Sima Guang’s joke about smashing a vat

Notice on the decision to handle the "Sima Guang smashed the vat" accident

June 11, 2007 17:46 TOM Joke Forum Keywords: About the decision to handle the accident

All public primary and secondary schools, public kindergartens and all private schools for children of migrant workers under the Northern Song Dynasty

On a certain day in the fourth year of Tiansheng reign of Emperor Renzong of the Song Dynasty (1026 AD), in Guangshan County, Guangzhou A major safety accident occurred in the backyard of Sima Chi, the county party secretary and county magistrate, in which an out-of-school boy was in danger and a large vat was smashed. After the accident, Fan Zhongyan, the Minister of Education of the Northern Song Dynasty, immediately reported it to Comrade Zhao Zhen, the supreme leader of the Northern Song Dynasty, Song Renzong. After Comrade Zhao Zhen learned about it, he attached great importance to it and immediately interrupted the "civet cat for prince" ceremony that was still held in the Great Hall of the People of the Northern Song Dynasty. The advanced heroic deeds study report meeting instructed Queen Guo, Minister of Education Fan Zhongyan and Vice Minister of Education Han Qi to quickly form an accident investigation and aftermath handling working group to conduct a comprehensive and detailed investigation of the accident unit and relevant personnel.

1. Accident situation

At about a certain time on a certain day in 1026, there was a scene in the backyard of Sima Chi’s house, the county party secretary and county magistrate of Guangshan County, Guangzhou. His son Sima Guang ( When I was playing with my friends near a large water tank in the yard, a child climbed up to the edge of the tank to play. I don’t know what happened, but fell into the tank. The water in the tank was so big that the child was almost submerged. When the other children saw that something had happened, they were so frightened that they cried and shouted and fled in all directions. At this time, Sima Guang picked up a big stone from the ground and threw it at the water tank. After a loud sound of "Bang!", the water tank was smashed by Sima Guang. The water in the tank spread all over the floor and was flooded. The child in distress crawled out of the broken tank on his own and was snatched away by the 120 ambulance from Shuibo Liangshan Human and Pig Slaughter "Two-in-One" Hospital after hearing the news. Since then, his whereabouts are unknown.

After investigation, the basic situation of the children in distress is as follows: nameless, unknown gender, unknown ethnicity, still young, suspected to be children of temporary residents in the Northern Song Dynasty, and initially estimated to be out of school teenagers.

2. Cause and characterization of the accident

After a comprehensive investigation, we believe that the direct cause of Sima Guang’s tank smashing accident is that Sima Guang’s father, Sima Chi, did not study seriously. , Implementing the relevant provisions of the "Parent Law of the Northern Song Dynasty", the safety awareness of backyard management is weak, and the back door is opened without permission from the emperor, allowing children to enter and exit the backyard at will, which ultimately leads to bad consequences.

The main reasons for Sima Guang's accident of smashing the vat are:

(1) It was the son's fault for not teaching his father. Sima Guang's father, Sima Chi, did not implement the parental system and failed to Educate his son Sima Guang in time, but the family education measures are quite inadequate.

(2) Sima Chi did not conduct targeted safety education for children and adolescents based on the characteristics and environment of its own backyard; did not provide necessary positive education on safe play to those who entered; did not truthfully inform people entering the backyard to play personnel, the risk factors, preventive measures and emergency measures for falling into the large water tank while playing; no danger warning signs were set up next to the large water tank.

(3) As the head of a county, Sima Chi did not strictly require children not to play, and did not arrange nannies to effectively guide children when they enter the backyard.

(4) The chefs, water carriers, firewood workers, etc. in the Sima Chi family kitchen had huge loopholes in the management of the large water tank, and they all bear unshirkable responsibility.

(5) The children in distress have little awareness of safe play and do not play in accordance with the relevant technical regulations for safe play.

(6) The production quality of the large water tank is extremely low, and it has no certificate of quality at all. It is a counterfeit royal item of the palace by an unknown manufacturer.

Based on the above analysis of the causes of the accident, the Ministry of Education of the Northern Song Dynasty characterized the accident as an accident involving children’s safety during play

3. Regarding the handling of relevant responsible persons and relevant responsible units

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In accordance with the relevant provisions of the "Northern Song Dynasty Safe Play Law", it was decided to punish the relevant personnel and units responsible for the Sima Guang vat smashing accident.

1. Sima Chi, Sima Guang’s father, failed to educate and manage his son Sima Guang in accordance with the requirements of the relevant laws and regulations of the Northern Song Dynasty, violating the relevant provisions of the "Safe Play Law" and the "Parent Law of the Northern Song Dynasty". It was decided to give Sinanchi a major administrative offense, to stay under Chaoting Yamen supervision for one year, and to impose a fine of 1 million taels of silver (payment office: the Internal Affairs Bureau of Song Renzong's harem).

2. According to relevant regulations, Sima Chi’s kitchen cooks, water carriers, firewood workers and other kitchen staff who failed to effectively perform their duties of managing the large water tank in the backyard were each fined 100,000 taels of silver ( Payment office: Finance Office of the Ministry of Education of the Northern Song Dynasty).

3. According to the relevant provisions of the "Interim Work Regulations for Firing Large Water Vats in the Northern Song Dynasty", an unknown manufacturer that produced the large water vat was suspended for half a year for rectification and was fined 10 million taels of silver. Decision (Payment Office: Cashier and Accounting Office of the Logistics Department of the Accident Investigation and Aftermath Treatment Working Group)

4. According to relevant regulations, Sima Guang, the first person responsible for the accident, will be suspended from playing for 10 years decision, and was fined to write a letter of apology (the original letter of apology was broadcast continuously for one month on CCTV in the Northern Song Dynasty, and the cost was fully borne by Sima Guang's guardian Sima Chi).

All primary and secondary schools, kindergartens and private schools should take this as a lesson, carefully learn the lessons learned from the Sima Guang vat smashing accident, further strengthen the awareness of safe play, improve the safe play management system, and fully understand safety Play work is related to the fundamental interests of the people. We must raise awareness of the "safety first, play second" safe play management policy and effectively do a good job in safe play work.

Ministry of Education of the Northern Song Dynasty

X month and day of the fourth year of Tiansheng reign of Emperor Renzong of the Song Dynasty (AD 1026)

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