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Begging for a palace fight novel, the kind with a strong female host.

There are many old articles, Lao Ma. Recommend some newer ones, but the authors are all good at writing!

Rebirth after Poisoning Author: Parrot drying the moon

Lenghuagong

"Sister, do you know how disgusting the emperor is to see your beautiful and arrogant face!" Jin Rong's smiling flowers trembled and sneered, "You have to take a shower and change clothes after going to bed every time. You think the emperor is too dirty to touch you. "

"You think too much."

Jin Rong enjoyed the hard-won victory alone: "Your ordinary sister is better than you. You see, she will please the emperor. She is now one of the four concubines. It is said that her mother has replaced your mother as Zuo Zhengxiang's wife. How do you feel when you are defeated by the person you despise the most? "

"It's none of your business!"

She had no vision in her last life, didn't know he was the future emperor, mocked him, mistook pearls for dross, and finally didn't get his protection. She deserved it!

As a near-re-embodiment, everything starts all over again. I could have killed you in a previous life. How can you fall behind in this life? This is just a secret means.

Jin Guifei, you see, anyone can pretend to be innocent.

Men's struggle edition:

Jiuyan Waterfall:

He was born in humble background, but he grew up in the palace. He walked all the way to deus ex with dignity and was deeply immersed in love. He was a scum!

Well, what? His sister Yue likes lively, singing and dancing! Ok, let's all come and have a fun and show it to Sister Yue!

Can't sing? Can't dance? Can't tell jokes yet? Then what are you doing in the palace? Drown!

Xuan cat:

He hid in the temple, secretly killing people, calling the shots, knocking over powerful people, and he didn't understand many secret things. Why did she screw up?

"Are we enemies?"

"unforgettable."

"But I don't blame you for using a lot of my ink when you were a child."

"……"

"Also, you kiss me with maple leaves! You should know that your father has proposed to my father! "

Qi Yue instantly looked at him with wide eyes! Our friendship is limited to, you just gave me a suicide note in your last life!

Rui maple leaf:

Loyal to Prince Wang Fu, a generation of refined, unpredictable. The woman's fiance is from the 28 th century. For his fiancee, he took care of Jiuyan and taught him to understand. I didn't expect that the man who stabbed me in the back was the enemy he least valued.

The only wish is to let all men except the nine-eyed Luo die!

★★★★★★ I am very good-looking, cool and funny, and gray is often matched! Super recommended ★★★★

"The world of imperial concubines" Author: Qingqing carefree

As the first daughter of Jing Guogong and once a famous female general, Xiliangmo's life in the mansion was even more difficult, fighting with dogs for food. In order to survive, I tried to please my brother, but I was almost insulted by that immoral and unscrupulous brother, which led to the tragic death of the only girl who protected me, and I almost became a cripple. ( 1V 1)

She won't put up with it any longer, and let her despicable sister and ordinary daughter take a cruel stepmother to see what a real servant is mean and cruel.

Step by step, she broke the legs of the sinister princess and second sister, forced the hypocritical second sister to death, betrayed her cold father, ruined the face of the evil third sister and robbed her husband. She climbed up step by step by stepping on their bones.

However, is the marriage she grabbed for herself really another marriage that everyone envies?

Why does she smell the stench of dirty conspiracy in there? The big deal is that she abandoned her husband and family, divorced and remarried.

It's just that the news of getting married has spread. Why did Wang Ye, the traitor eunuch and the only eunuch in the dynasty, join in for nine years and insist on marrying her? Although you are beautiful and powerful, you are also a eunuch!

Both the imperial concubine and the official want to see her jokes, forcing her to become an official wife. Then she will become the first witch in history, helping her eunuch Chitose to do evil and get into the hands of one person. She is in poor health, so let all the officials accompany her.

★★★★★ The hostess was dormant for various reasons in the early stage, and she was very strong. . . I still suggest going to see it. I really like that nine-year-old man.

Another article by the author, Poison Princess, is also good. Women dress up as men and men dress up as women.

. . Ahem, it's a little off. Go!

Ye Yanglan's The Princess is Powerful

She was once a brilliant princess royal of the royal family of Daqin, but she was finally pushed into the underworld by her husband who had been married for ten years!

Above the main hall, her phoenix robe wept blood, and her smile was biting cold. Under the cold blade, she died in hell!

Unwilling, after ten years of dreaming, she came back!

Standing on the top of the imperial city again, this once proud girl has changed her mind.

In this life, in order to save her mother's life and her brother's throne, she worked hard step by step!

Kill the prince, destroy the beloved princess, and dare to plot against your sister. She made a mess of her life!

Having sex in the harem, the red makeup in the hunting ground is a blockbuster!

The political situation of the imperial court is changing rapidly, and the battlefield is full of twists and turns. Her hands are black and dry!

She wants to pay back the debts of her previous life, and she wants to pay back the revenge of this life!

Handsome as jade, after several battles, he can't escape the fate of reincarnation!

