A joke about the generation gap between three generations.

1, "happiness" means that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats little monsters.

2. "Generation gap" means that I asked my dad what he thought of "Chrysanthemum Table" and he said he had never drunk it.

3. "Narcissism" means that you must be reborn as a woman in your next life and then marry a man like me.

4, "speechless" means that the judge asked: Why do you want to print counterfeit money? The criminal said: I can't print real money.

"Despair" means that the restaurant ordered two dishes and ate the first one: "Is there anything worse in the world? ! "Eat the second" shit! Yes!

Blessing in advance: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

During the earthquake, four old ladies were playing mahjong in a tall building in Chengdu. One of them said, "Why do I feel the building shaking?" Another old lady got up and looked out of the window: "Nothing, nothing, play cards quickly, other buildings are shaking!" "

Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?

Boy a: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it …

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents

[Scene 2]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy b: no.

Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.

B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.

Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, and immediately played it with his finger …

Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy c: no.

Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.

Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear …

Teacher: No? Call your parents ...

[Scene 4]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy d: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

Eating French fries in fear.

Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?

D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

D hurriedly took out French fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet …

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy e: no,

Teacher: Good. Have a potato chip.

E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?

E quickly handed me the French fries with both hands, and then took out a lighter …

Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...

[Scene 6]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy f: no.

Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.

I ate it in fear.

Teacher: Suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!

F sweaty palms, but still calmly bowed his head and said, hello, headmaster!

Teacher: The headmaster will smell your mouth.

F takes out the French fries: no, it's still there, and the fire is not lit …

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy G: I swear to God, I will never smoke again.

Teacher: You really don't smoke? Ok, let's have a French fries.

G naturally took the French fries and ate them clean.

Teacher: That's a good boy. What brand of French fries do you usually like?

G (proudly): Greater China ...

[Scene 8]

Teacher: Have a portion of French fries.

Boy n: no thanks!

Teacher: …

Someone was riding a bicycle and heard a passerby shout: Go, Go, Go … I thought, Damn it, I can sing: Oh, music, music, music … I plunged into the ditch without saying anything. Passers-by scolded: Shit! Let me tell you something, Gou Gou, do you still ride horses? ! You deserve to fall to death!

My son sleeps with his mother every night. Mom said: when you grow up, you marry a daughter-in-law and sleep with your mother? A: Yes. Mom said, what about your wife? The son said, let her sleep with her father. Dad said excitedly after listening: children are sensible since childhood.

A mother took a taxi to junior high school to pick up her daughter.

When the mother and daughter passed a certain section, they saw a group of coquettish girls standing on the side of the road "doing business".

The adolescent daughter asked curiously, mom, what are those women doing standing by the road?

In order not to affect her daughter's innocent mind, the mother replied, those women are waiting for their husbands.

The talkative taxi driver replied: It's so funny. Everyone knows that those women are prostitutes.

Mother was angry and took a look at the driver.

The daughter then asked: mom, will that J girl have a baby?

Mom said coldly, of course, otherwise who will drive a taxi!

A brother is constipated and can't walk in the toilet for a long time. Just as he was going all out, he watched a buddy rush into the toilet like the wind and enter the next position. Hardly had he entered when there was a real storm. The brother envied his friend. Say, dude, I envy you,

That buddy said: I envy you to death, I haven't taken off my pants yet ~ ~

Once playing mahjong on a hot day, the power suddenly went out, so I had to buy candles to continue playing. After half an hour, it was too hot to stand. One man said, "Let's turn on the electric fan. It's too hot." Another man said, "You can't open it. If you open it, you will blow out the candle. "

A brother went to the toilet and ended up in the ladies' room by mistake. When I went in, I found there was no urinal. It doesn't feel right Fortunately, there is no one in the ladies' room. He walked out casually. When I opened the door, I met a mm who came in. Face to face with him, blushed, lowered his head and turned to drill in the men's room.

One day, there were too many people on the bus, which was very hot and stuffy. I don't know who farted, which made the environment worse. My friend can't stand it, and I don't know who it is. I can't help it It happened that the conductor was asking, "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "Fart didn't buy a ticket!" " Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly, "I have bought the ticket!" "

A sculpture was completed in the new building of a university: a girl held a book in her left hand and a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. Publicly soliciting names from off-campus students, many people's slogans coincide-reading is a bird's best!