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Name: Kim Jae Jung.
Chinese Name: Kim Jae Jung/China Hero
Date of birth:1986 65438+1October 26th.
Constellation: Aquarius
Birthplace: Duke Zhou of Chungcheongnam-do
Blood type: O type
Faith: Christianity
Personality: I don't like messy and concise.
Specialty: singing, singing and cooking.
Family: parents, eight sisters (Jin, Jin, Jin Yishun, Jin Ayi and Jin Xiuying).
Interests: singing, thinking, walking.
Sleep habits: sleep on your stomach
Favorite singers: Young Jin Yoo, Kontha, Huisong and Bai Weiling Jin Jun, flying into the sky.
Self-righteous person.
Treasure: parents, hit series 3, mobile phone
Cooked food: kimchi sauce soup, tofu sauce soup, instant noodles, bibimbap, etc.
Habit: lying and thinking.
What I fear most is: Xiao Qiang.
Favorite food: candy, pizza, bananas, sausages.
Hate food: dog meat
Hobbies: touching your head, looking in the mirror, singing, lying down and thinking.
A very confident part of appearance: skin
Not satisfied with yourself: voice (because it's a bit strange)
What you are most satisfied with: eyebrows.
Sleeping habits: I like to sleep on my stomach.
Decompression method: drinking.
Motto: Don't be arrogant, be modest.
Childhood dream: supermarket clerk (eat whatever he wants)
Age of first kiss: sixth grade.
Love experience: 3 times
Ideal woman: a woman with a good first impression, a kind and honest girl.
Gift for girlfriend: lovers' jewelry
What you must want to do after you have a girlfriend: be satisfied with your girlfriend.
Confess to your girlfriend: Say "I love you" in a crowded place.
Musical instruments: snare drum, flute and bamboo board.
/kloc-what will I look like in 0/0 years: a singer.
Champion of Image Award in the 2nd SM Best Selection Conference
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♂ In 100, ask ♂.
1.) Name: Kim Jae Jung.
2.) Birthday: 0 1/26.
3.) Address: Somewhere in Seoul.
4.) Blood type: O type.
5.) Height: 178.
6.) Weight: 63.
7.) Shoe size: 275mm.
8.) Personality: lively, intelligent, cheerful …
9.) Dream: To be a famous and respected singer, and to make his name immortal (something like that).
Expertise: singing, staying awake, walking, thinking, playing, playing 3.6.9 games.
1 1.) hobbies: same as above.
12.) My ideal: someone like An Qixuan.
13.) Favorite celebrity: Bai Weiling of M.I.L.K; The mythical Junjin; Liu Yingzhen; The mystery of flying to the sky; Hui Chenghui
14.) favorite flower: lily.
15.) Who do I want to be with: An Qixuan.
16.) Favorite fruits: bananas and apples.
17.) People you don't like: self-righteous.
18.) Favorite cartoon: Of all the cartoons I have seen, I like Dragon Ball best.
19.) What I'm worried about is: secrets.
20.) Sleeping outside: I'll let you fix it yourself.
2 1.) Alcohol consumption: 4 bottles. But it still depends on how fast I drink.
22.) First love: the first grade of primary school.
Dear people: parents, Liu Yingzhen, Fanny and Huisong.
24.) Good exercise: running.
25.) Favorite songs: too many.
26.) Number of blind dates (dates between unknown men and women): 3.
27.) When is the best time for me? When I haven't slept all day.
28.) Of all the people I have dated, my favorite person is: ... hmm ...
29.) Favorite number: 2, 7.
30.) Precious things: parents.
3 1.) Lowest ranking: ... What do you mean ...
32.) Religion: atheism.
33.) Looking at yourself in the mirror, you will think: ... Mommy ~
34.) Favorite color: black and white.
35.) Advantages: I am very nice, but I feel that others' first impression of me is not very good.
36.) Disadvantages: The first impression is not very good.
37.) Drinking habits: I think a lot.
39.) Want to go out in rainy days: No, sleeping is the best ~ ~
40.) Specialty: Generally speaking, I am good at cooking. ...
4 1.) What I want to do now: go home and wash (something like that).
42.) Good foreign language: Chinese.
43.) What do you want to do with the person you love? Holding her hand, walking by the river.
44.) What gift do you want to give your beloved: Let her ride on my shoulder (back) by the river.
45.) What I want: a lot.
46.) If you meet an ex-boyfriend: ... boyfriend ...?
47.) I hope to get a gift from my beloved: love, a lot of love!
48.) Mobile phone greeting: I can't type what I want. I broke it.
