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Introduction of parents' practical experience in Olympic mathematics
The education system of the great motherland, parents' natural responsibility, the children's future hopes, expectations, worries, confusion, panic, vanity and other factors are mixed and tumbling, and the undercurrent is surging, with mixed tastes, like drinking white wine, beer, wine, foreign wine, fermented grains, coke, sprite, juice, cocktails, boiled water, soybean milk and milk at the same time in a meal. Fortunately, China people's stomachs have been bombed by melamine, sodium bicarbonate, Sudan red, bodybuilding pigs and many other problem foods.
Parents who have just experienced it believe that they will feel this way more or less. The terrible thing is that this feeling is endless.
First, go to the bridge-the bridge in Cambridge.
Like most parents, it is compulsory to enroll children in off-campus training classes.
When my daughter was in the third grade, she signed up for the Cambridge English class near her home. After several weeks of classes, she felt that her children were afraid of taking English classes, so she decided to take a training class. I didn't know, but I was shocked. The substitute teacher is a teenager, in his early twenties, who is very angry with the children whose homework quality is not high. I can't take it anymore. The next week, I also went to pick up the children and met the same situation. Without saying anything, I rushed into the classroom and taught the boy a lesson. Of course, it is certain to give up the black class. Later I heard that the young man was kicked.
One day, I found a coffee shop and had a detailed discussion with my wife about children's education under the soft and soothing background music of Bandari. First of all, we made a polite, modest and serious self-criticism, and concluded that the root of the problem is that our family education concepts are not unified and the methods are wrong. Party A and Party B understand each other and reach a * * * understanding and division of labor. * * * One of the understandings: When taking care of children's study and life, Party A and Party B should completely give up mutual accusations and accusations, give full play to their respective strengths as far as possible, and kindly and cautiously remind each other of their shortcomings. * * * Knowledge 2: No matter what happens, you can't argue in front of the children. * * * Knowledge 3: Summarize the child's performance once a week. These three points are the foundation of the foundation. Because my wife's English at school is good, and her adult is the representative of family English. Chinese, mathematics and art science are all my areas of responsibility. Obviously, this is an unequal agreement. This shows my family status. Later, it turned out that this agreement made me intoxicated and unable to extricate myself.
Second, from division of labor to action.
The next step is action, because there is an appointment, branch representatives can make suggestions and opinions to each other, either orally, in writing or in person, but try to avoid children. My wife compared Cambridge English with textbooks for children's schools. She felt that the content was not much different, so she checked the English she taught at school every week over and over again, and her listening comprehension was not spared. Sure enough, the school and the training class complement each other. Of course, my wife is more concerned about me, and I have spoken enough. Give me a compliment and I'll work harder.
On my private land, I dare not be careless. The head teacher of my children's school is a Chinese teacher, who is quite responsible. There is no flattery or exaggeration. This is a sense of responsibility for educating people, even a sense of professionalism. Let my children recite a considerable number of poems, the Analects of Confucius and other national quintessence in the third, fourth and fifth grades. Usually idioms and proverbs are accumulated every day. What I want to do is to help children review, consolidate and supplement. More or less childlike. The writing teacher is also very concerned, practicing writing once a week and writing once a week. I ask my children to take every writing exercise of the teacher seriously. Every article must be typed first, and then I will make appropriate and necessary changes. When I meet a child who really has no idea, I will chat with Yingying before coming out. In the fourth grade summer vacation, the teacher suggested that the child write a "series", and his wife specially bought a small Brazilian turtle for the child. Children like it very much, even taking it abroad, which has made 50 serials of children. Do I still need to worry about my children's writing? Because I have been engaged in art-related work before, it has a subtle influence on children's aesthetics. School handwritten newspapers are children's favorite, and it is a pleasure to search articles, find pictures and match them. There must be a little girl on the blackboard in the class. Art can do it. Since the publication of the blackboard newspaper, we have collected the contents of the blackboard newspaper, and our knowledge has already exceeded the school science textbook. A virtuous circle. As for the olympiad, I will introduce it later. The finale.