But even if her fate is predestined by heaven, she will change her life and reverse Gan Kun!

Blood phoenix nirvana, princess royal returned from a bloody battle, and it was nine days!

★★★★★★ The hostess is a princess, and the palace fights ★★★★

And her "princess regent"

My father was killed, my mother died tragically, and my brother died overnight. Are you really jealous of talents?

Hou fu's inner courtyard is full of blood. My little sister comes from another world, but she can't escape the fate of dying young. Where is justice?

A long time ago, Ming Lan died in a collective grave, and Le Ming returned from nirvana with a smile like a flower.

See who can kill who through the woman's brain and the reborn woman's heart!

On the four coasts, she sat in Jinshan, forcing the statue of the Ninth Five-Year Plan to bend over;

At the Eight Faces Casino, she changed her face and made a decision with a sword.

Those people want money and wealth, and she holds it in her hand, stepping on their flesh and blood bones and returning it step by step;

The wind and rain in the imperial capital are constant, but the evil and arrogant people are always with you.

He was cold at first sight: "Miss Yi, you cheated the King of money, don't you want to deny it?"

When we met again, he repeatedly said, "Le Er, I am willing to" admit defeat ". What do you think of this royal debt? "

The glitz of Shili red makeup can't compare with the world of God Wang Ye's heart. Since the world is heartless, why should she leave a sincere heart?

In front of the bronze cosmetic mirror, the beauty is picturesque: "If you dare to marry, I will marry!" " As long as you are willing to share half my country as your home! "

The long river of Wan Li only collapsed when she looked back and smiled;

Flying sand and smoke, Jin Ge iron horse, but can not compare with her story!

Houmen orphan girl, reborn from nirvana; Princess Regent, the supreme world!

"The Rise of the Queen of Cold Palace" Author: Night Dance

With a piece of imperial edict, she changed from a noble queen to a cold queen who was reviled by everyone.

I thought I would die alone, but I didn't expect a thunder; Between reincarnation, fate changes!

When a modern pop star becomes a cold queen-

Can you be a man? We put up with it!

Women can't fuck? We abstain from sex!

But-when you are not a man, you are forced to be a bitch. Why should you be played as a grasshopper by the pure man emperor who put her in limbo?

His closest confidant earnestly advised him: "Empress, we can't feel sorry for ourselves. Although the emperor was left in the harem by those sycophants, at least we still have a prince who is our own ... "

Hearing this, he bit the corner of the quilt with tears in his eyes: Is he a real man, because Mao even gave birth to a child? The water that flowed all over his face covered his face ... loud noise ... there shouldn't be such a miserable person like him. ...

Phoenix nirvana, reborn from the fire!

From waste to pet, step by step; Since I have lost my dignity as a man, I will die to be the most dignified woman!

Who made him an abandoned princess? ..... Is it the imperial concubine of Xi 'an?

All right! Knock her down and let her taste the cold palace!

Who made him work hard in the harem? ..... Is it the Queen Mother?

Shit! I don't think the queen mother who cries Buddha all day is a good thing either! Ok, find a way to keep that old thing in the Buddhist temple and become a Buddha forever!

Who gave birth to his son? ..... Is it the emperor? !

Shit! Don't think you won't dare to bully you if you bring me!

Scene 1

Border emergency, civil strife in the capital. Just when the officials were at a loss, the queen borrowed 30 thousand soldiers from the missions of neighboring countries, which solved the emperor's urgent need. Her behavior was enough to set an example for the world.

The emperor was overjoyed and looked kindly at the queen standing below and said, "What reward does Meier want?"

The queen who just came out of the cold palace is very modest: "I dare not take credit."

"Say anything, sister. I promise my wife anything."

In this case ... Sima Mei bit Bay's teeth lightly and squinted at Xiao Guifei standing beside the emperor. Can she ask the emperor to give her more beauties? God knows there are countless beautiful women in the harem. She can't even touch, can't talk, can't touch, and wants to sleep every night.

Scene 2

Father Bei rushed into the Hall of Supreme Harmony, knelt on the ground and reported, "Your Majesty, something has happened."

"Say it!" The emperor who looked at the passbook did not even look up.

"Childe Ling secretly went to the Lotus Palace to meet the Queen."

The emperor chuckled: "Nothing, the queen will not be interested in other men except me."

Grandfather Bei turned pale: "But the prince is still with his sister!" " "

"What? Why don't you stop it! " Immediately, the emperor who blew Mao fell to the throne and rushed to Furong Palace.

The whole harem knew that their queen was ill; After coming out of the cold palace, I became aware that men are called brothers and women are called beauties, and I have never loved men or women. The wise Emperor SHEN WOO dissolved almost all the harems in case his favorite concubine was dragged to bed by the queen.

Scenario 3

The dragon bed finally stopped, and the tired queen leaned softly in the emperor's arms and whispered, "Emperor! Yamin from the harem hasn't come to my palace to pay his respects these days. "

The emperor, who was full of food and drink, stroked the delicate jade back of the beauty and said, "Don't worry, Empress, Aya was released from the palace because of illness."