49.) Ring: ... ……TT TT
50.) The ringing of the telephone: …
5 1.) Pick up 1000000 on the road and leave1000 yuan, others will "resist".
52.) habit: think and let go.
53.) Sleeping habits: I sleep on my stomach. (Sorry, I don't know what sleeping position ...)
54.) What are you wearing? ) with jeans
55.) When do you want to die: I don't have the courage to die, so maybe when I get sick …
56.) What do you want to do now: I want to make a debut! ! !
56.) How many times have you received flowers from the opposite sex: ... This quiz should be for girls ...
57.) Where do you want plastic surgery: What?
58.) My charm: If I get close to someone, he can follow me.
59.) People have different views on me.
60.) A person I often say: Save it! ! !
6 1.) What am I afraid of: cockroaches.
I feel hurt when I tremble: (Jabgyum is Korean, right? ! Can't turn it over ~ ~)
63.) My happiest time: when I speak well of my parents.
64.) I sing when I'm afraid. (Like An Qixuan ~)
65.) When have you ever given someone a Valentine's Day chocolate? Elementary school.
66.) When you are stressed: Listen to music.
67.) I like to eat when I drink: soup, food cooked in a baking tray.
68.) In a rage: Take it out on something.
69.) inedible: dogs.
70.) School hours: ...
7 1.) What I want to learn: acting.
72.) When there are people you don't like: ignore them.
73.) The happiest time in my life: the first rehearsal in SM.
74.) Think about money: money doesn't fall from the sky.
75.) If the person you love hates someone, let him be. ............
76.) Have you been crying recently? .........
77.) Sunlight or moonlight: moonlight.
78.) First kiss: sixth grade.
79.) Facing the person who wants to get back together: Think about it.
80.) People of different races I like: I like Korean people.
8 1.) My favorite thing: my clothes.
82.) How long can you stand waiting for someone: 3 hours.
83.) When did you feel disappointed: ... It was too long.
84.) One-month allowance: 3. 4 yuan (USD? ).
85.) Favorite animal: dog.
Favorite season: spring.
87.) The most unforgettable day: …
88.) What do I pay attention to when I look at others? Everything.
90.) Nickname: Boojaejoong.
92.) Love is like medicine.
93.) When I know that the people I love have changed: When did they change?
94.) I hate going out with others; ...
95.) I like my skin best
96.) This year's wish: Everything comes to a smooth end.
(No.97. 98.99. Yo ~)
100.) The last sentence I want to say: I'm finished! I can finally go home! !
The last thing I want to say: it's done! I can finally go home! ! !
The hero is such a person in the movie.
When the first place won the first place, I saw my brother who was crying with joy hold back his tears and gave his brother a hug.
Until now, I still cry when I think of my first love. I really pay for someone who really loves me.
A lovely person can't blink, but he will close his eyes in a blink of an eye. (-.-)
An amazing guy who can guess correctly every time he plays 322.
Yao Ming is still very white, but he said that he got a tan because of filming MV, which made many dark-skinned fans feel speechless.
A person who sings seriously on the show for his bad voice.
No matter how tired you are, cut your hair neatly.
Say, "Please quit TVXQ!! If you want to be an ordinary college student ".
A person who is passionate about singing goes to be a singer alone in order to leave home.
When he was expressionless, he heard a handsome boy say "he looks really good" and smiled again when he heard "so handsome".
In front of parents, there is no outstanding appearance on the stage, just a beloved little son-such a person.
When I was a student, I would get angry and have an argument when I heard insulting words about H.O.T
Dancing and singing on the stage, don't forget to pay attention to the injured members, a thoughtful person.
A person whose appearance is more beautiful than that of a girl, who is envied by countless fans.
A person who shows intelligence and excellent responsiveness in a crisis.
The notice is full, even if it doesn't say "Love is …", I believe that everything can be solved as long as you' understand'. Don't be distracted when you are in love, everything is a little bit.
Every drop of time can create beautiful memories. Such a handsome man.
I will try my best to answer the questions asked by fans in detail when I have time. Such a careful person.
I'm not mature enough, so I'm worried that being tired will hurt people like fans ...
A person who can be seen at a glance when standing among many people.
From the previous pentatonic, through continuous efforts, I finally became an excellent singer ... such a person.
A kind person gets up early to prepare breakfast for his younger brother who will take the school exam in the morning.
A person who is greeting his predecessors and doesn't even hear the announcement of the first place, and has a strict manner.
People with many charms that can't be described in words
When people like it to the extent that they think they like it, they will become more fond of him bit by bit.
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★ Kim Jae Jung is such a person ★
He was born in Chungnam on1October 26th.