Third, one stop is Climbing Mountain Tiger Road.
Because my home is a little far from school, children take the school bus every morning. The boarding point of the school bus is only one stop from my home. Fortunately, this station is a little longer and quieter, and it takes about ten minutes to walk. Accompanied by crawling with creepers' walls. My wife saw my children off. At this stop, my wife and children checked English words and phrases. They kill two birds with one stone as they talk and walk. My wife has a small notebook at any time, which records the knowledge of children's English. Of course, I have to learn from my wife's advanced experience, and it is also a pleasure to mix and match ancient prose, idioms, jokes, three-character classics, interesting things and poems. Looking back now, I really want to thank this distance. Later, I spent no more than five hours on Chinese classes and papers in children's training classes, because I usually worked hard. Thanks to the Parthenocissus tricuspidata, which has accompanied us for several years, it turns green when it withers, red when it turns green, and withered when it turns red. It silently accompanied our family through so many happy mornings and grew up with us. I've always wanted to find a fixed angle to shoot Parthenocissus tricuspidata in spring, summer, autumn and winter, but I only shot two seasons. One day this year, the lovely Parthenocissus tricuspidata was cut off by Qigen, leaving an irreparable regret. How many years to climb the wall next time!
We should cherish the ordinary things around us and express them when we express them. Don't be stingy, we don't know its value until we lose them. Including our parents.
Fourth, children are affected.
I have seen the view that children are the shadows of their parents. We should first ask ourselves what we want from children. What kind of persistence parents have will definitely affect their children. Parents don't have patience and perseverance, and children can't get better there. Use the characteristics of small children and strong plasticity to positively influence them. Both good children and bad children are affected.
V. Our Olympic Stadium
When my child was in the first grade, I took out a "math drama" in the market. Of course it's simple, but it's mainly fun and suitable for children's nature. I finished this little book in grade one or two and developed some interests. It was still early in the third grade, so I bought a few Olympic math textbooks and patched them up. In the fourth grade, I hesitated for a while and didn't go any further.
In the second half of the fifth grade, just after the Spring Festival on 20 10, I calmly analyzed the news fed back from other channels and felt a little anxious. I found a training class not far from home and started a serious course of Olympic Mathematics. Fortunately, parents are allowed to attend classes, so I insist on attending classes with my children. I believe many parents have had this experience. Among the many Olympiad mothers who attended the meeting, I have a feeling of being myself, or GG who is closest to the emperor and often holds a ponytail in his hand. Anyway, both feelings are surrounded by beautiful women like clouds and colorful princesses. In the process of accompanying children to class, I feel that there are some basic problems in front, so I quickly ask the teacher. The teacher asked me to buy the old textbooks and tell me some key points. I had to go home to make up for it, but fortunately, it was not difficult to make up for it in the fourth grade, and the children were very cooperative. Later, because the fifth-grade children were divided into fast and slow classes in the training class, the fees doubled, but the substitute Olympic math teacher was kept in the dark, and the uneven distribution of stolen goods would inevitably lead to the bankruptcy of cooperation. Changing coaches before the war is a taboo for military strategists. Later, after listening to the new teacher's class, I really couldn't adapt.
When people need time, time often passes quickly. It makes you want to cry.
Soon, the second half of the fifth grade was over. After the exam of the training class, the teacher held a parent-teacher meeting and announced that he was not confident in the class. God, my heart is really cold. I found a coffee shop and poured myself a drink. People must be calm when they are in a hurry. I'm trying to adjust my mentality. I suddenly remembered the words of the first Olympic math teacher: the educational resources in the northern suburbs are incomparable to those in the southern suburbs. Enlighten and go south. Although we live in the northern suburb economic and technological development zone, we must resolutely go south at this time. After discussing with my wife, let's stop the dance class and have a rest on the electronic piano.
