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Which city in Sichuan, the land of abundance, is livable?

Speaking of Sichuanese, everything they eat is spicy, and their natural enthusiasm is scattered in their bones. The handsome man in the land of abundance is famous all over the country. Sichuan men look small and exquisite, and their skin is well moistened by the river. Sichuan men are ingenious, embroidering Shu embroidery and Su embroidery. Sichuan women are strong and show off inside, so they often hear Sichuan men "lying on their ears". Why are Sichuan handsome guys famous all over the country? Just introduce a few surprisingly beautiful and charming Sichuan men.

Sichuan women have spicy energy in their bones.

A handsome man in the Tang Dynasty, Wu Zetian's father gave birth to her when she was the secretariat of Lizhou, Guangyuan, Sichuan. After becoming a monk, he was favored by Emperor Taizong and became a queen. He changed his country name to Zhou and became a queen for the first time. In her later years, she was still in power in the Li Dynasty, and during her reign, she was prosperous and peaceful. It's hard to surpass this handsome guy just as a leader.

Wu Zetian: Never before and never after.

Another handsome man in the Tang Dynasty really turned to the motherland. She has an immortal face. "If she just turns her head and smiles, there are a hundred spells, and the sixth house has no color.". Have you thought of it? Yes, she is the fat beauty Yang Yuhuan. When Yang Yuhuan was really born, her father was an official in Zhou Shu, Sichuan. Although she is not from Sichuan, she can really be regarded as a Sichuanese. Yang Yuhuan is not only beautiful, but also clever. He knew rhythm and dance, but at first he was forced to hang himself because he was classified as the wrong country. He was an artist in ancient times.

Although Yang Yuhuan has not been established, it is famous for its beauty all over the country.

There is also a talented woman. Everyone knows that Zhuo Wenjun in the Han Dynasty and Zhuo Wenjun when she was young were beautiful and talented. A poem "Phoenix Begging for Phoenix" wrote the eternal love with Sima Xiangru. There are too many beautiful women in Sichuan to finish writing. Off-topic, Li Bai, a poet in the past, called himself a Shu person all his life. Is it because the handsome men and beautiful women in Shu are unforgettable?

Zhuo Wenjun's love is eternal, but Sima Xiangru can't walk out of the routine of romantic talent.

As the first supporting role in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhu Gekongming is an unavoidable topic for ordinary people to discuss the history of the Three Kingdoms. Speaking of Sima Yi, he is classified as a seemingly outnumbered Kong Ming, but Sima Yi's appearance is not as good as Zhuge Liang's. In addition, Zhuge Liang's death occurred in the initial battle with Sima Yi, so it seems that some people in the army now think that Sima Yi is better than Zhuge Liang. In addition, Chen Shou's evaluation of Zhuge Liang in "The History of the Three Kingdoms" is that he is a long-term ruler and short-sighted, as if this action is getting more and more solid. Is this a reality? Let's listen to Bian Xiao today and analyze it for everyone.

Zhuge Liang

Any evaluation of Sima Yi is inseparable from the Book of Jin, a historical book compiled by the Jin Dynasty. The attitude in the book is definitely impossible to be complete and objective, and there is a prejudice that is bound to tilt towards Sima Xuan. Let's take a look at what Sima Yi said:

-Break Montague, but Montague will fight against it. Guess Sima Yi will arrive in a month; Sima Yi marched in a hurry and arrived on the 8th. I didn't expect to surround him, which led to Meng Da being coaxed to deal with it.

-When Gongsun Yuan was defeated, Wang Xuan suddenly attacked, pretended to attack the moat, crossed the Liaohe River, took Xiangping directly, surrounded it with some help, surrounded it and dealt with it.

-breaking the tomb, the tomb lied that Wu people blocked the water and requested to send troops to conquer. Sima yi saw through everything; So Sima Yi arrived in Gancheng in nine days and was dealt with by the tomb.

-It also includes the change of Gao Ping Ling who killed Cao Shuang. Pretending to be cute, he suddenly brought up a case, and then asked Jiang Ji to lie to Cao Shuang that he only wanted the relieving.

