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It is similar to the novel of the original male host to the female host in "The Prince and Princess of the Imperial Doctor".

Ghost doctor princess: He is Yan Qi, the king of Yan County, which makes countless daughters miss him so much. She has a superb medical skill, is insidious and cunning, and is always vengeful, giving countless people a headache. She is also known as the son of the Blue Moon. It is widely rumored in the Jianghu that the prince of Yan wants to die in the middle of the night, and the fifth watch takes the moon to keep people, so he is called a ghost doctor.

Lantern Festival, the first time he saw her. He held her in the corner and coldly threatened, "Don't move, lend me a kiss."

Yunran wanted to kill him with a needle, but knowing that he was seriously injured, he came to the rescue.

YunRan, the first daughter of YunWangfu, was born on Ghost Festival. She is called an unknown person and a famous demon in Kyoto. She killed and set fire to everything. In fact, everything is just a battle. When she returned to Beijing in a high profile, her fiance divorced her, which immediately attracted countless cynicism. Is Nima's sister still Yunran who was bullied before?

I don't mind letting you go to the west.

Sister design and then reverse design.

Stepmother is hypocritical, tearing your hypocritical face and making you evil in the world.

Grandma's sarcasm makes you vomit blood and paralyze you.

Knowing that the fiance who broke off the engagement turned out to be the one she had saved. YunRan cursed, Yanqi, you heartless, ungrateful little man. If I don't clean up, you won't be surnamed Yun.

A grand Kao party made him recognize her, and made her radiant and surprised the audience. People who asked for relatives stepped over the threshold step by step, which was annoying. Soon, personals was posted in front of Yunwangfu.

"No room, no concubinage. In the future, people who don't steal people, don't be jealous, only marry and lead a clean life come in. "

I handed in a media post with my birthday, King Yan Jun and a four-word motto: "A match made in heaven".

Play Cool Yao Fei: As soon as the Fire Phoenix passed, she became Shen Qingluan, the concubine of Shangshufu.

When I opened my eyes, a stunning man's clothes faded and his hands were around her neck. ...

Starry eyes flashed through the cold mountain, kicked the handsome man out, stripped him of his clothes, tied him up, stuffed a smelly sock in his mouth, and dared to provoke her. This is a dead end.

Beijing gossip:

"Have you heard? His Royal Highness Jing Wang chased Shen Shangshu's fairy for two blocks before marrying her! "

"Have you heard? The prince went to the door of Shen Shangshu's house and said that he would divorce the crown princess and marry Shen Qingluan! "

"Did you hear that the first son of Beijing threatened Shen Qingluan not to marry in this life in Baihualou!"

Kyoto broke my heart, and the world has changed. When an infatuated girl becomes a hot commodity, why should she be reserved? In Kyoto, winking, throwing handkerchiefs and taking the initiative to sacrifice are endless.

Highlights:

In the main hall of Shen Shangshu, your highness looks cold. Today, he came to return Shen qingluan's side princess.

Only when Shen Qingluan and the prince looked at each other, the situation changed immediately. The prince's eyes were glazed and he murmured, "Shen Qingluan, will you marry me as the crown princess?" I will divorce the crown princess and marry you. "

When the color in the temple changed, Shen Qingluan smiled and said, "Your Highness is absolutely not allowed. How can you divorce the crown princess and marry me? I took the initiative to cancel my engagement with the Crown Prince. Since then, the prince has nothing to do with me, and men and women do not interfere with each other. "

Shen Qingluan has dark lips and cold eyes. You want to break off your marriage, I quit, but it's not your turn to quit.

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"Your Majesty, the princess hit Zuo Gongzi."

"Well," a handsome man treated by a handsome demon does things without looking up.

"Your Majesty, the princess threw the emperor's wet nurse into the lotus pond."

"Throw it away, as long as she is happy."

"Your Majesty, the princess took the right photo."

"I see," dark eyes, long eyebrows, pupils full of spoil.

"Report, General Zhao wants to hit the princess-"The bodyguard's words haven't been finished, and there is no figure with a whoosh. The bodyguard almost vomited blood, and he still has something to say. The princess killed General Zhao.

