Disappointed joke

The name Xiaoming is born with the temperament of a cold joke, and it is often a chill when the name appears. Here are some cold jokes about Xiao Ming:

1. Xiaoming cut his hair and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head is a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. Crying and crying ~ he flew away ...

The teacher asked Xiao Amin a question in class, but Xiao Ming stood up without saying a word.

Teacher: Xiaoming?

Teacher: Xiaoming Teacher: Xiaoming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer or not? At least let me know!

Xiao Ming: Zhi ~

Xiaoming: What's the temperature today?

Xiaohua: 3 degrees below zero!

Xiaoming: No wonder it's so cold.

Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

Xiaoming lost his other leg in another car accident.

Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident.

In fact, Xiaoming is a dog.

Xiaoming owes 200,000 yuan to the underground bank. Xiaoming begged him to give him more time. The man in the bank said: You must return it tomorrow, otherwise ... chop off two fingers;

The day after tomorrow ... chop 4; the third day ...

Xiaoming: Do I need to return it?

Banker: No, then you will become a tinker bell.

6. One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

She announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit.

As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! What about you, Xiao Ming? "

Xiaoming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

7. Teacher: Some students have become proud. Do you remember the story of the race between the tortoise and the hare? Xiao Ming, tell me, why did the rabbit lose to the tortoise?

Xiaoming: Because it sleeps.

Teacher: Exactly! What can we do to keep the rabbit awake?

Xiaoming: Turn the tortoise into a wolf.

8. Xiao Ming was thrown from 13 floor ... why is there nothing ...

Because Xiaoming is a lunch box. ..

After ten years of anti-Japanese war, Xiaoming was hungry. He packed jiaozi for breakfast. ...

When he arrived ... at school ... he opened the lunch box and found that ... jiaozi was missing two ... He closed the door ... and opened it again, and there were two missing. .........

So .. Finally, jiaozi disappeared ... Xiaoming was afraid. ...

Excuse me, where is jiaozi? .....

Jiaozi touched the lid of the lunch box. ...........

During ten years in War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression ... Wang Xiaoming lived a carefree life ... Why?

Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box. ..................

Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor ... Why is it okay?

Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming. .............

Wang Xiaoming was thrown from 13 floor again ... why?

Because there is no 14 floor. ...........

An adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert .. Why did he come back safely?

Because Xiaoming is a camel. .........

Later, the adventurer took Xiaoming to the desert .. Why didn't he go back this time?

Because Xiao Ming was thrown from 13 floor and died. ........

Hehe, in fact, the real answer is: Wang Xiaoming ate jiaozi, and Xiao Ming threw him from 13 floor.

He died and was reincarnated as a camel. Escort a lunch box all the way out of the desert

9. Mom: "Xiao Ming, boys should have backbone. How can they kneel for help just to borrow electric toys? "

Xiao Ming: "What does it matter? Then he will kneel down and beg me to pay him back. "

10. Mom: "Which do you choose, electric toys or 100?"

Xiao Ming: "100"

Mom: "You are still quite progressive."

Xiaoming: "Dad said that if I got 100, I would get an electric toy."

1 1. Mom: "Xiao Ming, did you pick 10 times this semester?"

Xiao Ming: "No, I only found it once."

Mom: "Then how can there be ten unforgettable honor cards?"

Xiao Ming: "I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 copper coins."

12. Mom: "I thought you were doing your homework, but you were playing with electric toys."

Xiao Ming: "It's not my fault."

Mom: "Is it my fault?"

Xiao Ming: "Yes, who told you to walk so lightly?"

13. Mom: "Xiaoming, I want you to make up your English, because I hope you don't lose at the starting point."

Xiaoming: "I lost at the starting point a long time ago."

Mom: "What have you lost?"

Xiaoming: "Inheritance"