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Americans, British, China and Japanese discuss their own military affairs together.

The Japanese said, "We advocate Bushido and are not afraid of sacrifice. I dare you to test your marksmanship with an apple on your head. "

It was he who put an apple on his head.

The American turned and walked back 20 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:

"I'm Hunter."

The Japanese put another apple on his head.

The Englishman turned and walked back 50 steps, then walked back with a gun, and the apple was smashed. He proudly said:

"I am Boone (Bond)."

The Japanese put a small apple on their heads.

China people turned and took three steps back, then turned and shot, and their heads were blown off. He proudly said:

"I'm sorry."

Joke 2:

To test the strength of the police in the United States, Hongkong and Chinese mainland,

The United Nations put three rabbits in three forests to see who could find them first.

In front of the first forest is the American police. They first spent a whole half-day meeting to formulate a battle plan and strictly divide the work, and then sent special forces to quickly enter the forest for a carpet search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away and the task failed!

It's the turn of the Hong Kong police. They sent 100 people and dozens of police cars to line up outside the forest. The leader shouted with his horn: "Rabbit, rabbit, you are surrounded, come out and surrender …" Half a day passed, but nothing happened. Flying Tigers went into the forest to search again, but the mission failed!

Finally, there are only four policemen in China. First, I played mahjong all day. At dusk, everyone took a baton and went into the forest.

Less than five minutes later, I heard animals screaming in the forest. China police came out smiling and smoking, dragging a black bear behind them.

The bear was dying and said, "I am a rabbit ..."

Joke 3:

An American, a Frenchman and a China are walking in the desert. Walking, I saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man floated out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" " The American was the first to say, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said, "it's very simple, it satisfies you!" Tell me about the second wish. " The American said: I want a lot of money! After the fairy fulfilled her wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home." The fairy said, "No problem." So Americans came back to America with a lot of money. The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said, "I want beautiful women!" " "The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman said, "I want more beautiful women!" ""The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the Frenchman back to China, she asked the China people what they wanted. China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. China people say: Another bottle of Erguotou! The fairy asked him what his third wish was. China said, "I miss China and Americans very much. Please bring them all back. "France and the United States are very popular, but they are helpless. The three of them have to keep going. Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the plug, another man came out. The man said, "I am the younger brother of that fairy just now, and my magic is not as strong as his, so I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you." "The French and Americans think it is better to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later. So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy realized his wish. The French and Americans urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible. After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the immortal, "It's all right, it's all right, you go.

The fairy disappeared. Americans and Japanese looked at each other, speechless.

The three men walked on, and then they found another bottle. When they opened it, another fairy appeared. The fairy said, "I am the younger brother of two immortals you met in front of me." My magic is not as high as theirs. I can only grant each of you one wish. Who said first? " As soon as the voice fell, Americans and Japanese shouted at the same time, "Tell China people to go home! ! "China people went home, and only Americans and Japanese hugged each other and wept.

Joke 4:

There are an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on a plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and other countries! ! Then I jumped! The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too The plane continued to fly ... At this moment, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese rushed to hold China's hand: Good brother, I won't forget you! The people of China shouted: Long live the people and country of China! ! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! ! ......