What are the jokes about foreigners in China?

A driver carried a passenger and received a foreigner. After getting on the bus, a foreign friend took out a 50 yuan bill and kept saying to the driver, "Did you see it? Did you see it?". The driver was very angry, took out a ticket for 100 and shouted at outsiders, "Did you see 100?" Then he invited foreign friends to get off. Afterwards, the driver and his friend talked about it. The friend pondered for a long time and said, "Is he going to Jianguomen?" .

There is also a novel:

I threw my bike at the door of the supermarket and led her to the fritters stand, saying, "Master Huang, five fritters."

"ok." Master Huang is the first person in this street to take fried dough sticks. The so-called fried dough sticks yellow is the soybean milk called Liuhe next to him ... Well, there is nothing in common. Anyway, everyone bought it earlier.

While waiting, everyone next to me greeted me. They were all surprised when they saw yekaterina, but the residents of the street were all served by Wang, so there was no special fuss. Only Master Huang fried fritters. ...

When Master Huang wrapped five fried dough sticks in paper and handed them to me, yekaterina shouted, "Isn't this 10?"

Everyone next to him froze, and then they all laughed. Yekaterina counted it again and said, "Yes 10!"

I took her by the hand and said, "Come on, don't make a fool of yourself." Then he turned to Fu Shuo, Huang's master. "I owe the money first, and I will give it to you early tomorrow morning."

Master Huang waved and said, "What do I owe? I can't even afford a few fried dough sticks? "

I smiled, led yekaterina to the stall and said directly, "Two bowls." Only porridge is sold here in the morning.

Sitting there, yekaterina suddenly asked me, "What is a director? You seem to be very authoritative here. " Then she counted the fried dough sticks carefully again. "It is 10. Is he trying to bribe you? "