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I don't know if it's the following article, is it? I think it's quite good. Even if it's not, please enjoy it! "Male, female, 20 years old, 30 years old" When 65438+20 years old, he walked around the campus wearing a denim skirt with a vest, and he blushed when he spoke.

At the age of 30, I sat at my desk in a famous brand suit and said to my subordinates with a cold face: How dare you ask such a stupid question? Don't draft yet. "

At the age of twenty, I borrowed The Complete Works of Shakespeare, A Self-portrait of a Young Artist and Ulysses from the library. After the age of 30, the bedside is full of Zhuang's secrets, ELLE's personal charm and managers.

In the summer vacation when I was twenty years old, I met my crush in the street of my hometown. I heard that he was admitted to the graduate school and was shocked by his progress. My heart ached, and I couldn't help but burst into tears at the thought that I couldn't give him a good look in my life at last. After I was thirty, I asked around where I could spend money to buy an MBA.

When I was twenty years old, I told people my age anytime and anywhere, and answered faster than asking questions. After 30, I hate it when people ask me my age. If you have to ask, guess.

When I am twenty years old, I want to date boys from the Department of Physical Education and the Department of Fine Arts. After I was thirty, I felt like an idiot.

6. At the age of twenty, you must visit bookstores and buy books. After thirty, I turned a blind eye to the bookstore and went directly to the beauty salon next door.

When I was 7.20 years old, my mother called and couldn't wait to hang up before I finished three sentences. After thirty, I couldn't help crying when I heard my mother's voice: Mom, all your worries have come true now. ......

When I was eighty or twenty years old, I wanted to go straight ahead, and no one stopped me. After thirty, I really want to linger. Ah, the Spring Festival is coming.

9. When I was twenty years old, I wanted to become famous before it was too late. How can a person live in obscurity at the age of thirty? After thirty, there is no hope of fame. I just hope I can be as rich as my boss when I am forty.

10, when I was 20 years old, I was crowded on a crowded bus, eating cones, and I was very happy. After thirty, I get upset when I see a broken and dirty taxi, please! When the oil price falls, buy a car and drive all the way to a well-off society.

1 1, when I was 20 years old, I bet I couldn't stick to one place and live elsewhere in my life. After thirty, I broke my legs in order to buy a satisfactory and cheap house in this city.

12, when I was twenty years old, I read a novel with love-related plots. After 30 years old, my code name in the chat room is don't talk about love.

13, 20 years old, jumped forward with excitement when he heard celebrities. After 30, when I hear about celebrities, I feel uneasy and angry. I just ... don't know what it feels like, especially young and beautiful female stars.

14, at the age of 20, I went to the movies with people in the evening and casually held hands. I was happy all summer. After the age of 30, I sat in the revolving restaurant of Shangri-La Hotel and had a buffet with my customers. In the slow rotation, I felt inexplicably empty and suddenly tired of everything. ......

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What will happen to a thirty-year-old man?

Thirty is a terrible thing. This unfortunate thing finally happened to me. When people are 30 years old, I think the most important thing is self-reflection. As a result of introspection, compared with ten years ago, I have fallen and my lifestyle is wrong. However, if I had to go back ten years ago and commit suicide, I wouldn't go either. Although I don't think it's good now, sadly, I'm used to it-it can be seen that habit is the first step of corruption.

1. At the age of twenty, I wrote love poems and notes to my girlfriend. Are you free tonight? When I was thirty, I called my wife. I'm busy tonight.

At the age of 20, I felt that I had made great contributions to mankind by the time I was 30. At the age of thirty, I began to pay attention to the chronology of celebrities when reading books. I like to subtract the year when a celebrity became famous from the year when he was born. If it is less than 30, it will be disappointing; If you are over 30, you will be very happy; I feel that there is still plenty of time when I encounter an example of something that may happen when I am 40 or 50 years old.

At the age of twenty, I felt that I was a genius, and a genius didn't have to live long. The shorter the life span, the better. I'm thirty years old and I'm not going to hang myself. Although, at this age, Shelley has drowned. Keats is a tuberculosis patient and has been dead for four years.

