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Talk about those unforgettable emotional stories between the sexes (6)

It didn’t take long. I got through the bag girl’s request and showed her how to use and open it. She learned it very quickly and understood it as soon as she heard it. I let her use the software by herself. Seeing if she had any questions, she sat in front of the computer, skillfully took out the small tin box from her bag, lit a long and thin cigarette, took a puff and said, "Do you smoke, little master?" "Thank you. Ah, I really don’t know how to smoke.” I thought to myself, these family members are all heavy smokers, no wonder Bao couldn’t leave his body, and one day he wouldn’t use the CD rack as an ashtray rack. She looked at the computer desktop and asked: "Is this QQ software? My sister just applied for an account for me, just in time to log in and try it out." I replied: "Yes, it seems that you have used it. This is a chat tool. , just enter the number and password. " "Great, I'll try this. I've seen my sisters play it before. I type slowly and can't play as fast as they did. "

At this moment. The old man came into the house and said to us, "Little master, hurry downstairs and eat first. Don't worry it's so late. We're all ready. We can make do with the food. Don't leave hungry." I felt embarrassed when I heard this. I felt like I was just here for a meal, so I didn’t do much, so I replied to the old man: "No, no, this will be done soon. I won’t eat anymore, so don’t bother." The girl with the satchel said to me while typing: " "Young master, let's eat first. It's my fault to trouble you. It's almost 7 o'clock. I'll drive you back to the city after dinner. There's no public transportation at this time, and you can't walk, so just eat calmly." I couldn't help but smiled and blushed, "This is so funny." The old man pulled me downstairs, and I saw a table of dishes in the living room, 4 dishes, 1 soup, 2 cold dishes, plus 2 bottles of beer and Erguotou. This is not just for two people, it is obviously specially made for entertaining. It seems that the old man has been busy with this matter just now. The old man sat down with me and said, "Come on, little master, let's eat quickly. Do you want to drink?" When I heard this, I quickly refused, "No, no, no, I really don't drink. I only need a few bites." If I lose my temper after drinking, what if I say something wrong, will I still be able to go to work tomorrow? I thought to myself. "Okay, little master, you can come and pick up the food as you wish." The old man didn't seem to be prepared to wait for everyone to arrive. I asked embarrassedly: "Don't my brother and sister-in-law come together?" The old man said while picking up food for me: "Don't wait for them. It's okay. They both have a meal, so we will eat." "Oh, he's so busy, no wonder he's doing big business." I replied. I thought that for such an "import and export" business, I would probably have a lot of social activities in the evening, which might also be an industry requirement.

Not long after eating, the old man found a cigarette to light up and started chatting with me, "Hey, I'm not afraid of your jokes. It's like this all the time. I don't eat even after cooking. I'm nowhere to be found at night." Then I just won’t wait and eat when the time comes. Waiting is useless.” The old man took a deep puff of his cigarette and took a sip from the small bottle of Erguotou, and then said, “Especially this one.” The old man raised his index finger. Pointing to the floor upstairs, "This wife has never had dinner at home. She has never even touched the dishes at home. She hasn't seen anyone all day and night, and then shows up again the next day. She just came back at this time today." I said. After hearing this, he was very surprised and lowered his voice and asked, "Why don't you go home? You are so busy with business." "It's okay, I can't hear you." The old man replied, taking a look at the living room door and confirming that it was closed. "Who knows what they are busy with? I asked my son and he said that he knew everything. He said that they were staying at a sister's house in the city because they were having dinner with clients. He said that he couldn't drive after drinking, and it was not convenient to come back. It was not safe in the middle of the night. "Isn't that brother going home too?" I asked. The old man took two sips of wine and said, "Hey, he usually comes home no matter how late he is busy. He often doesn't come back every few days, saying he is on a business trip. My home is like a hotel. Sometimes the two of them come back just to ask me to do some work. Make a hole and buy something." "This is really not good, so have they always been like this?" I started to ask with some sympathy for the old man. "It wasn't like this at first. When I first came home, I was given furniture and electrical appliances, and the exterior walls of the house were renovated and tiled. It seems that things have finally changed..." The old man drank a glass of bitter wine and said, "That's it." Two months are special, so I can’t tell you. If you ask too much, I won’t let you. Hey, I’m an old man. My child ran away when I was young. I think my family is poor and I don’t have the ability to make money. I rely on a few greenhouses in the village. , I planted some vegetables, hoping that my child would be able to make a career in the future.”

I saw the old man was depressed and had a lot of things to say in his heart. There was a QQ message beeping, it seemed that the person was busy chatting. I put down the bowl and chopsticks and asked the old man in a low voice: "Do you know what business your son is in?" . . . .

(To be continued)