Everyone can see that Sima Yi's style is quick and swift, winning peace with the help of God's "prejudgment".

Sima yi

Now let's review the battle between Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang. They called twice. Let's take a look at Zhuge Liang's northern expedition in 23 1 year. The Book of Jin said:

Zhang He advised the emperor to divide his troops to live in harmony and turn it into a back town. The emperor said, "It is expected that the former army can be independent, and the general is right." If it is impossible, it can be divided into front and back, so the three armies of Chu and Han are birds. "Then into the stirrup elk. When I heard that the army had arrived, I was rewarded by the handsome generals. The generals were all afraid, and the emperor said, "Think more, you must camp and lick the wheat." I want to travel for two days. ""So Juanjia went there in the morning and evening, and fled in the dust. The emperor said, "I hate Taoism, and the soldiers are greedy." It's easier to listen to the bright water than to follow it. "In hanyang, and appearance, the emperor array. When Taurus was tempted, the soldiers took over and retreated brightly, chasing Qishan. Liangtun Lucheng is surrounded by north and south mountains and surrounded by water. The emperor attacked, pulled out the encirclement, fled day and night, pursued it, and captured thousands of people. The emperor asked the emissary to work hard and increase the fiefs.

Zhang He advised Sima Yi to divide his troops, but Sima Yi thought that he could not divide his troops. So go ahead.

Zhuge Liang heard that the mighty master had arrived, so I took people to the fields to cut wheat. The generals are afraid. Sima Yi said I would arrive in two days, but Zhuge Liang escaped.

Sima Yi also said that Zhuge Liang was easy to deal with. So I went to Hanyang to see Zhuge Liang. Later, Zhuge Liang invaded, Sima Yi invaded, Zhuge Liang fled, and Sima Yi beheaded tens of thousands of prisoners. It seems that Sima Yi won. Is that really the case?

Kong Ming and Zhong Da

Let's see what the reflection says:

In nine years, Liang returned to Qishan to transport cattle; Running out of food and grass, he retreated to engage with Zhang He, the general of Wei State, and shot him.

Didn't say Zhuge Liang was defeated; He also shot and killed Zhang He, one of Wei's highest military posts. But why didn't Jin Shu mention it? Is it because Sima Yi doesn't seem to have won? At a glance, Zhang He advised Sima Yi to divide his troops, but Sima Yi did not listen. As a result, Zhuge Liang did sway Sima Yi, made a surprise attack and went to Shangguan to harvest wheat.

Zhuge Wuhou

Sima Yi in the Book of Jin insisted that I would arrive in two days! It's no use arriving. Zhuge Liang has already cut all the wheat. The reality is that Zhuge Liang won in Lucheng; The front has been greatly advanced to the northeast; Sima yi therefore could not retreat; Zhuge Liang ran out of food, and Zhang He pursued him and died at the wooden door in the northeast of Lucheng. However, Jin Shu praised him for winning. I really don't know how to say it. After the death of a talented soldier, Zhang He won.

Sima Zhong Da

The second contest was Zhuge Liang's first Northern Expedition. Even the Book of Jin can't praise Sima Yi, which can be summarized as follows:

Zhuge Liang fought, but Sima Yi did not come out; Send a woman to insult him and expect him to fight. He was "angry" and invited the emperor to fight. The emperor said that he would not leave the station. Zhuge Liang therefore revealed his true colors: he can't beat me. If so, would he go all the way to the emperor to fight? I have come out to fight. But Sima Yi is thick-skinned. He said: Zhuge Liang is in the net. If we can't protect ourselves, we will win! But he didn't dare to go out to fight until Zhuge Liang died, but everyone knew that Zhuge Liang was scared away and gave birth to Zhong Da!

zhu ge kong ming

So, I know the reality like the back of my hand. Even if Sima Yi is a genius, he can predict very well and delete other peace records. But when he caught up with Kong Ming, his record became a joke. With his inferior military strength and position, he just played with things thousands of miles away to prevent war with Zhuge Liang. Can only say that he is not weak, but Zhuge Liang is too strong!