Princess Wan-ku is a demon exiled in the dark world. She is seductive, heartless, indifferent to good and evil, and just wants to live as she pleases. But after all, God couldn't see her so comfortable, so she was buried in the fire and there were no bones left.

When I open my eyes again, she is the only princess in Yao Yueguo, but she is an idiot and a nymphomaniac. She is coquettish and overbearing and infatuated with Yao Yueguo's first son. She tried to bend him to her skirt, but she was assassinated on her wedding night.

The royal family regarded her as a great shame, and the world disdained to laugh at her, but no one knew that the body had already changed its soul.

In the dark, she evoked an attractive red lip. She was so charming: "How interesting!" " "

When the world was in chaos, she was born stunning, and I was above other countries. From then on, who will dare to look down on her?

Tea is shining, clothes are fragrant, whose soul has the whole city taken away?

She just wants to work hard all her life, but she doesn't want to surprise countless people inadvertently. She has exhausted the world without rendering!

-Introduction of men-

He is brilliant, cold and arrogant, dressed in a blue-gray gown, and has the temperament of a cool breeze and a bright moon. He is elegant and calm, and does not touch the dust, but after all, it is because that demon-like woman lost her soul, fell from heaven to hell and became a demon!

He, enchanting in red, bloodthirsty and heartless, is like a hell of red-violet blooming on the ecliptic, enchanting, and 3,000 teaspoons dyed in the scarlet moon, which makes him so heartless. Who made him cry, crimson cinnabar?

He is free and easy, roaming the rivers and lakes in white, bravely speaking out, and repaying kindness and enmity. However, he met the man with a long sword. In the end, he would rather stab the sword into his heart than hurt that man!

He, with hatred, looks quiet and elegant, but his heart has already become a demon, dark, dead and decadent. Suddenly, one day, the dark sky ingested a flame, which burned his eyes and his heart. Is it because of hatred or because of light and heat?

He is elegant as the wind, careless and heartless, fiddling with the strings in his hand. For example, Yue Xian can be drunk in the world of mortals, or he can kill people invisibly like the ghost sound of hell; But the sound of the piano can be controlled. What about people's hearts?

In my previous job, the female host was enchanting, the male host was equally fierce, and her body and mind were absolutely clean. Don't ask the ending, just let the girls know!

Recommend the old article "The Husband of Empress Dowager Cixi". The nine ladies of the giants are cold-blooded, heartless and charming in appearance. She treats men as playthings, is calculated to be buried in the sea, and then wakes up. She has crossed into the youngest Empress Dowager of the Phoenix Empire, with unparalleled beauty, but her heart is like a snake and scorpion, poisoning concubines and killing princes. The means are cruel and bloody, which is outrageous!

Old lover, the new emperor hates her guts? Not only do you want to put her in the cold, but you dare to slap her in the face?

Courtiers are anxious to bring her to justice? Are all the concubines in the harem hypocritical and vicious?

The tiger doesn't show off when you laugh. Do you think I'm a decoration? Since then, the strength of the queen mother has made the harem no longer peaceful!

Nothing to hook up with that uncle, then flirt with the prime minister, find a steamed stuffed bun to pinch, and then sit and watch a bunch of concubines fight with each other. Life is so moist, but what is this naked and responsible guy?

Note: In this article, the man is physically and mentally clean, the woman is enchanting and powerful, and the man is not weak. There are ripples and happiness, and love rat and love rat must also be severely abused! This article focuses on taste, which has a lightning rod. I don't like getting into it by mistake. If it's your dish, get off the chopsticks quickly!

Yang, someone is trying to collect more and leave more messages. If you are happy to send flowers and diamonds, next time is the greatest encouragement. Thank you very much

Princess Heishizi: "Linglong, the prince is a noble in the wild." You are a wild girl in the mountains, so don't embarrass us. Let your sister marry you. Besides, since you don't marry the prince, you don't need a rich dowry prepared by the court. Send it to me. " Disgusting mother.

"Sister, I really didn't mean to maim your son, burn your daughter, or climb into Brother Shangfeng's bed." -false sister.

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Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible!

Spend her mother's money and act like an uncle, bossing her around and doing harm by the way?

Come on, let this girl tell you how to calculate the account of past lives!

My mother is insatiable? A clever plan ruined your reputation!