When I was twenty years old, I went to an art exhibition and walked up to a woman, telling myself that this is art and I am aesthetic. Kant said that aesthetics has no utilitarian purpose. In short, I am afraid that my brain will think of places that I shouldn't think of, and I am even more afraid that my body will play hooligans on the spot. At the age of thirty, I made photos of sexy girls into office computer screensavers and told jokes at every table.

At the age of twenty, I felt very handsome in a pair of dirty jeans. I started ironing shirts every day at the age of 30, and I clearly know: First, I am no longer handsome. Second, I have never been handsome.

At the age of 6.20, if you meet yourself now, you will definitely resent it-it's a waste for your mother to educate him for so many years. Now when I see myself 20 years ago, I will definitely feel that there is something wrong with our education.

7. At the age of twenty, you can buy books that you don't have to buy. At the age of 30, I bought all the books I could buy and the books I couldn't buy, and moved them home in bundles. Then these newspapers piled on the ground, waiting for distinguished readers like guests waiting for interviews.

8. At the age of twenty, everyone can have a drink in a small restaurant as long as they chip in ten yuan, and they are not afraid of getting drunk and making mistakes-because making mistakes is nothing. At the age of 30, I stopped drinking white wine and beer, and I died-a 30-year-old man, who was drunk and told a lot of sermons, was really not a very decent thing.

9. At the age of twenty, we called all our classmates Birdman, except, of course, our female classmates. The surname Wu is Wu Bird, and the surname Long is Long Bird-this bird sounds like a faded bird, and it is not a good word. At the age of thirty, we called a fifty-year-old woman Miss Tom and Zhang Agan.

10. In those days, Dragon Bird liked to buy ten catties of oranges, and then ate them all in front of the whole dormitory. Now Dragon Bird is already a place-level cadre. He came to Shanghai from Guangxi on business and rushed to pay the bill while eating. Because he is a place-level cadre, a place-level cadre means that everything can be reimbursed.

1 1. When I graduated from college, Dragon Bird was still a T-man. Director Long has been divorced twice. Dragon Bird was once robbed of a food stamp from 40 yuan, and then put 20 food stamps in the stolen wardrobe, trying to lure the thief into the bait. As a result, the thief was not caught and the food stamp was stolen again. Director Long is now in charge of a big project with hundreds of millions of yuan.

12.20 years old, can queue up with a group of friends to pee after drinking on the road at night. At the age of thirty, two friends got prostatitis.

13. At the age of twenty, you can point out the teacher's mistakes in public. At the age of 30, you can point out the wisdom of leaders in public.

14. When I was twenty years old, I was holding a broken tape recorder and listening to the symphony of destiny. Bang! Bang! Bang! The devil is knocking at the door! Hold the fate by the throat! I listened to Cui Jian's songs when I was thirty. Your little hands are cold, just like your eyes ... I want to fuck you, fuck you. ......

15. Weight at the age of 20 120 kg. Weight at the age of 30 145 kg.

/kloc-when I was 0/6.20 years old, I wrote 1000 lines in ten hours, using a very special kind of paper, which was taken back from the hospital by a classmate's mother to record the electrocardiogram. On the back of someone else's heartbeat, I wrote excitedly. At the age of 30, I also had a computer, and my typing speed was very fast. I was served good cigarettes and tea, but often I couldn't write a few words in an hour, like a constipated person sitting on a gold-plated toilet.

17. When I was twenty years old, I appreciated two poems: Make a sharp knife and live up to the young people's heads. At the age of thirty, the boy's head is gone, but he still often carries a knife-razor.

18. When I was twenty years old, one night, I took my girlfriend for a walk on campus. Suddenly, an old lady and an old man rushed at me. Each of them took a flashlight and first shone it on his arm-suddenly a red armband, and then the school guard waved it in front of us twice to separate them. At the age of thirty, I had a dream. One night, I sneaked back to my alma mater and saw the old man and the old lady again. I waved them in the face with a bright flashlight and ordered them to "pick them up".

