A short and funny joke?

1, girls who don't work hard will have endless stalls and shops in the vegetable market. Hard-working girls, you won't have time to shop, because you can only work overtime and take out some food to visit Taobao!

Although you are ugly, the world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of the world without you.

3. Being a child for the first time has no experience. Is it time to go to bed in kindergarten?

I watched the news today. A person stayed up late and died suddenly, which scared me to death. Fortunately, I am a woman.

After checking the balance in Alipay, my hanging heart finally stopped beating.