Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Congratulations on your retirement.

Congratulations on your retirement.

Humorous expressions of congratulations on retirement include but are not limited to:

1, congratulations, you can finally get paid in pajamas from morning till night.

After retirement, I can finally stay up late to catch a play without worrying about getting up the next day.

Congratulations, you can finally get rid of those annoying colleagues and bosses and enjoy your leisure time.

After retirement, you finally have time to realize your dreams when you were young, such as learning to play the guitar and traveling around the world.

Congratulations, you can finally give those hard jobs to young people and enjoy your life.

6. After retirement, I can finally go to the park every day, participate in various interest groups, and live a comfortable old age.

7. congratulations After retirement, you can concentrate on learning cooking and make your family fat in vain.

8. After retirement, you finally have time to play with your grandchildren and tell them those old stories.

9. Congratulations, you can start your second career after retirement, such as being an online celebrity and opening a live broadcast.

10, retired, I can finally get rid of those shackles and live the life I want, such as sleeping until I wake up naturally every day, eating, drinking and having fun.