For ten years,

* Ten years ago, listening to Tayu Lo's songs, everyone said I was avant-garde; After listening to Tayu Lo's songs ten years later, everyone said, Oh, so you are such a nostalgic person. Who's Tayu Lo? -My neighbor's little sister asked me.

Ten years ago, other people's jokes often made me laugh; Ten years later, only the boss's jokes can make me laugh-even though I have heard him say it eight times.

10 years ago, I thought there would be at least 500 possibilities in life; Ten years later, I know that there are only two possibilities in life-going home for dinner at night and not going home for dinner at night.

Ten years ago, people were always angry with me, as if I had always been a bad teenager; Ten years have passed, and I am always angry with others, as if I had always been a good teenager.

Ten years ago, I saw her shyly holding a handsome straight boyfriend and whispering something in the street. I whistled angrily and kicked away a stone. Ten years later, I saw her pulling a boy with a runny nose in the street and yelling at something. Five or six meters behind her was her husband, with a slightly bald head and a growing belly. -I've been secretly happy.

Ten years ago, a senior who could write poetry had a heart-to-heart talk with me and told me that literature is a good thing; After ten years as a boss, he had a heart-to-heart talk with me and told me that money is a good thing.

* Ten years ago, when classmates met, everyone said that they were making progress and learning progress; Ten years later, when the classmates met, everyone said they were going to make a fortune. Congratulations on getting rich.

Ten years ago, I liked two singers, one looked very vicissitudes, the other looked very depressed, so I saved money to buy each of his tapes; Ten years later, the vicissitudes of life divorced, became fat and sang, dressed as a new and new human being, and the melancholy one went bankrupt, became fat and sang, which was very funny and vulgar. I bought their D-version record, and while listening to it, I wanted to buy a suit to dress up as a new human tomorrow, which made me laugh. I haven't listened to those tapes for a long time. They may be out of tune.

Ten years ago, I was an outsider who was laughed at in this city; Ten years later, I laugh at outsiders in this city-but I don't laugh at outsiders who are richer than me.

* Ten years ago, I watched idol dramas with relish. When I saw an advertisement in the middle, I quickly changed the channel or went to the toilet. Ten years later, I watched all kinds of advertisements with relish. When you meet an idol drama, change the channel or go to the toilet quickly.

Ten years ago, when I heard someone lying, I would immediately expose it loudly; Ten years later, I heard someone lying and walked away with a smile.

Ten years ago, I was often stupid; Ten years later, I tend to be very stupid.

10 years ago, I was miserable because I didn't understand; Ten years later, I was in pain because I knew.

I said to a girl ten years ago: I love you. She said: Sorry, we are still young. ; Ten years later I said to a girl: I love you. She said, Sorry, I'm still young.

Ten years ago, I knew that girl liked me very much, but I was afraid to chase her-I was afraid of being rejected; Ten years later, I know that girl doesn't like me, but I still want to go after her-it doesn't matter if I am rejected.

Ten years ago, my neighbor had a puppy. Every time I go home, it will come out and rub my trouser legs. Ten years later, I unexpectedly returned to the old house. The neighbor's dog is very old, lying by the door in the sun. Seeing me, I suddenly shook my tail and stood up. -It even knows me!

Ten years ago, someone told me a story. I pretended not to believe it, but actually I believed it. Ten years later, someone told me a story. I pretended to believe it, but I didn't believe it.

Ten years ago, I thought children were a miracle; Ten years later, I know that my mother is a miracle.

Ten years ago, I thought I needed the love of many people. Ten years later, I know many people need my love.

* I made a pen pal ten years ago and sent a red leaf bookmark; Ten years later, when I was tidying up my closet, I suddenly dropped this bookmark and some letters. The letter was thrown away. The bookmark was put aside and later lost. -things that have been preserved for ten years are gone in just a few seconds!

In my twenties and thirties, I quietly left me in comparison and sorrow. I accidentally reached 30, and my mood was very complicated.