The funny jokes in Shandong dialect are jingles.

6. One day I had a physical examination, and one of the questions was to guess the name of a bird by looking at its legs. A student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trouser legs and said, "Guess! Guess! "

7. After the performance of the beautiful Mongolian actress, the leader greeted her on stage, held her hand and asked her if she was cold or warm, and refused to let go for a long time. She asked kindly, what's your name? The actress excitedly replied, "Maragobi Matsumoto."

8. A man bought a parrot that can only speak two words. One day, when the master was not at home, a ventilator knocked at the door. Parrot: Who is it? A: Gas converter. Parrot: Who is it? Answer: gas converter ... the owner is lying at the door. The shopkeeper wondered, who is this? Inside the door: gas converter.

9. A person saw a pile of things on the road, squatted down and smelled it, said it might be poop, touched it with his hand and licked it in his mouth. It was really poop, but fortunately he didn't step on it!

10. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. A: I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole, and I shook them ... A man thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two.