Funny jokes about grabbing tickets online during the Mid-Autumn Festival in 222.

It is the parents' greatest expectation for the children outside to go home for the Mid-Autumn Festival. However, the demand for tickets for Mid-Autumn Festival is in short supply, and the speed is too slow to get tickets. What was the mood at that moment?

it is difficult to buy tickets, it is difficult to buy tickets, and it is difficult to queue up. Amitabha said it in his mouth, but the spirit of praying for Buddha's feet did not show up temporarily. Swear to read Buddha devoutly and be a Buddha and immortal in the afterlife. There is no need to buy tickets and queue up, and it is leisurely to come and go. Amitabha!

don't eat, drink less water, and buy a ticket to go home. The line was long, people shouted and their hands and eyes moved forward quickly. Carelessly cutting in line, standing on sour legs, wife scolding. I hope to end the fight of buying tickets as soon as possible and be happier at home.

Tickets are too difficult to buy, attracting countless heroes. Hanwu of the Qin Dynasty saw this and ran away. Song Zu of the Tang Dynasty, no action! A generation of tianjiao, Genghis Khan, had to ride back. What's the matter? Because of the queue, I can't buy tickets!

Railways are all over the world, but it's hard to get a ticket. This system is changing every year. The outside of the railway station is still crowded with people. You need to get up early and go to bed late. You must stay up all night. Tickets are still so hard to buy! I wish all friends who come home from Mid-Autumn Festival to buy tickets as soon as possible!

buying tickets is bright, and the process of buying tickets is tortuous. I wish comrades an early victory in battle and an early return home for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

because I can't buy a ticket to go home, I have to stay in a foreign land to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival alone. It was a night. I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. I got up and called the radio to order songs: I want to order a Jordan chan's "You are malicious" and give it to all the ticket sellers in the city!

Railways are all over the world, but it's hard to get a ticket. This system is changing every year. The outside of the railway station is still crowded with people. You need to get up early and go to bed late. You must stay up all night. Tickets are still so hard to buy! I wish all friends who come home from Mid-Autumn Festival to buy tickets as soon as possible!

endless waiting can't stop the idea of going home. When I think of my mother's advice when I left home, the feelings in my mother's eyes are still full of warmth when I go home. Unfortunately, I finally can't get the train ticket home. Everything is cool. The Qiu Si family can't go home this year.

the river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky flow northward. If you say you leave, we will leave. We buy tickets day after day. Don't be polite when you go home to buy tickets during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Sell when it's time to sell. We are happy to buy tickets.

Comrades who can't buy tickets, please don't lose heart to fight for buying train tickets, bravely attack the ticket gates, and firmly take root in the army of buying tickets with the spirit of nails.

I hope your eyes can wear it; You can't sleep if you think about your thoughts; Crowded dark for you; Hate that you hurt me. I don't know how to treat you, my dear train ticket.

Tickets are too difficult to buy, attracting countless heroes. Hanwu of the Qin Dynasty saw this and ran away. Song Zu of the Tang Dynasty, no action! A generation of tianjiao, Genghis Khan, had to ride back. What's the matter? Because of the queue, I can't buy tickets!

Railways are all over the world, but it's hard to get a ticket. This system is changing every year. The outside of the railway station is still crowded with people. You need to get up early and go to bed late. You must stay up all night. Tickets are still so hard to buy! I wish all friends who come home from Mid-Autumn Festival to buy tickets as soon as possible!

I want to go back to my hometown and come back to your side, but it's really hard to buy a ticket for the Mid-Autumn Festival. I bought it day after day, and I waited in line with joy and came back empty-handed. Tickets, tickets where are you?

the river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky flow northward. If you say you leave, we will leave. We buy tickets day after day. Don't be polite when you go home to buy tickets during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Sell when it's time to sell. We are happy to buy tickets.

Comrades who can't buy tickets, please don't lose heart to fight for buying train tickets, bravely attack the ticket gates, and firmly take root in the army of buying tickets with the spirit of nails.

buying tickets is bright, and the process of buying tickets is tortuous. I wish comrades an early victory in battle and an early return home for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

because I can't buy a ticket to go home, I have to stay in a foreign land to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival alone. It was a night. I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. I got up and called the radio to order songs: I want to order a Jordan chan's "You are malicious" and give it to all the ticket sellers in the city!

looking at the crowd around me, I feel very cold without a ticket in my hand. If you want to take a bus without a ticket, I'm afraid you'll coax it down. I just want to buy a ticket today, and let me go home for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Look up at the sky. When there are tickets, the sky doesn't answer. The dealer answers, two scalper tickets and money in one pocket. Do you want to change them or not? Give or not? Taurus replied: I haven't slept for three days in order to wait for you!

endless waiting can't stop the idea of going home. When I think of my mother's advice when I left home, the feelings in my mother's eyes are still full of warmth when I go home. Unfortunately, I finally can't get the train ticket home. Everything is cool. The Qiu Si family can't go home this year.

it is difficult to buy tickets, it is difficult to buy tickets, and it is difficult to queue up. Amitabha said it in his mouth, but the spirit of praying for Buddha's feet did not show up temporarily. Swear to read Buddha devoutly and be a Buddha and immortal in the afterlife. There is no need to buy tickets and queue up, and it is leisurely to come and go. Amitabha!

don't eat, drink less water, and buy a ticket to go home. The line was long, people shouted and their hands and eyes moved forward quickly. Carelessly cutting in line, standing on sour legs, wife scolding. I hope to end the fight of buying tickets as soon as possible and be happier at home.

those who left me were sold out yesterday, and those who disturbed my mind were heartbroken in the queue today. I only know that I am eager to go home, but I don't know that buying a ticket is like going to heaven.

looking at the crowd around me, I feel very cold without a ticket in my hand. If you want to take a bus without a ticket, I'm afraid you'll coax it down. I just want to buy a ticket today, and let me go home for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Look up at the sky. When there are tickets, the sky doesn't answer. The dealer answers, two scalper tickets and money in one pocket. Do you want to change them or not? Give or not? Taurus replied: I haven't slept for three days in order to wait for you!

