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English humorous short play script The Pocket Money
Scene1 (At Salesman's home)
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman . He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu... He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you. I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular, (show), I don't know why. The foolish students always come here. I 'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money...
Oops! It's time to make candies now. (Look at the watch)
First, put the flour on the table.
Then, water, sugar, flour. (talk and do it)
Now press, press...
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (nonchalant look)
Press, press...
Oh, my god! Never mind! Just do it!
Press, press, the children will not know it, it's OK, hehehe...
Now let me cut it into pieces!
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白雪Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs English short script
Narration: Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born , the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪: ( Sweep and mop the
floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
Queen: I'm the new queen. I'm very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I'll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
Magic mirror: Yes, I'm coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
Queen: Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the fairest of the all?
Magic Mirror: Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think. But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. She is much more beautiful than you.
Queen: She is much more beautiful than me? Who is she? Tell me quickly.
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