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The composition "shocking the world"
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2005- 12-3 1 23:09
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Koharu Ling had to tell the truth, and the old man was deeply moved. She not only put her sleeping scooter in the back, but also found a mosquito net for her. Under the careful care of Chunling, her stepfather's condition was stable, and she returned to her hometown with her stepfather. As soon as she got home, she caught the wheat harvest. Her brothers are all at school, and her grandparents can only help cook or bundle wheat. Chunling is the only person who can eat more than 7 acres of wheat. In order to grab the harvest, she had to rely on Chunling for several days. I was too tired to stand it, so I slept on the wheat stamp for a while and then cut it after waking up. Due to impatience and overwork, Koharu Ling got blisters on his mouth and bleeding on his hands and feet. She is really reluctant to part with it, but what about the remaining two acres of wheat? These are all family rations! She was so anxious that she could not help crying in the wheat field. The crying attracted the villagers, and everyone sympathized with her. Too many cooks help her cut the wheat. This difficult wheat harvest brought food to the whole family, and her second brother also got a huge harvest in the college entrance examination. He was admitted to Tongji University in Shanghai with excellent results. Holding the second brother's acceptance letter, Koharu Ling seems to forget her fatigue and jump and scream happily. Look at her little black and thin sister. The third brother, who failed in the list, shed tears of sadness and said regretfully, "I'm sorry for my little sister." She suffered so much for us, but I was in tears. Ling panicked and took the third brother's hand to persuade: "Brother, you can't pass the exam this year, so don't lose heart!" Little sister's words made Shen even more ashamed. He said he wouldn't repeat his studies and stayed at home to help his sister. Chunling insisted on not doing so. She cried and asked her third brother, "Didn't I suffer just to let you go to school well?" My brothers are promising, that is, I am promising Why can't you figure it out? Third brother finally listened to his sister's persuasion and decided to go back to school. The day when second brother goes to Shanghai to study is getting closer and closer. The tuition and fees of 3000 yuan are on the whole family. In desperation, Koharu Ling thought of selling blood. The first time she went to the blood station, the doctor refused her to smoke because she was too young. On the second visit, she lied about her age before being allowed to draw 200CC of blood. When she got 400 yuan's "nutrition fee", her face was still sad. She knows that this 400 yuan is only nine Niu Yi cents for the 3,000 yuan tuition. So the third day she came to the blood station again. This time, the doctor said nothing. In desperation, Koharu Ling knelt down to the doctor and told the reason for selling blood. When I was a child, it was time to grow up. The kind doctor symbolically drew a small amount of blood for her, took money out of his pocket, and gave 700 yuan money to Ling. Koharu Ling was moved to tears. After returning home, Chunling gave all the money to her stepfather, who asked her where she got so much money. Koharu Lin lied that she borrowed it. The careful second brother understood everything from her pale face without a trace of blood. He grabbed her sister's hand. However, the money is far from half of the tuition. Stepfather decided to sell the foundation of the old house, and grandparents also decided to sell three big poplars to be used as coffins. The stepfather disagreed, and the two old people insisted, "Little Zi Ling has worked so hard for our family. What does he need a coffin for?" Thanks to the efforts of the whole family, the tuition fees of the second and third children have finally been collected. In order to let her second brother go to college with dignity, Ling did not rest for several nights in a row, sewing new quilts and shoes for her brother. Before going to the station to see her brother off, she said, "Second brother, our family is poor, but we are ambitious. You must study hard. Don't worry about your home. Don't suffer outside. If you need money, write home and say, I'll keep it for you. " Shen Jianjun couldn't bear it any longer. He held his little sister tightly. But you can't forget that your brothers and sisters have gone to school. Koharu Ling began to plan how to make money to treat her stepfather and pay tuition for her younger brothers in the coming year. At first, she also wanted to go out to work with the girls in the village, but the three old people at home were left unattended, so she had to find a way at home. After thinking hard, she decided to grow cotton to get rich. Different from other crops, growing cotton is not only troublesome to manage, but also dangerous to spray pesticides. However, Ling calculated in her mind that planting cotton can earn about eight or nine thousand yuan a year, so she began to get busy without hesitation. She planted cotton ambitiously, but soon all the cotton in southwest Shandong was attacked by cotton bollworm. This made Koharu Ling, who was shorter than cotton, very worried. She carried a medicine bucket weighing more than 20 kilograms and quickly sprayed pesticides in the cotton field. She heard that pest control is the most effective at the hottest time at noon. She chose the noon with the strongest sunshine. The scorching sun makes the cotton field look like a big steamer, which often makes her breathless. She needs to spray a line and get some air. One day at noon, she fainted because the medicine barrel leaked, and was sent back by the villagers. After waking up, she struggled back to the cotton field despite her stepfather's advice.