It has been said that Luoyang paper is expensive, and it is hard to get a ticket for Mid-Autumn Festival. It turns out that all the disasters are caused by Mid-Autumn Festival reunion, but everyone loves this kind of reunion disaster. Bless you, get the ticket, have fun, go home for the New Year, and follow the feeling of happiness.

one day, I found an Aladdin magic lamp. He really told me that it can satisfy my three wishes. I said excitedly: I only need one, give me a train ticket home for the Mid-Autumn Festival! I saw him working silently in front of me. After a while, he left a last word: There are too many people!

In China, there are rich planes, but no money to stand for tickets. Look inside and outside the Great Wall, big bags and small bags. Up and down the river, migrant workers gush. Get up early and go to bed late, stay up all night, trying to compete with ticket sellers. Need money. Look at the sea of people, one vote is hard to protect.

The queue is far away-pessimistic, standing on tiptoe-the handsome guy is in front, there is no hope of buying a ticket-angry, he turns away-the handsome guy appears again, leaves the ticket-turns around and runs, and quickly shouts: classmate, your ticket! Handsome guy smiled back: it's your ticket! I wish you a ticket home as soon as possible.

Last year, I spent the Mid-Autumn Festival alone, and I was not sleepy. I went home for the Mid-Autumn Festival this year and slept soundly.

when will the bright moon raise the cake and ask the sky? I wonder how much the cake in the sky can sell.

The goddess called me early in the morning and said that she would travel with me during the Mid-Autumn Festival. I thought about it. I tactfully refused my double game experience in the Mid-Autumn Festival. Can I go with you?

Mid-Autumn Festival, are you the Chang 'e I met?

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The Mid-Autumn Festival is gone, and the National Day is coming. National Day is gone, and the monthly exam is coming. The monthly exam is gone, and the results are coming. As a result, I left and my parents came.

when the moon shines in the sky, Russia smiles at the sun.

Mid-Autumn Festival is the carnival of the moon and the loneliness of a group of moon cakes.

don't wish me a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, just give me moon cakes.

I believe that you will meet a unique moon that illuminates your night in the future, such as October and May.

the full moon is not round, so what about the Mid-Autumn Festival?

He is handsome when he is happy. Send a Mid-Autumn Festival red envelope.

Go to Chang 'e, then you can go to Pig Bajie.

I accepted it quietly, just like you gave it quietly. I waved my sleeves. Will you give it again next year?

according to my inference of Mid-Autumn Festival homework, I can't look directly at National Day.

If you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will cry, because I am a five-kernel moon cake.

Being a stranger in a foreign land alone, who will accompany me during the Mid-Autumn Festival?

If you arrange your Mid-Autumn homework well, you can circle the earth three times.

I am looking forward to the Mid-Autumn Festival, and my homework is coming soon.

Sorry, teacher, I don't do my homework this Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, because I am allergic to homework.

others enjoy the moon and eat moon cakes, while I enjoy books and do my homework.

Without you around today, the moon in the sky is still bright, because you are in my heart!

the full moon is similar year after year, and you and I look forward to it year after year. The brightness of the sky and the mercury of the ground are our mutual thoughts.

The stars and the moon are hanging in the sky, and the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon is worried.

The moon is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and people are my best. Love you sincerely, heaven and earth can be used as a mirror.

I accompany my homework this Mid-Autumn Festival, and you!

The Mid-Autumn Festival is full of happy events, and people and the moon are reunited, so it's just you and me who don't guess.

this year's Mid-Autumn Festival does not accept gifts, but only RMB.

a light wind is rippling at the grassy shore, there are many gifts this year. What can be showy? Moon cakes are the best

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, I will spend it alone.

Hou Yi was busy shooting at the sun, while Chang 'e stole the moon; Being old is not old, and it has been difficult since ancient times; Mid-autumn moon hangs, and the heart is round; Jade Rabbit with Chang 'e, Ribbon for ever!

Iraqis shed tears, leaving people sighing for the Mid-Autumn Festival.

moon cakes fall in love with steamed bread, and they pursue it desperately, and steamed bread will never leave. The moon cake is sad: What is this for? Steamed bread: My mother said, your stomach is full of huahuachangzi.

I don't want to tell you happy Mid-Autumn Festival, because I hope you are happy every day.

The moon in Mid-Autumn Festival is very beautiful, round and bright, just like you were green at first.

others enjoy the moon and eat moon cakes, while I enjoy books and do my homework.

If you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer, you will find that you will cry, because I am a five-kernel moon cake.

With the coming of Mid-Autumn Festival, men should learn from Thais. When a woman likes something she likes, she should not hesitate to put her hands together and bow: swipe my card.

In fact, I want to be moved very simply, that is, you will bless me in the Mid-Autumn Festival, even if it is a word.

the moon is boundless, there is love in the world, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is happy!