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What is childhood?

Childhood is the truth in dreams, the dream in reality, and the tearful smile when recalling.

-Bing Xin

0 1 Don't grow up.

When I was young, I always fantasized about growing up. When I grew up, I began to miss my childhood.

When I was a child, growing up was really exciting and looking forward to.

One thing I used to do when I was a child was to go to school with my schoolbag on my back and then go home from school with my schoolbag on my back.

At school, listen to the teacher, or the teacher will say, "Why are you so disobedient?"

At home, listen to your parents, or they will say, "Why are you so ignorant?"

What adults say is always like an imperial edict. If you don't obey, start all kinds of education.

Tong Mei was instilled with an idea: You are young, you don't understand, just listen.

Joke, how can I understand it if you don't tell me?

Therefore, we are more eager to grow. Day after day, year after year, I finally grew up. Time slips through my fingers like a blink of an eye.

When we are complacent about growing up, we miss our childhood very much. We can play whenever we want, admit our mistakes when we do something wrong and be carefree.

When I grow up, I don't have much mind to play. I have to work overtime every day until I collapse. I must carefully consider everything I say and be responsible for what I say.

It seems that when you grow up, you are no longer qualified to be willful. Everything you do and say, you should think twice before you act.

We can't say "no" to life, no matter how tired and bitter it is.

Because there is a home behind us. I did a survey before and found that most office workers always sit in the car for a while after work, doing nothing but sitting quietly.

When the time comes, they almost agree: "Just stay in the car for a while, I belong to myself."

Pushing this door open is the father, husband and son.

The adult world is so heavy that I can hardly breathe when I wake up every day.

If I can, I still don't want to grow up.

02 ? Why are you so ugly?

Why are you so ugly?

Inadvertently, we all grew up. From such a small person to an adult with self-awareness and independent thinking.

When I was a child, I would be happy for a long time because of a candy with fifty cents and twenty cents.

When I was a child, I would be carried away by a compliment from my teacher.

When I was a child, I thought catching cicadas meant catching the whole summer. ...

If you were a boy again, what would you say to yourself?

If you were a boy again, what would you say to yourself?

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Childhood is the truth in dreams, the dream in reality, and the tearful smile when recalling.

-Bing Xin

0 1 Don't grow up.

When I was young, I always fantasized about growing up. When I grew up, I began to miss my childhood.

When I was a child, growing up was really exciting and looking forward to.

One thing I used to do when I was a child was to go to school with my schoolbag on my back and then go home from school with my schoolbag on my back.

At school, listen to the teacher, or the teacher will say, "Why are you so disobedient?"

At home, listen to your parents, or they will say, "Why are you so ignorant?"

What adults say is always like an imperial edict. If you don't obey, start all kinds of education.

Tong Mei was instilled with an idea: You are young, you don't understand, just listen.

Joke, how can I understand it if you don't tell me?

Therefore, we are more eager to grow. Day after day, year after year, I finally grew up. Time slips through my fingers like a blink of an eye.

When we are complacent about growing up, we miss our childhood very much. We can play whenever we want, admit our mistakes when we do something wrong, and be carefree.

When I grow up, I don't have much mind to play. I have to work overtime every day until I collapse. I must carefully consider everything I say and be responsible for what I say.

It seems that when you grow up, you are no longer qualified to be willful. Everything you do and say, you should think twice before you act.

We can't say "no" to life, no matter how tired and bitter it is.

Because there is a home behind us.

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I did a survey before and found that most office workers always sit in the car for a while after work, doing nothing but sitting quietly.

When the time comes, they almost agree: "Just stay in the car for a while, I belong to myself."

Pushing this door open is the father, husband and son.

The adult world is so heavy that I can hardly breathe when I wake up every day.

If I can, I still don't want to grow up.

Why are you so ugly?

Why are you so ugly?

Inadvertently, we all grew up. From such a small person to an adult with self-awareness and independent thinking.

When I was a child, I would be happy for a long time because of a candy with fifty cents and twenty cents.

When I was a child, I would be carried away by a compliment from my teacher.

When I was a child, I thought catching cicadas meant catching the whole summer. ...

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The happiest thing is holding a popsicle in my left hand, a bag of spicy strips in my right hand, and a dollar in my pocket. It feels like a lot of wealth.

In retrospect, there was a smile on my lips.

Our hands were covered with mud and our mouths smelled of flat peaches, and we wandered in the street. Children of the same age are friends. At that time, we were carefree.

When we were young, we loved to cry and be coaxed. I often cry because I can't get a toy, and I often laugh because of a candy.

Childhood troubles don't seem to be called troubles, but they are generally called unhappiness, but as long as you give me a candy, I will be happy again the next day.

Click, childhood has become an unforgettable memory when I grow up.

When I open the photos of my childhood, my thoughts are like water, and a little person jumps out of the paper.

Scared? Who are you?

study hard

Someone in Zhihu replied:

If I were a boy again, I would definitely say to myself, "At the age when I should study, I will give up some indifferent childhood troubles. At that time, there were no mobile phones and games, so I could stay away from the temptation, devote myself to my study and plan my ideal life for my future. "

After the experience of adults, I can understand the importance of learning knowledge, cherish the inculcation of my parents and avoid blushing in front of my parents.

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At the age when you should study, study hard, so that you won't stumble in society, be speechless by others in Kan Kan, and be sad when you envy others' achievements.

Unfortunately, we will never go back to childhood. I can only hold the awakening of adults and remind myself to cherish the days when I can study.

I have the ability to choose my favorite job, and I have the ability to choose my own address. It's not that I can only do this job, but I can only afford to rent this house.

When I am sad, I have the ability to choose to go to Bali or Maldives to comfort myself, instead of just buying a bottle of beer and a dish of string and squatting on the side of the road crying.