After many twists and turns, I found several training courses in the southern suburbs. At that time, I was not as lucky as I am now, and I didn't have the so-called A-point map of a city. ) Many classes have stopped accepting children. I pulled my face down and begged the teacher to give me a test paper again and again, but the teacher reluctantly agreed. After waiting for half an hour, the teacher looked at the child's paper and asked me, are you going to do your best for the child or what? I can't wait to bury my head in my crotch. Fortunately, the teacher asked the children to avoid it, first, in order not to hurt the children, and second, in order not to let the children see the image of the tall old man shrinking into a tortoise in an instant. Psychology thanked the teacher a little. Gray dark brown
Take my baby and keep looking. I really feel the child's hand communicating with me, sweating on the palm and encouraging on the back of the hand. Later, I finally found a class willing to accept children somewhere on Yucai Road. The money in my wallet jumped out obediently. I can even feel my hands shaking. The child got 20 out of 60 points. This is July 1, 2065438. It was cloudy that day, the temperature was 34 degrees, and it rained a few drops, which was a gift from God.
The morning shift has been preempted by Jiehip, and we only have 2 pm to 6 pm. From the beginning of July, classes are held every other day. During the summer vacation, the weather was hot again. My daughter arrived at Yucai Road in the southern suburbs at 2 o'clock by car on time, and I picked up the children at 6 o'clock in the afternoon. July and August passed quickly. On August 27 th, the training class exam ranked 76 out of 200 children. We achieved the expected goal.
Looking back on the past two months, every time I saw my children off or picked them up, the children sat in the back row, refused to let me turn on the air conditioner, opened the back window, held their dolls and asked me to turn up the volume of the CD. We roared "Waltz" and hummed "sound of spring" with joy, made a guest song "Lift Your Head" and sped along the North Second Ring Road-East Second Ring Road. My little cotton-padded jacket-
20 10 The focus of the second half semester of children's sixth grade is classified intensive exercises and real exercises, and the training during this period is too critical. Every Tuesday, Thursday from 6 pm to 9 pm, Saturday from 8 pm to 12 pm, the distance is the same, and so on.
During the summer vacation, I found a distant relative in Tieyi No.1 Middle School and inquired about some situations. The children of relatives are also this year. I asked my child how the paper in Tieyi No.1 Middle School was tested in previous years. I said with trepidation that it was about 60 points. Relatives say you need to refuel, and contact me after the exam. If the difference is too much, it won't be worthwhile. I feel a sense of urgency again.
Let's focus on what we do at home. Of course, you have to finish your homework every day. The problem came out,
First, children will but not necessarily right;
Second, children won't, you will;
Third, children won't, and neither will you.
It seems simple, but it is not easy.
The solution to each of the above problems is that homework must be seen by parents. As parents, it is a problem for us to achieve our goals. This is a big problem. We can answer the answer when we have the answer, but it is often not that simple, and it is not no problem to do it right. If we do it right this time, we may or may not do it wrong next time. Such problems have appeared in our children, and other children will appear to varying degrees. What if there is no answer? Many of our children's homework is one or half of the papers written in the training class. The child did it, and the child worked hard. The remaining questions are our parents'. It is unreliable to rely on the sky and people to test your ancestors. You have to rely on yourself.
Each training point has its own designated teaching materials or self-made teaching materials. There must be all kinds of problems in the Olympiad, but it will certainly not be complete. It is also good for us to find teaching AIDS in the market and counseling books in the library. In fact, don't our parents grow and progress with their children? study When my daughter was in class, her father, me, was stuck in a corner of the provincial library, soaking in a group of lovers' book clubs, enduring their eyes, flirting, laughing, getting angry and even moving. Of course, I was accidentally electrocuted by PLMM, but later I found out that the reason why I was electrocuted by them was the elementary school Olympic math course in front of my desk. I quickly covered my face with my hands and threw myself into my Olympic career. I remembered a joke. N years ago, there was an old man in the unit where I worked. One day, he took his high school daughter to the market. Suddenly, he saw a PLMM calling the old man in the distance. The old man was very happy at the moment and hurried to meet him. When approaching him, PLMM went straight through and went straight to his daughter behind him. That is beside the point.
