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Translation of Nanqi Disease and Gall Disease

Nanqi is a place in the valley of Sichuan. The water here is sweet, but the water quality is not good. Anyone who drinks it will get cervical cancer, so no one here is free from cervical cancer. When people from other places come, people here will get together to watch and joke, "What a strange neck a foreigner has! Thin and not like us. " The stranger said, "Your neck is swollen and you are sick!" You don't look for medicine to cure the disease, and you say I have a thin neck? "The smiling man said," People in our village are like this. Don't treat them! "I finally learned that he was ugly!

Original: Nanqi is in the valley of Qin and Shu, and the water is sweet but not good. Whoever drinks it will get sick, so there is no shortage of people in this place. When foreigners arrived, a group of little women gathered together and said with a smile, "What a surprise! What a long neck! Focus is not my class! " The stranger said, "Your neck is sick. You don't look for medicine to cure it, but you think my neck is small?" The person who made fun of him said, "We country people are all like this. We can't wait!" ! "In the end, no one knows that he is ugly.

Records of Ren Nanqi is a classical Chinese written by Liu Yuanqing, a writer in Ming Dynasty. Included in the Complete Works of Liu.

Liu Yuanqing (1544 ——1609), whose name is Jiangxi Anfu. In Qin Long in the Ming Dynasty, when he took the exam, he disputed the current disadvantages, and the examiner dared not admit him. During the Wanli period, he was introduced to North Korea as an official in charge of the Ministry of Rites. After illness, he wrote at home. His main works include Confucianism Case and Complete Works of Liu.