I miss you by quarreling.

20. You were away all night. Which fair-weather friend did you go to?

2 1. As a result, I left without looking back, and you didn't stay!

22. Friends who have sexual relations after drinking.

23. Loneliness is a common problem in metropolis.

You thought I wouldn't leave, I thought you would stay, and finally, we broke up.

25. Some friends don't know how to get close!

26. Some lovers split up somehow ~

27. After a long separation, people who are familiar at first will gradually become strangers.

28. Zi Wang: It seems that I got a bargain. Jia Lin makes badon min better.

29. Goodbye and live up to your meeting.

30.where have I been before?

3 1. I just want to ask, have you ever, ever liked me?

32. She was afraid of the number of my predecessors, and I began to worry about the quality of her predecessors.

No matter how deep your feelings are, you can't resist the entanglement of fate. I am really sad to think that Rosie will disappear from my life.

34. I am so obsessed with the past. Because we've never really been together. Some people, because they trusted each other too much, finally broke up.

In fact, many couples quarrel to prove that they care more about each other and love each other more. However, what they say often turns into venting their dissatisfaction. The more they don't want to hear, the more they talk! What I want to prove is love, but it has become a proof of being hurt!

36. Sometimes God wants you to wait for the right person, but the right person is not necessarily your favorite. Some people are doomed. I'm sorry, but some answers are always popular. Now they just want to cherish the person in front of them.

37. Why are there real and nominal ages? The real age is the age when you come out of your mother's body, and the nominal age is the age when you come out of your father's body.

38. Nobody belongs to anyone, who you may be, who you may be, and so is interpersonal relationship!

39. Men are like keys and women are like locks. What is the name of the key that can open any lock? Call xx key.

40. Love when you are young is called harmony, and love when you grow up is called merger and cooperation.

4 1. Many people get together not because they like to get along, but because they are afraid of loneliness.

I need him to accompany me to prove that he loves me. I need him to spend time with me to prove that he loves me. I can't do that kind of support that is not afraid of injury. Where have I been before?

43. Some people are destined to make you grow up.

44. Everything seems to be just ordinary, so he said one more word and inadvertently revealed his real thoughts, and you sensitively felt that a lamp in your heart went out and a door in your heart was closed.

45. I am stubborn but I am timid. I am arrogant, but I am afraid of my self-esteem. I'm afraid that if you don't like me, we can't even be friends.

46. The best way to verify a relationship is to separate.

47. After a long time, I feel heartache, discomfort and regret.

48. You are the one who really pays the truth with your heart.

49. Such feelings are worth saving and cherishing.

50. You're still smiling, and you think it's all over. You can't go back, but he knows nothing.

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