The wrong questions on the test paper are my important task. In this process, we will look for the remains and fill in the gaps.
Children need management, and learning also needs management. Let's talk about specific management learning methods. I asked my daughter to write down the date, starting and ending minutes of each real paper. On the one hand, it is convenient to review later. On the other hand, it is necessary to improve the speed and speed of children. Do what you can do first, give up difficult questions and do them as quickly as possible. After finishing, let the children correct the papers themselves, mark the mistakes with a red triangle, mark the mistakes with two red triangles, mark the difficult ones with three red triangles, and mark the extremely difficult ones with four red triangles. Then indicate the number of questions done correctly, the number of questions done wrongly and the number of questions that cannot be done at the beginning of the volume. Right or wrong can't be very important, and persistence is clear at a glance. Welcome to follow suit. Problem children, a red triangle, solves it by himself, and I handle more than two red triangles. I am allergic to more than four red triangles, so I avoid them. Of course, I can't do it all. I won't. I can't force children. Every time you do a new paper, cross the red triangle of the previous paper first, which means reviewing and learning new things. Completely solved the red triangle with a green brush and a smiling face.
There are two kinds of real test papers in our family, one is based on the set of questions from various schools, and there are two copies of the same test paper, which were not bought on purpose, but tied to the new class and the old class. One of our books is for daily use, and the other book will be asked to do a real paper at an appropriate time. Compared with the last one, the score will definitely be higher than the last one. This must be known to children and even exaggerated. But the baby won't You must know. Then try to digest it. The other kind is classified test questions, which classify and supplement the problems in the set of questions. Then add some topics to other reference books and make necessary supplements.
The focus of the later review is on the wrong questions and the questions that can't be answered.
I think that's all.
If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Looking forward to,
Worried,
The pace of winter is very tight,
There is no time to think about spring.
At the end of 20 10, after the last exam of the training class, my family Gege ranked 33rd among 200 children's shoes. Pretty much what I expected. According to last year's gold medal list (less than 30) held under the glass plate of the teacher's desk in the training class, I analyze that the child belongs to the level of stepping on the line. 20 10 12.30 received the notice of the training class and held a parent-teacher meeting. At this point, even a fool knows what this means. Mobilize before the exam. The training class issued a priceless "destiny+opportunity card" with a physical value of less than five cents, requiring children to carry it with them. Pay attention to your health and beware of catching a cold. Every year, people fall ill and fall off the chain in exams. I met someone who was late and forgot to bring his exam card this year. Details affect success or failure. We are a family of three, and each person has a child's photo, a copy of the exam certificate and exam stationery in case something happens.
Although I am eagerly looking forward to the arrival of spring, are you sure you are ready when spring stands in your sight in white gauze and is almost transparent like a lover?
Sharpen a knife in cold weather? I still gave up. The rhythm is as usual, just let the children check the exam again.
The round egg of 20 1 1 is an unusual egg, which was laid by a rooster.
20111110, the temperature plummeted below zero, and the wind roared. Get up at 6: 00, leave at 6: 30 and arrive at the destination at 7: 00. According to the agreed way, as long as you look at the training teacher somewhere, you can send your child on the journey. It is like the underground party in the 1920s and 1930s, exchanging information and experiencing hidden reality in secret places. 1 1 point, the first battle is over. In the afternoon, in order to avoid waiting and catching cold, I simply went to a college, dug out my dying basketball and danced wildly on the basketball court. There is a huge stadium, and more than a dozen basketball poles accompany me. Only they are my spectators and my referees.
201165438+1October 2, snow.
The first snow is 20 1 1,
In this unforgettable season,
Parents who stay outside the examination room,
There is an unspeakable entanglement in my heart.
20 1 1 1 3, it snowed, and it was even colder.
The exam in the afternoon is not our scope. My wife and I took our children to Wanda to have a Japanese-style meal for a change. By the way, we found some rare things and changed our mood.