He burned down the backyard while playing with fire with his sisters 1 1 years ago.
He once went out to sing to his girlfriend during class time.
He will cry when reading love comics.
When he was young, he tried to sing well because he couldn't sing and was laughed at.
He dropped out of high school because he wanted to be a singer and went to Seoul alone.
He lives alone in an apartment without elevator 10 floor.
He walked for two and a half hours, and even went into shock, because he lacked the fare of 100 yuan (about 7 RMB).
Because I wanted to become a monk many times, I even sang to the point where there was a shortage of records.
He has delivered roast chicken, newspapers, milk and odd jobs, and also served as a soldier in the movie "Flying Tai Chi Flag".
Because he only had 600 yuan, he donated blood and bought delicious biscuits with the money he got.
He once ate the leftover noodle soup and shrimps thrown away by others because he was hungry.
He went into shock in the coke drinking competition. (Coke has a bad memory)
He wept when he remembered his first love.
Fans found him picking his nose where no one was there.
He is worried that his first impression is not good.
He has an ugly face, but he always wears a mirror. (So there is a nickname called "Zhongjing", haha)
On February 26th, 2003, 65438+, he realized his little dream (TVXQ!! The first performance).
As the boss, he often takes care of his teammates behind captain Yun Hao.
He will feel sorry for the fans who cry to himself.
Although he thought about giving up many times when he was tired and weak, he always thought it was just the beginning.
He has only 24 hours to rest 12 hours and practice 12 hours.
Even if he has a sore throat, taking medicine will make you hear good songs.
He wants small and deep love more than instant love.
He believes that love can solve all problems with an "understanding".
He even loves fans who are not cute at all.
He has a more beautiful heart than appearance.
He is a person who says 100 times a day.
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→↓ What kind of people do members have in mind? ↓←
What kind of person are you at school?
Chang Min: Huh? This is hard to say!
Hao Yun: I have a cool personality at school. (Sometimes I'm shy) I'm a horrible person (laughs).
Zaizhong: Really shy (hiding under the table now).
Hao Yun: Although sometimes rude, I feel like my mother when I clean the room, and I am the gentlest person among the members.
Junxiu: Although I thought he was a cold person when I first met him, I didn't know he was the most emotional member until I got along with him. No matter who is sick, he is the one who worries and takes care of others the most.
Zaizhong: shy! (hiding under the table)
You Qian: Ha ha ha. I am a reliable person at school. I am a member of the team. I will always stand by your side, which is a matter of course.
Chang Min: He is the most cheerful person among us. Compared with his contemporaries, he has many incredible places and is very gentle. Seeing him in the park made me homesick in the country. Not only us, but everyone who has met him will basically say so. He really feels this way (laughs)! Then say something in the book!
Chang Min: Because I am my brother, I have already said it (laughs).
Chinese: What the above Members said is true. I am a very cheerful person. When you are naughty, you don't consider the members' ideas, and sometimes you don't know what to do (laughs). I think my advantage is cheerful, and I will try to be more cheerful in the future!
Kim Jae Jung's most vulnerable member?
Yunhao: I think the most emotional people in our team are at school, because they often cry when watching cartoons.
Junxiu: But he never cries when watching TV.
Zaizhong: Haha. That's because TV is played by real people, and there is no room for imagination. The more I think about it, the more I cry.
Hero JJ-evaluation (keep updating ...)
★ Evaluate yourself &; Others' comments) ★
Transfer from Baidu, right
The hero said?
It's been a year since we debuted in TVXQ!! And it really feels like a long time. Our members are grateful to be loved by so many fans. The saddest time to see Micky sick was during performing arts activities. At that time, only four members performed, and the five of us were called TVXQ!! Together. Suddenly, it is embarrassing to lose someone. Although there were only four people on the stage, the fans enthusiastically cheered for us. So I think we should perform harder than usual, do our best whenever possible, just like the happiness we feel now, keep a constant mood and stand on the stage seriously, no matter when.
Mickey said?
In my eyes, Brother Zaizhong is looking at me now ... well ... as Brother Zaizhong saw during his performance, there are cheerful side, depressed side and many times when he was depressed. At that time, my members and I will give him a loving hug, and my brother loves us very much in school. Why? Because when I was in the hospital, he came to see me first and contacted me the most. I really felt that was his heart. I will be beaten by him again when I go back to the dormitory today ... because I am the oldest and have always been an example for our brother. I take care of my younger brothers and I am really grateful! Brother Tsai, I love you! !
Bao Er said?
