The hottest talk show jokes

1, the three most popular diseases at present: obsessive-compulsive disorder, procrastination and difficulty in choosing. To put it bluntly, it is mean, lazy and poor.

On the bus after work, I met an old classmate, a beautiful woman of that year. I immediately got off the bus and asked for the number, then called her, and then I heard a fierce man screaming happily in his mobile phone. The beauty said in a charming voice, "Honey, you can keep it for me." And then it was gone.

3. Son: "Mom, when was I born?" Mom: "noon." Son: "I'm sorry, mom, I delayed your dinner."

It snows heavily today. I just went out to watch an uncle fall. I went over and asked, Grandpa, my salary is less than 2022 yuan a month. Can I help you up? Grandpa: Go ahead, young man. I'll wait a little longer. Me: OK! Although the weather is cold, grandpa's words are warm and full of positive energy.

At school, some friends have nothing to talk about. It is said that this martial arts star is good at kung fu. Some people say Jackie Chan, some people say Jet Li, some people say Donnie Yen, Jason Wu and Bruce Lee. At this time, the monitor spoke: you said these things are a little far away. As far as I've played, I think my dad plays the best, and my face hurts when I think about it. Ha ha ha ha!

6, covered in dust, nowhere to wait. Empty inside, but deep as the sea. Born with nothing, laugh at bodhi flowers.

7. Do you know? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of KTV! Do you know what KTV is? Then k stands for you, t stands for you, and finally I'll make a V gesture!

8. Once my father and I took the train, and the train went more than one point. When you are hungry, eat in the dining car of the train. My father ordered a Chili fried meat. It was full of peppers when it came up. My dad froze for three seconds and immediately shouted, flight attendant, give me another fried Chili with shredded pork.

9. girlfriend: you like me so much. Tell me about my advantages. Man: Well, you don't need a reason to love someone. W: What are my shortcomings? Male: lazy, stupid, greedy, fierce, short and fat.

10, walking on the road, I saw my uncle lying on the ground. I hurried forward to help him. My uncle looked at me and said, don't move after birth. You are also a part-time job. I'll wait until you leave. I was very touched, so I quickly said, Grandpa, there is a parked car driving a Land Rover. Grandpa is also excited: You are such a young man, so don't go and give me a witness. After that, buy a car and drive to work.