During the three-day holiday on New Year's Day, in the cold weather, a group of parents in a city stayed in the corner shivering, half frozen and half nervous.
In the next two weeks, there were still sporadic or some gunshots in the noisy city.
Death is not terrible, but waiting for death.
Death is not terrible. The terrible thing is to wait for death. Maybe you will die in the process of waiting for death and overdraw the death index.
After a long wait, parents infiltrated each other with limited information with a seemingly dull but anxious attitude, and the training class was sealed tightly. Finally, some progress has been made. One day, a school published a list, and we were all quiet. One day, the second interview of a school was quietly conducted one night, and I didn't know the news until the next day. In other words, is the second interview really irrelevant to us? ! Children can't be so bad, can they? ! The tree wants to be quiet, but the wind will not stop. Think about it carefully, is there something wrong elsewhere? By the way, I sent my children to the training class at 8 o'clock on Saturday morning and then went to work. But later, the child said that there was no class that day. After calling me, he went back by car. I also whisper in my mind that there will be no classes in the training class and no advance notice. (I used to call or text in advance in class), so we went for nothing. It was this evening that I learned that a school had a second interview on Friday night. Is there a problem with communication? Call the school immediately and ask carefully, "When will you make up the lessons this Saturday?"
The teacher said, "I sent you a message yesterday to inform you that there will be no class today." Why did you come? "
I quickly said, "neither of our mobile phones has heard from the school!" " "
"Our teachers have sent text messages to parents?"
I don't care if this message is sent,
"Was there a school retest last night?"
"yes."
"Then are you sure that the text message informing the second interview yesterday was sent without any leakage?"
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It's fruitless.
People are most sensitive when they are crazy, and they will be crazy when they are sensitive. I smoked like crazy, and the smoke extinguished my sensitivity.
What should I do if I mention this to my wife at night? Cold salad. The policy is determined as: adjust your mentality, never slack off, put aside worries, wait patiently, prepare for the second class, and have a happy New Year.
Several years ago, I did two things. One is to meet classmates in a second-class school, which is a guarantee.
Secondly, when making winter vacation homework, the children added some spices and copied the following contents: Pushkin wrote in a poem, "Everything is temporary and everything will disappear; Let the lost become cute. " Sometimes, loss is not necessarily sadness, but will become a kind of beauty; Losing is not necessarily a loss, but a dedication. As long as we have a positive and optimistic attitude, loss will become lovely. After copying it on the first day, I found that the child really regarded it as my impromptu homework, and I had to cut it again. The next day, we continued with a life motto: giving up is a kind of wisdom, which can set your mind free, restore your nature and let you really enjoy life; Giving up is a choice. Without wise giving up, there is no wise choice. The child reacted the next day. You must put your tail away after grooming the child. The content of the third grade is as follows: advance and retreat calmly, be positive and optimistic, and will inevitably usher in a brilliant future. Giving up is by no means indecisive, drifting with the tide, and it is not a retreat, but a positive attitude towards life. If you figure it out yourself, you should also let the children understand.
The child's mood will be written on his face and reflected in his homework. In the days before and during the Spring Festival, the school's homework was obviously much lighter, and the school's homework was done more seriously and attentively than before. The colored lead painting in the homework has changed from the previous sunny type to the scenery and dead wood under the melancholy cloud. Our whole family quietly, carefully, seemingly unnecessary taste, absorption.
During the Spring Festival, I seized the favorable opportunity to further work in another second-class school. This is double insurance. Nevertheless, during the interval between visiting relatives and friends, my thoughts occasionally collapse, and my wife found me and quickly pulled me back.
After the Tenth Five-Year Plan, spring really came.
20 1 1 February 18, the sixteenth day of the first month, sunny. On the way to a friend's party in other places, I received a phone call from the parents of another child in the training class. They received a notice from TYZ. Of course, congratulations come first, and envy is rare. Friends get together, get drunk, and habitually watch mobile phones. Five people don't answer the phone, and three are from the training class. Why? Pause, call again, the line is busy, dial again, or the line is busy. People tend to occupy more and more, and the more they allocate, the more they occupy.
