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How do you say durian sends a circle of friends?

How to write sentences suitable for eating durian and making friends?

1. Nothing can't be solved by a durian. If there are, then two. Since eating durian, I feel that I have forgotten what stinks. People who like durian are all wolverines at heart. I ate a whole durian again today. I wonder if I will gain weight. Oh, my wallet.

2. A person ate a whole durian and it exploded. The most important thing is that someone found a punishment tool for making mistakes next time. Oh, dear, I gained five pounds today! The more I want to eat sweet things at night, such as durian in front of me now.

Although I am a little poor recently, I still start with my favorite durian. Just live well every day. Who loves durian as much as I do?

4, eat more than half of durian at a time, send a circle of friends. Eating durian in Thailand has never experienced vomiting, and it is common to eat a few large pieces after meals. If you feel overwhelmed in life, follow your feelings when you eat this little thing. Some people say: great, durian is eaten every day.

Eat durian in the middle of the night and make friends (40 sentences)

1. A pregnant mother who was still eating durian in the middle of the night ate all the hot fruit durian, so she was forbidden to drink for nine hours after eating durian. Durian is full of treasures. Stones can be boiled and baked. It tastes like a half-cooked sweet potato. Cooked durian water can treat sensitive skin sores and itching.

2. Open my durian in the sun. As a durian, how can I live up to such a beautiful figure? I just wanted to try durian once, and durian came. I really like dessert. Every bite is great, which means I like durian. It is delicious.

The person who buys durian for you must be the one who loves you the most. What is happiness? Happiness is eating durian. How to solve your worries, only food. It's good to live like durian. Not everyone likes it, but the people who like it are very tall. Just live like durian. Not everyone likes it, but the people who like it are very tall.

4. The circle of friends who can't help eating durian in the middle of the night (I) Don't sing with a microphone after eating durian, if the microphone still wants it. Eating durian three times a month is my greatest affirmation of this durian pizza. I fell in love with eating durian when I was trying to lose weight.

5. A sentence describing a happy mood when eating durian. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.

6. Humorous sentences describing eating durian are very satisfying. After all, to grow up alone, you have to learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy. Those who love durian even love pizza. I like eating glutinous rice balls stuffed with durian too much, and I feel better than black sesame seeds. This taste is simply too high.

Eat durian and make a humorous circle of friends.

I am the only one who eats durian at home, and I like it very much. But the family can't smell it. Who said that the person who bought you durian loves you the most? It's really karma, because durian is all you have and lotus is all you have.

The circle of friends who eat durian said humorously: Although I am a little poor recently, I still start with my favorite durian. Just live well every day. Who loves durian as much as I do?

Eat durian and make a humorous circle of friends as follows: a person ate a whole durian and burst into flames. Most importantly, someone has found a punishment tool for making mistakes next time. Oh, dear, I gained five pounds today! The more I want to eat sweet things at night, such as durian in front of me now.

I hope I won't burp in the future. After eating a durian of seven or eight pounds, the whole person was refreshed. After eating durian, I feel that the whole world is mine. A person ate a whole durian, which exploded and exploded. It will be fun to eat durian, and it is rare to have a holiday tomorrow weekend.

After all, to grow up alone, you have to learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy. Those who love durian even love pizza. I like eating glutinous rice balls stuffed with durian too much, and I feel better than black sesame seeds. This taste is simply too high.

Humorous copy of giving durian to friends (I) What a happy mood it is to eat whatever you want. Thin-bottomed pizza is my favorite, durian and avocado, prawns, double fight. Qingming _, Paper Wonton, Tofu Brain jiaozi.

Talking about eating durian in a circle of friends

1, the person who buys durian for you must be the one who loves you the most. What is happiness? Happiness is eating durian. How to solve your worries, only food. It's good to live like durian. Not everyone likes it, but the people who like it are very tall. Just live like durian. Not everyone likes it, but the people who like it are very tall.

Although I am a little poor recently, I still start with my favorite durian. Just live well every day. Who loves durian as much as I do?

3, living like durian is not bad, not everyone likes it, but the people they like are top-notch. I just wanted to try durian once, and durian came. In good condition, I ate durian ice cream and bought a time recorder.

4. Don't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone still wants it. I feel sorry for the people next to me every time I eat something with durian flavor. But how long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.

Do something you don't like, and you get tired before you start. Of course, eating durian and cheesecake will never get tired. I ate my favorite baked durian pudding recently. Fat people's joys and troubles are all delicious food.

Eat more than half of durian at a time and make friends.

1, the person who buys durian for you must be the one who loves you the most. What is happiness? Happiness is eating durian. How to solve your worries, only food. It's good to live like durian. Not everyone likes it, but the people who like it are very tall. Just live like durian. Not everyone likes it, but the people who like it are very tall.

2. Nothing can't be solved by a durian. If there are, then two. Since eating durian, I feel that I have forgotten what stinks. People who like durian are all wolverines at heart. I ate a whole durian again today. I wonder if I will gain weight. Oh, my wallet.

3, eat more than half a durian, thoroughly remould oneself! A pregnant mother who was still eating durian in the middle of the night ate all the hot fruit durian, so she was forbidden to drink alcohol for nine hours after eating durian.

Send friends to eat durian.

1. Nothing can't be solved by a durian. If there are, then two. Since eating durian, I feel that I have forgotten what stinks. People who like durian are all wolverines at heart. I ate a whole durian again today. I wonder if I will gain weight. Oh, my wallet.

2. Do something you don't like and get tired before you start. Of course, eating durian and cheesecake will never get tired. I ate my favorite baked durian pudding recently. Fat people's joys and troubles are all delicious food.

3. Eat stinky tofu yesterday, durian today and snail powder tomorrow. 1 My wife really loves durian. Although my family doesn't like it, it won't affect my enthusiasm at all. 1 I love durian pizza so much that I feel like a durian in my last life.

Although I am a little poor recently, I still start with my favorite durian. Just live well every day. Who loves durian as much as I do?