Do you have any jokes to amuse your wife?

She shivered with chopsticks, and just caught a whip flower and fell between her legs. The female leader pointed to the whip flower on the table and scolded: you can still know the way when you chop it, which is not a good thing! 7. The cat is forced by life to sit in the hair salon run by the fox. One day, the mouse came to the hair salon and asked the cat to keep vigil. The cat swore that the mouse was furious: I chased him to death at the beginning, and now he is still a prude! 8. The beautiful female nurse examined the male patient. The patient's penis suddenly hardened and the female nurse softened it with cotton balls and alcohol. The nurse smiled: Dare to stand up and drink at this time! 9. Japanese criminal law stipulates that from now on, men and women are not allowed to wear underwear: women are arrested for wearing underwear and sentenced for wearing bras. Men in shorts will be punished for possession of guns and ammunition! 10, Niu: You're killing me! Niu: What's the matter? Niu: Yesterday you asked for leave, and my grandfather was drunk again. He treated me like you wanted to milk, and finally his penis was almost crushed. 1 1. The poet gave a speech and saw a girl with her legs open under the stage. Can't hold the pen straight. Poet: Miss, can you close your notebook? Girl: Can you write a poem on my desk with a pen? 12, the parturient in the delivery room cried and shouted, "Never dare to * * * * again, and sleep in separate beds in the future!" The husband said "yes" gently. One night a few months later, the husband heard the door open and asked,' Who? The wife said,' The daredevil is coming again! 13, May, whose chest is not very good, came back from work and said bitterly: Just passing through the dark alley, a man suddenly hugged me from behind and wanted to tease me. Even more irritating, the man said, "What a bummer!" 14, a beautiful 25-year-old girl married a 60-year-old man. On the wedding night, the old man stretched out three fingers to the girl, and the girl said, do it three times tonight? The old man said: which finger to choose? 15, grandma Liu entered the ballroom and asked, "Are couples dancing?" Others replied, "A dancer can't jump out of a couple." Grandma Liu asked again, "If it weren't for the couple, nothing would have happened?" Others replied, "Yes, the strange thing is that you can't have an accident." ! "16, John Doe's private parts were broken, and he took a card to stop the public from laughing. The woman looked puzzled: it's 2 meters deep here, so I need to change the card urgently. The crowd still smiled at the sign: male-only passage. It's changed again. Everyone laughs! The sign says: this road is blocked, please take the back door! 17, recruits practice lurking in trees. Two squirrels climbed up his trouser legs, and only one said, Boss, here are two big walnuts. Let's eat them. 18, a store keeps a parrot. When the customer came in, he said welcome. A girl didn't believe it. She left six times. The parrot said it six times in a row. The seventh time, the parrot said angrily, Boss, someone is playing with your bird! 19, the village head taught the silly son to have sex: the hand is a policeman, the younger brother is a thief, and the woman is a police station! If you catch the thief, you must take him to the police station. In the evening, my son shouted, Dad, the thief threw up at the gate of the police station! 20. One day, a man was bored at the seaside and buried his body, leaving only his penis exposed. Suddenly two women passed by, and only one said, shit! This thing is still wild! !