Finally dialed-
Although it was difficult to give birth, it was born in the end.
The feeling of landing-very good.
I took a deep breath.
I sent a text message to my wife at the first time, telling her not to tell the children for the time being.
The money in my thin bag is dancing again.
Seven, how to tell children is a problem.
When the children first started school, they were still immersed in the joy of reunion with classmates and friends after the holiday, immersed in the unique ink fragrance of the new book, and happily shuttled through the bustling stationery store, carefully selecting interesting book covers and colored papers. Because I haven't figured out the way to tell my child the good news, and I haven't found the right opportunity, I have been holding it for two days. I learned from the child's mouth that after the school started, the class teacher also asked about the sales of melons and fruits in his home in a unique way. I haven't had a chance to talk since dinner. Before going to bed, my wife signaled me that it was almost time. I asked the child as if nothing had happened: "The training class asked me to count the number of exams, and my father couldn't remember."
The child said, "It should be seven times."
I don't know why, so I asked, "Which school did you go to?"
"It seems that someone has passed the exam and others don't know." The child replied.
We've got to the point.
"Mom and dad inquired about those schools, which are not as charming as the legend. If you draw lots, do you think you are destined to be from that school? "
The child lying in the quilt turned his back on me and buried his head in the quilt. I dare not think about the child's mood and the pressure of heart contraction at that time.
"Mom tell you a good news, there is a school notice. Guess which one? " My wife can't help it
The child held her bag tightly and slipped to bed without saying a word. My shoulders are shaking. While stroking the child's head, the mother said, "That's our goal-Tyz."
The child burst into tears.
Cry, my baby. Nothing can express my personal feelings at this moment better than tears. Our family has been-caring for each other, only six lines of tears. This is the first time in the history of our family.
Mother wiped her face after the rain cleared. The child's sunny face bears two lovely peaches. Don't forget to ask again: Is it true? After getting the news that she was sure to get into the car, she slipped out of her McDull from under the bed and fell in love with her again.
Going to bed at 9 o'clock, the time is already 1 1 o'clock, and the child is still tossing and turning.
"Why can't I sleep?"
"excited."
"No."
I thought to myself, it's normal not to sleep, but it's not normal for you to fall asleep.
Later, I saw TYZ's admission list in the training class, and the children ranked lower, which I expected, but I succeeded three times. I thought about it, and I think it has something to do with children's carefulness and neatness. Children's homework is always neat. It is suggested that latecomers who have shortcomings in this area must pay attention. This year, many children, even top-notch young people, have suffered in this respect.
Eight. conclusion
From July 20 1 year 10, June 20 1 year1year, one summer vacation, one semester and half a year. My children and I searched from the sultry heat, struggled in the hot summer, made progress in our studies, swam in the ocean of topics, ran around the Second Ring Road, had fun in running around, gave up rest, turned off the TV, abandoned the party, frozen our friendship, bid farewell to mountain climbing and forgot to take a walk-
Later, I changed my business card in the group and got an "Olympic number" like a tuyere. At the same time, there is the title of this article. Although vulgar, it is enough for revenge. A few days ago, I talked to my friends about the national second child policy. If we want another child at this age, when we go to primary school, we will pick up the child at the school gate, and our classmates may shout, "XXX, your grandfather is coming to pick you up." At that time, I will be a "master of mathematics".
Add a few miscellaneous feelings:
1. As parents, we must know the advantages and disadvantages of our children and locate them accurately. Higher, not too high.
2, children have negative problems, parents must first find reasons for themselves.
Try to avoid comparing the advantages of other children with the disadvantages of their own children.
Parents must grow up with their children.
After all, children are children, and have already borne the weight that they should not bear.
6. Children will definitely change a lot when they know their test results. Parents must give their children a necessary transition.
7. Learning is supported by persistence, good habits and good methods.
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