A joke that must be laughed at.

1. On a sunny afternoon, the rooster and hen lie on the haystack in the sun. Suddenly, the hen took a bite, and then pointed to the rooster's stomach and said shyly, "There seems to be fetal movement!" " The cock sneered, "Is that fetal movement?" That's your egg pain ... " ...

The wolf just lost his love. When he was foraging, he passed a hut and heard a man lecturing his child: "If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolves." The child cried in the house all night, and the wolf stayed outside all night. When I got up in the morning, the wolf choked and said, men, men are liars! ! !

One day, an elephant was taking a bath. Suddenly an ant came up to the elephant and said. You stand up. The elephant stood up. Ants! You sit down. The elephant asks the ant what you want to do. Stand for a while, sit for a while. Ants answer! I lost my underwear. Let me see if you stole it.

There are three tadpoles. They went to a restaurant for dinner ... after a while, the first course was fried frogs ... all three tadpoles sang: I don't want to grow up. ...

The hen complained to the bull, "It's unfair that humans let me lay more eggs while they plan their own families!" The old cow said, "What the hell are you? People all over the world drink my wife's milk, who TM calls me dad! "

6. The car and the train got married, but they divorced soon. Everyone asked why, and the car said sadly, "He is worried that I will be hit every day, and I am always afraid that he will cheat. I can't stand it! "

7. A hen is sitting comfortably with an egg. Suddenly, an egg emerged from its bottom. The hen asked in surprise, "What's the matter? Why did you run out? " Small egg said, "You ............., you ....................., you fart!"

8. The dog is crying in the garden. The cat asked him why he was so sad. The dog said, "Archaeologists found many biological bones in the master's garden, saying that they may have been left by prehistoric creatures!" " Cat: "What does this have to do with you? Why are you so sad? " The dog barked, "Those are my private money!"

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