"The best friend among artists is TVXQ!! A hero in the same company, "Bao Er called him" the feeling in the middle. " Although I don't talk much in the program and act very dull, I actually have a sense of humor beyond people's imagination, and I am really a very likable friend. "
SS50 1 Xu Yingsheng said?
In Zhongge, he is really a perfect person, but he is not stupid at all. He thinks a lot, thinks deeply, is more mature and filial than anyone else, and is really frank and manly. He takes care of his younger brother, friends and brothers, not the kind of person who changes himself excessively after becoming an artist. To me, he is really the best person, and I admire him very much. In times of pain, Brother Zhong's advice and warm comfort can give me the greatest support and comfort.
Easy magazine says?
In the book, I said that he thinks the most manly thing is his eyes, because his eyes are very strong or manly. I don't want to say that everyone knows that in South Korea, except for Shenzhou VII, most of the oldest members of the group are captains, so everyone can see the pressure and helplessness of the rules. In order to join Shenqi, he even gave up his high school studies, which shows his love for Shenqi and singing. For a year, he has put up with it in middle school.
From cool light music magazine?
Members reveal secrets-Kim Jae Jung's most vulnerable member?
Hao Yun: I think the most emotional person in our team is in middle school. Because I often read comics, I will cry when I watch them. Junxiu: But he never cries when watching TV. Zaizhong: Haha. Well, that's because TV is played by real people, and there is no room for imagination. Comics are imaginative, and the more you think about them, the more you cry.
People who are too beautiful will be more arrogant than the average person. Even if they are kind at heart, they always feel superior on the surface. So did Bian Xiao's first impression in middle school. I thought he would be a gentleman or a little dude, and even if he wasn't, he would have one habit or another. Usually, beautiful people are more self-righteous. But as time went on, I found that it was completely wrong. In the dream, he is a completely opposite person, and his kind heart is directly proportional to his outstanding beauty; Regardless of the punishment of his agent, he signed a long-cherished fan and accepted their gifts, for which he was repeatedly criticized by his colleagues in the company; In order not to disappoint the fans, I ignored the doctor's advice, dragged my body for just two days, and insisted on attending fanmeeting with other members. For TVXQ!! He gave almost everything in the school. He is even more touching than Kim Jae Jung.
What is the evaluation of the relevant staff in country A of Japan?
Employee A (Oshima Ryosuke): Nakamura is a very polite employee. I thought he was a little too serious when I first met him, but later I found out that he was actually a very easy-going person. He works very hard in private and has been studying Japanese hard. Well, he is also very humorous. The stage feels good, and the three-dimensional effect and visual effect brought by the whole person are very strong.
Staff b (Suzuki in the future, ms is responsible for assisting in makeup): Huh? Huh? In Zhong Jun, he is a lovely person. His skin is so good that he hardly needs makeup. He is diligent and polite. He is a very powerful artist in Korea, but in my opinion, he is a newcomer who just debuted. This is very admirable. He is everyone's good friend.
Staff C (unknown ...): In Zhong Jun ... Haha, I have a little secret. This should not be seen by everyone at ordinary times. He likes mirrors very much. Wow, he likes them very much. Because it took away mine. He said, Miyano Jun, you will waste such a good mirror here. I can't translate this sentence well, which is probably what it means. I was joking with the staff ... but I finally got it back by violence ... haha, of course I was joking. Zhong Jun is really a sincere and diligent artist and is very polite to the staff.
10' s secret
1, he likes to look in the mirror, so he must never take his mirror.
2. I can speak dialects when I am excited. Never be afraid.
He can't blink well, and he will definitely refuse the unreasonable request for blinking.
4. He doesn't like the words "beautiful" and "like women". Say "handsome" and "top" when you see him.
5, like special styles of underwear, don't give him ordinary underwear as a gift, he will give it to other members.
Although he looks cold, he is warm inside. Please don't let him get hurt.
7. I fainted once in the "Drinking Coke Contest". Now, don't give him coke, it will remind him of that nightmare.
8. Have the habit of wearing an eye mask when sleeping.
9. The waist thinner than the average woman seems to break easily. Don't hug him.
10. People who like cooking think that the best gift is cooking books from various countries. But the unreasonable request of "Let's cook together" will be rejected.
★ Little fun ★
China Baidu hero, right?