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2005- 12-3 1 23: 10
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After bagan's hard work, cotton finally got a bumper harvest, but because the cotton purchase price was too low that year, Ling still failed to save the money she planned. Clever, she used her brain again to do whatever she wanted to do in order to make money. In the slack season, she collects Sophora japonica and wicker, and sells straw hats and soybeans with others. Later, when she heard that apples in Surabaya were cheap, she followed her uncle in the village to sell fruit in Surabaya. Every day. Arrive at the apple orchard at dawn, load the car and drive back. Mature men pull a row of cars, and she also pulls a row of cars to run around the ground. On the way, everyone else ate apples to quench their thirst, and she was reluctant to eat any of them. Even the rotten ones are left to her stepfather, grandfather and grandmother. It's really hard for the fourth brother Shen Jianhua to see his sister who is only 14 years old. He decided to drop out of school and join the army to stay and help her sister. Don't worry, I can bear the difficulties at home. "After repeated persuasion by Koharu Ling, my stepfather finally agreed. On the day when the fourth brother went to the army, Ling took out a crumpled change from his pocket and stuffed it into his brother's hand: "Brother, this is more than 80 yuan I saved. You keep your pocket money. When you arrive in the army, you should work hard and try to come back as an officer. " Shen Jianhua's eyes are moist. "This is the happiest Spring Festival for Ling. 50000.66666661Except for the fourth brother in the army, all three brothers came back, and all three brothers prepared new year gifts for their sisters. Eldest brother brought her a new suit, second brother gave her a red scarf, and even third brother bought her a box of beauty cream. Koharu Ling Ran went from the back room to the outhouse with a present, jumping and laughing. At this time, she returned to the child's nature, so naive and lively. Koharu Lingling is too bitter. In the future, you can forget me, but not your little sister. " We love you forever-dear little sister. In the busy farm work, Chunling never forgets to treat her stepfather. As long as there is hope, even if the mountain is high and the road is far, she will take her stepfather with her. Heaven rewards diligence, and the stepfather's illness has greatly improved. Sometimes I can walk with crutches. My brothers are also very successful in their studies. My eldest brother Shen Jianguo got a master's degree after completing his undergraduate studies. My fourth brother Shen Jianhua joined the party in the army and was promoted to monitor. In September 2007, my third brother Shen passed the college entrance examination and was admitted to Shandong College of Traditional Chinese Medicine. In March 2008, grandma suddenly became seriously ill. Before her death, the old man clung to Koharu. Say that finish, the old man shivered, took out a jade bracelet from under the pillow and handed it to Chunling. Chunling hesitated to answer. Grandpa said, Linger, this was originally left by grandma to your sister-in-law, but grandma thinks this bracelet should be given to you the most, so you can satisfy grandma's wish! Chunling took the bracelet with tears in her eyes, and the old man closed his eyes peacefully. After grandma died, the fourth brother wrote that he had planned to enter the military school, but after grandma died, the family spent a lot of money, so he decided to give up. Chunling read the letter and was very worried. She immediately asked someone to write to her brother to persuade him to send him money from 200 yuan to buy study materials. She said, "Brother, entering the military school is a great event in your life." "Just as Chunling was thinking about encouraging her fourth brother, her mother, who had been away from home for several years, suddenly wrote a letter. It turned out that her mother secretly issued a fake divorce certificate when she ran away from home, and later went to Pingyang County to find a boss who worked as a food processor. Life is good. She learned from others that her daughter had been miserable in recent years, and her heart was full of guilt. Her mother wrote to her daughter to follow her in Pingyang County and promised to find a good husband's family for Koharu Mausoleum. How much she wants to jump into her mother's arms and cry, and how much she wants to live a normal girl's carefree life with her mother. But how can she abandon this family? Although this family is poor, her family really loves her and loves her very much! Seeing her worry, her kind stepfather advised her, "Linger, go to your mother. Dad doesn't blame you. The suffering of our family will drag you down for a lifetime, and dad can't bear it! "Chunling bit her lip and knelt in front of her stepfather's bed:" Dad, I can eat no matter how hard I suffer. Don't drive me away. "Chunling client wrote back to her mother and refused her request. As always, she runs the family. In order to raise more money for fourth brother to buy study materials, one day in August, 1998, Ling thought of it again. The doctor drew 300 ml of blood for her at a time. At this time she was weak and malnourished. She pulled herself together and sent money to the post office. Unexpectedly, when crossing the road, she was in a trance and was hung down by a big truck full of steel bars. The heavy wheel ran over her. Here comes the bad news. Grandpa was devastated, was ill in bed, and his stepfather fainted four times. The first one is the third brother Shen. He threw himself in front of his sister's body and wept bitterly. After receiving the telegram, Shen Jianjun, the second brother, went back to his hometown from Shanghai in tears after two days on the train without eating or drinking. Shen Jianguo, the eldest brother of a graduate student in Xi 'an, cried when he heard the news. He really couldn't spare time to go home to mourn, and sent a message of condolences to his little sister in tears: Dear little sister, you have stirred up a heavy home with a mother's heart; Dear little sister, you hold up a piece of hope with your fragile shoulders. We will always love your dear little sister. Shen Jianhua, who just received the admission notice from Guilin Army Academy, also received the bad news from his sister. He fainted on the training ground on the spot. He also hurried back to his hometown. According to local customs, not only can minors not hold funerals after their death, but even the "old forest" of their ancestors cannot enter. Koharu Ling went to live with her stepfather for four years, except that she changed her surname. She doesn't even have time to apply for an account, so she can't be counted as a villager. However, the elders in the village were deeply moved by the benevolence and righteousness of this "loving daughter". They not only made an exception and held the highest-standard funeral for her, but also chose a cemetery for her in the "old forest" of her ancestors. The old people said with tears: such a good girl can't be wronged after death. The same is true of Liu Hong, a Shandong female writer who once interviewed Shen Chunling. And wrote a eulogy for her: you, like a wild flower in a mountain stream, are a cloud on the horizon, coming quietly and leaving quietly. Weak shoulders are full of affection, and young hearts support a complete home. Young years should be picturesque, such as lines, but there are too many hardships and heaviness in front of them, and a bloodless home is staged. A little you, although not earth-shattering, can make many people in the world moved by it. You're gone, so light, so light, as light as a cloud in the horizon-your feelings are so heavy, so heavy, as heavy as the towering Mount Tai-
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