"What about Xu Guiren?"

"Xu Guiren hit me and sent me to Jingxin Temple to fast and recite Buddha."

The queen gnashed her teeth: "Where's Chang Fei?"

"I often fly home to visit relatives!" The emperor smiled brightly.

The unbearable queen finally broke out: "Zhao Li, you are so fucking deceitful. You sent all the women in the three palaces and six hospitals away. I am not tired of sleeping every day, so I quit! " Quit! "

The emperor looked at the queen who became angry from embarrassment, and he was calm and sure of winning: "I will fill this harem when the queen sees that women don't drool."

★★★★★ This is makeup, madam. . It is worn by men. . Bloody, but happy.

"Evil Woman" Parrots bask in the moon

Wang Mi Fengyun:

Open your eyes, there are two strange men lying beside Qian Chu. In a blink of an eye, she changed from a strict lawyer to a bohemian princess and returned to heaven-Liu Si.

In front of a group of men who want her to die, she carefully plays this hateful identity.

God is not unfair to anyone, but people who don't want to die cling to each other.

Qian Chu, this unrealistic soul, how can she turn the tide and protect this traitor and thief from death, as well as her dissolute innocence?

Once:

Liu Si gave the venerable Third Prince an awkward cousin status by virtue of patriarchy.

Wicker pushed all the men she wanted with her greed for power, but she accidentally angered the owner of Guigu Shaogu and a domain king in Xuanze sea area. But this is wicker's folly at the age of seventeen or eighteen, but every man with the highest dignity wants her to die, even if it takes ten or twenty years.

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In the eyes of the ruler with high imperial power, in front of the man who wants to torture her to death, she quietly looks at the sultry woman. Half of these women were selected by her to serve the Third Prince Xuanyuan. She clearly remembers how to bleed. Please forgive her heartlessness. She has many ways to torture these people to death.

★★★★ Read a few more chapters and you will like it ★★

After my first daughter, Daidainiu, was poisoned

A piece of paper was wasted, and the bodies of Fengyang Palace were all over the floor, bloody.

The child who just turned100th day was taken from his arms and brutally killed.

Children's blood continues the lives of brothers and sisters.

It turned out that she was just a used and abandoned chess piece.

The palace wall was magnificent, so she jumped down and cast a blood curse.

If there is an afterlife, she will definitely make them suffer from the pain of cone heart.

*

The hookah woke up and found that it had crossed once.

The resentment of past lives brought her back to 16 years old, and the familiar face suddenly appeared in the bronze mirror.

At this moment, she has been completely transformed.

As soon as the eyes are closed, the weakness of the past is gone and replaced by sharpness.

It's destiny takes a hand, let her subvert everything and get everything back.

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My brother is still young, and she will take care of him.

The position of the first mother is defended by her.

Second mother is vicious. See how she is more vicious than her.

My sister challenged her to see how she ruined her reputation.

Sister is insidious. See how she put herself in danger.

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What she owes her, she wants them to repay her a hundred times. She is not weak, she has completely changed.

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Today, Prince Murong Che gave her his seat, but she gave him a sneer and vowed to get back the blood debt.

Long Shaoyun, a general on the battlefield, is willing to take her to join hands with the world, but she is only willing to be his confidante.

The first expert in Wulin traveled a hundred miles and was willing to accept her as a disciple, but she showed her wonderful medical skills face to face and made him bow to his knees.

*

In everyone's amazement, she chose …

★★★★ It should be regarded as a house fight ★★★

★★★★ There are also essays that return to the world, all of which are very strong ★★★

Finally, The Mad Wife of the Magic Princess is a black-hearted apple.

Arrogant

This woman can only be described as extremely arrogant.

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A living experiment gave her the ability to travel through different worlds. As soon as she stepped out, she was actually taken back as a princess. Nothing, she's idle and bored.

Concubines who abuse smoking when they have nothing to do, play tricks on violent princes and brothers when they have time. Oh, oh, and children who don't reform in college. But there is a rule that only she can play with others. If others dare to play with her, I'm sorry, please choose how to die.

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It is said that people who are incapable should keep a low profile, but this person should keep a high profile in everything he does! And very arrogant!

The priest of the powerful country is coming to inspect, and the emperor asked her to prepare the program. As a result, this woman actually held a solo concert at the gate of the imperial city, stealing people's attention and flirting with people! !

The teacher in the college took what a high priest had broken into pieces at this time and shouted in class, "Who did it?"

"me." A soft voice sounded.

"... why? "The old man was stunned by such a frank student.

"I don't like it." Still soft.

So, this arrogant woman angered the first teacher of the college into the hospital!

★★★★ Apple's articles have always been this style, which is very awesome. Don't say that god is strong and unilaterally abuse people. You mean strong? ★★★

Well, you wanted other questions, but you answered them for so long.