Sister is shameless to rob her husband? I'll give you a piece of garbage!

Love rat destroys innocence? Step on your waist and you'll never stand up!

Make money, beat scum, occasionally on a whim, do penicillin, operate a surgical knife, save what is pleasing to the eye, and kill what is not pleasing to the eye. In my previous life, come to a bad end was heartless in this life.

I thought that married life would be so pleasant, but when I was not careful, she found a "good" husband and was called the first villain in Beijing!

Famous, handsome, incomparable, but-

Fighting, gambling, murder and arson, all kinds of evils, plus the addiction of broken sleeves!

Alas! Prince, you are terminally ill. You must be treated!

As a result, after her revenge, she is about to go to the idle clouds, wild cranes and rural life, and she will launch a great revolutionary cause again.

Who can tell her who is training who?

Why does she wake up every day and find herself aching all over? ...

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Lai Shang's unscrupulous princess: she is picturesque and eloquent, but she was born unlucky: she choked on drinking water! The execution was struck by lightning! Whoever annoys her will be in trouble.

He is beautiful and eccentric, but he is born with good luck: he can dig a bucket of gold when he goes to the toilet! Get lost in the forest, appease a Warcraft! Get a gift from him, and you will be lucky for three days!

The emperor was tyrannical and the people rose up. He was guillotined on charges of disorderly party, and as a result, he became the new emperor, but she was sent to the frontier to grow grapes!

Since then, there has been a saying that "the thunder is unlucky and the rain is small"

Who is more "lucky" than unlucky vs expensive emperor?

It's another wave of unrest, and a little Aly is killed halfway!

"Mom, don't you love Sally? Ali won't admit his mistake, mom, you are Ali's mother! Like Aly, you have two hearts! "

"Open your eyes and see that Laozi is a man!"

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"But ... you are a woman! You have this just like Xifeng! " Ali said, two index fingers pointing to her chest.

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"I won't take a fancy to you if I take a fancy to a bird!"

"Didn't you say it yourself? If you like a bird, won't you like her? " A bird charmingly threw him down, and kisses flooded in. ...

Fragment (2)

A man stood at the top of a snowy mountain. "I'm lucky, I'm tired of myself. I have everything I want and life is boring. " But the only thing I can't get is the feeling of bad luck and frustration! "

Father-in-law: "Why didn't your highness go to the legendary unlucky guy?"

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A man threw himself into anonymous's arms. "Please, take me in!" "

Anonymous bite bite mouth grass roots, "you are not afraid of bad luck! From now on, I will be my little brother, serving tea, taking a shower and changing clothes! Cough, save the one behind! "

A man was overjoyed. "Yes!"

Fragment (3)

"Rain xiang! Don't expose your daughter, don't give me revenge! Remember, live well! "

The mountains and rivers are picturesque, the sun is like blood, and that touch of flying fairy will never be seen again!

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"Finally understand my heart, whether male or female, I don't mind, to love, to protect, has always been you! My harem will never be a concubine, only a queen! "

"Don't just want me to help you win the throne? No! " A woman kicked a man out of bed, pulled the quilt cover, and suddenly got up and asked, "How much is it?"

The ultimate spoiler (4)

More than one turbulent political situation, more than one lonely puppet!

Let's see how he worked hard step by step to build a brand-new dynasty and win the worry-free mainland!

See how she fights the Five Kingdoms and reverses Gan Kun! But he is willing to love military uniforms because he doesn't like red makeup! Far away, bloody battlefield!

The demon king looked down at love: the ghost face said, "Why don't you admit it?" You are my man! All the time! Both physically and mentally! I want to wait a little longer, but it seems unnecessary. I want to marry you tonight! "

Xiao Yuan said, "You are a folk prescription. You will always be my wife! "

Lin Zexi: "I want to take you away from power and live a quiet and comfortable life. As for the throne. . . . . . You can't hate me, I have my own reasons! "

Whose wife am I?

Jiangshan country, harem situation, how can a simple weak woman step by step climb to the supreme place?

The emperor is very calculating and sincere. Who finally warmed and cured the devastated heart?

Two generations are human beings, and the memories, fate and origin of three generations can be abandoned!

Was it a miss? Is it a meeting?