★ Physiological events * *:
Suddenly angry and sensitive makeup artist ... other members didn't notice ... the "mirror princess" who grew up among eight beautiful sisters was in the movie. That day, she saw that the makeup artist was very sensitive and immediately noticed it! ! So, when we were in middle school, the princess poured hot water into thermos flask, and she was very shy if she gave it herself, so please tell the makeup artist that it would be better to stick thermos flask on her stomach ... Ah ... Our princess Kim Jae Jung ... Here's the kind ... Haha * *
★ I miss my girlfriend's nickname * *
Girls older than themselves are called "beauties"; If you are younger than yourself, you want to hear "brother" ... * * (cute as hell ... haha)
★ Chocolate * *
In the recording studio, I just finished recording songs, and after I came out, I gave him a meal to eat chocolate ... I looked at the chocolate in the studio and said, "Ah ... eating chocolate will make you fat ..." (Ah ~ so cute ~)
★ Kangda * *
Before her debut, whenever Chang Min looked in the mirror, she would ask him, "Brother, what do you think I should do?"? It looks too much like An Qixuan's predecessor. " That's because the most beautiful man in Huahua's heart is An Qixuan! Is the highest idol in his mind! Every time I hear Changmin's similar hitting technique at school, I am so angry that I have to run away! But because Changmin is his younger brother and wants to let him go, he has to go crazy everywhere. Recently, people around Changmin say that he looks more and more like Won Bin, and gradually ... Changmin feels as if it is true. When he looked in the mirror, he stopped saying that he looked like An Qixuan's predecessor.
★ Bus * *
TVXQ! hasn't been on the bus much since her debut, and she is eager to go out. Because of this mood, the hero secretly took the subway back to the dormitory in his own stage costume at the last notice on the day after a holiday. The most amazing thing is that no one recognized him as a member of TVXQ!! Hero! Although it's cool, it also makes people above 13 puzzled for a long time. "Am I a star now?" *^^*
★FTTS *^^*
TVXQ! has a very good relationship not only with SJ members, but also with his senior Fly to the Sky. They have been taken care of by two senior FTTS, and their feelings for Fany and Brian are like brothers, and their words and deeds are gradually spoiled. Every time I meet these two seniors, in addition to saying something encouraging to each other, the hero will lose no time to add "Brother! Invite me to dinner! " *^^*
About the story in the book. . .
The first love in the world
Author: Kim Jae Jung
Translation:
God's Artistic Conception-TVXQ!! Chinese website
I met you in an accident.
I've never seen you before.
I have only heard your voice for over a year.
Do you know how I feel? I also answer the phone with a nervous mood every day.
That's why I began to like you ... to see you.
I've seen you before.
I often miss you every day and can't even sleep.
Do you want to see me, too?
Finally, I decided to visit you and go to your home.
I don't know how long it took, but I saw you slowly approaching my direction in the distance.
When I saw your lovely and proud appearance, my heart kept beating.
I want to go up at once and say that you know this is "me"
But I don't have the guts, so I will only look at you from a distance.
Time has been passing.
You smiled at me tenderly.
Your hair is fluttering in the wind.
There were snowflakes in the world that day, and you were like my angel every day.
I don't know what to do. I'm too nervous to even look you in the eye.
Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Do you remember the gift I gave you?
I have been writing a diary for the past year, and I don't know how you are now. ...
But they are full of my tears, because I feel very happy.
I hope your heart is the same as mine.
One day you said to me ...
"Let's not meet again."
After that, I had to wait for your call by the phone.
Otherwise, you will eventually call me.
I'm afraid to call you
I'm afraid you'll hang up if you hear anything.
Another year passed like this. ...
In this year, I miss you all the time and want to see you!
My heart hurts and I can't get up.
I really miss you. ...
Why did you do it that day?
You won't do this to me, will you?
You don't like me anymore? Or there are other reasons.
I tried not to answer your phone this year?
Have you forgotten all my letters to you?
Do you miss me a little?
I really can't stand it any longer. I will go to your school on foot.
My mind is blank, just crazy.
In some strange and intimate faces, I see your bright smile.
Why are you laughing?
I ... I ... ...
My spirit and love have been traumatized, and I really want to die, but why do you smile like this?
I want to call you from my position.
But I don't have the courage
Then a teacher came up to me and asked, "Who are you looking for? 」
I don't know, I can't help but say to him, "Where is the girl I like?"
"Shall I call her for you?"
Soon, the teacher came back and said:
"She said she didn't know you."
My eyes began to fill with tears.
I wanted to cry, but I held back.
I really want to believe that what you said is a lie.
I watched you outside the school gate for a while.
Then walk home ... this is the place where I went a year ago.
Although I have only been there once, I tried to find it by memory.
Running all the way, finally at your door.
I'm waiting … an hour … two hours … three hours …
I waited for five hours.
It's past ten o'clock at night, and you haven't come back yet.
In the end, I didn't even have a chance to talk to you … I didn't even have a chance to see you …
Finally I got on a bus.
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