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Don't drink too much wine, don't chase people who love you too much.
In the past, people shouted at whom to drink, and it was not ambiguous. They said to leave, and how much they drank depended on their interest.
mostly men.
Nowadays, girls are no longer melodramatic. When they are sad, they also like to drown their sorrows by drinking. They prefer to raise a glass to drown their sorrows.
who hasn't tried to get drunk? There is always one thing in life and feelings that you will not deal with.
I've met people who get drunk in front of me. They seem to be a comedian before and after drinking. Before getting drunk, they are a pretentious comedian, and after getting drunk, they are a variety of jugglers.
drunk, crying, holding his good friend and yelling, "Why did he do this to me?"
After waking up, I was dumbfounded when I saw the photo taken: "How could I be so stupid?"
don't blame him for being too bad, and don't blame yourself for being too stupid. It's because the wine is too strong that he talks nonsense when he is drunk.
they all love one person too much.
Yesterday, a friend told me that he was going to play a psychological drama. I asked him what he was going to play, and he said he was going to play a cheating hero.
that's pathetic.
He said he was in every play, and he was the main character.
even more pitiful.
Identity is an interesting thing. In a drama, as an actor, I only look at whether the appearance rate is high or not and whether there are many lines. What I care about is whether I have my own part in the second half. In a story, as the protagonist, it seems that emotions are involved in the development of the plot, not to mention being cheated.
The cheating hero, in other words, his girlfriend cheated on him. In fact, after listening to love rat's story, he forgot that love rat also existed. I don't know how the main line of the drama develops, but if the hero is infatuated, it must be a sad joke. If the hero is indifferent, the highlight of the play is probably that the hero later had a good talk with the heroine's cheating partner, which is like a sketch, an abrupt joke with no sadness but irony. In the eyes of rotten women, it may be the best ending for the man and the man to be together, and you can also retaliate against this heartless heroine. Of course, it depends on the face value of the man and the man.
The development of the story is very strange, and no one can predict what the ending will be like.
but it must be hard to chase someone you love too much. Because you don't know too much.
Just like Ceng Xiaoxian in ipartment, when he was drunk, he said he wanted to eat fried rice with eggs, which was meaningless but full of affection. It's not that being drunk will make people see their true self and become melodramatic, but that being drunk will make them love that person.
after all, the wine is too strong.
people who have been there always say, "Why can't you carry it clearly?" You have to hang yourself from a tree, sometimes twice.
The drinker will reply, "That's because you didn't love someone that much."
When you love someone, there is no room for a grain of sand in your eyes. Even if you are about to break up, you are not allowed to have a The Infiltrator around him or her.
Because he (she) has the label I loved, whoever dares to take it off me will tear it off.
There is no mushroom who doesn't like beauty, but she interprets her feelings with ugly selfishness. There is no boy who doesn't want self-esteem, but he proves his helplessness with the most unbearable violence.
Those who drink wine love others too much, and those who comfort them don't understand love. They know this.
It's silly. How can a person who has experienced it not understand love? How can a drinker not see clearly?
that's weird. this wine is really too strong.
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