100 thousand happy jokes

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One hundred thousand happy jokes:

One day, a little boy and his father came to the park.

The little boy pointed to the fish in the water and said, Dad, why doesn't the fish talk?

His father thought about it and said, silly boy, can you talk with water in your mouth?

2. Xiaoming asks his mother: Mom, what is a girlfriend?

Mom said: When you grow up and become a good man, maybe you will have a girlfriend!

Xiao Ming said: What if I am not a good person?

Mom said: then you will have many girlfriends! ! !

3. son:? Dad, can I ask you a question?

Father:? Son, you already asked! ?

Son:? Dad, can I ask you a second question?

Father:? You already asked! ?

4. A daughter asked her mother: Mom, you always call me stupid, but you and dad are so smart. How did you give birth to my stupid daughter?

Mother said earnestly:? Because 1+ 1=2. ?

100,000 happy jokes II:

1. I was going to wash the dishes. My niece said that my aunt asked my mother to do it.

My son was afraid that I would suffer, and he said loudly, no, let go of my mother, and the two of them started fighting.

Finally, my son succeeded in winning the right to wash the dishes for me!

The reporter asked Yang li Ping, who is in her fifties, whether she didn't want children because of dancing.

She replied:? Some people live to carry on the family line, some enjoy it, some experience it, and some watch it. I am a bystander of life. I came to this world to see how a tree grows, how rivers flow, how white clouds float and how dew condenses. ?

? Can you be more specific?

? Can't be born. ?

3. My daughter came home from her first math exam and said to her mother in dismay. Mom, I can't get into the second book. ?

I came home from the English exam the next day and said to my mother with tears in my eyes. Mom, I can't get into three books. ?

The mother couldn't bear it, smiled and comforted her daughter: it doesn't matter, we can't get two or three books, so let's take one! ?

I got up early today to make breakfast for my son. My son knows that my cooking is not delicious. I said that I finally bought him my beloved football, and what else I said. He only took a bite.

I asked him how he tasted.

The son said: I still don't want football.

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