Author: Nalan Spring Silkworm

Du Fu has two sons, nicknamed Xiong Er and Ji Zi: "Xiong Er is lucky and naive, and Ji Zi is the most pitied" (Letter from Home). When Du Fu was a guest at a friend's house, he also praised Summer Xu's two sons: "Not unicorns in the sky" (Song of Two Sons in Summer Xu). If a good friend has three children, how should he be praised? This can't beat our great poet Du Fu. Today, I will point out a mistake in Du Fu's poem "Farewell to Father Kong Chaoyou and Gift Li Bai from Jiangdong", and talk about how Du Fu praised his friend's "three little"!

Du Fu's "Send Kong Chao's father to visit Jiangdong for a gift to Li Bai": Chao Fu turned around and refused to live, and the East would follow the smoke into the sea. Poetry stays between heaven and earth, and the fishing rod wants to brush the coral tree. Osawa is far away from the dragon and snake in the mountains, and the scenery in the cold spring is bleak. The weaver girl in Penglai belongs to the cloud car, and the tutor is nothing but a street sign. Since you have immortal bones, everyone knows why. I pity you for dying just for you, as poor as dirt. Cai is very interested in buying wine and leaving at night. How old were you when you sent me the aerial book? Dawu looks for Li Bai in Nanyu Cave and asks him what he believes today.

In the sixth year of Tianbao (747), his father participated in Li's plot, and none of the people won. The next spring, he should take the imperial examination again, but he still failed, so he was depressed and gave up. This poem named "Xie Bing" is a speech to avoid the importance, an excuse to go home for illness, and a refusal to Cai Hou (whose name is unknown) and Du Fu. "Jiangdong" refers to the Jiangnan area in the lower reaches of the Yangtze River. This sentence is translated into Confucius' famous saying: "If you can't do it, you can float on the sea by fork." ("The Analects of Confucius Gongye Chang")

Confucius' father is the thirty-seventh grandson of Confucius, who once put forward the truth that "if there is a way, you can see it, but if there is no way, you can hide it", and this idea has been expounded in more than one chapter of The Analects of Confucius. Du Fu's poem The Analects of Confucius not only conforms to the identity of Confucius' father and heir, but also satirizes the darkness of this world. Du Fu worked hard in Chang 'an for three years, and presented three big gifts. He wanted to use the system of "holding talents and holding weapons" for trial, but he still didn't give an official. He also revealed that "if you want to go to the sea in the east, you must go to Qin in the west" ("Give Wei Zuocheng Zhang Twenty-two Rhymes"), which may be based on friends Li Bai and Kong who live in seclusion in Jiangdong.

The word "cold in spring" indicates that this poem was written in early spring. Cai Hou gave a farewell banquet, Du Fu wrote a poem to bid farewell, and his father Kong Chao sent a message to Li Bai. Another poem by Du Fu, Spring Memories of Li Bai, was probably written at the same time. In the poem, there are "spring trees in the north of Wei River and dusk clouds in the east of the river", and "North of Wei River" means Chang 'an, which coincides with the poem "Farewell to Confucius Chao Fu". "When to propose a toast, heavy and thin paper? "This is also in line with the keynote of replacing notes with poems, so this poem may be a letter from Father Tuokongchao.

There is a variation in the version of the poem "Seeing Father Kong Chao", "The fishing rod wants to brush the coral tree", and Wang Zhu notes in "Poems of Du Gongbu": "A cloud' three trees'. I suspected that the "three-bead tree" was copied wrong and came up with the "Shan Hai Jing Overseas South Jing": "The three-bead tree is in the north and was born on Chishui. It is a tree like a cypress, and its leaves are all beads. It looks like a tree at first glance. " Coral tree is a kind of marine life, which is shaped like a branch and can be used as an ornament. The first sentence of the poem says that "the East will enter the sea with smoke", which gives people the feeling that it is related to the sea, as if the "coral tree" is closer to Du Fu's original poem than the "three-bead tree".

The author read the biography of Wang Bo, a writer in the early Tang Dynasty, and occasionally invented an unusual record. "Biography of Wang Bo in the Old Tang Dynasty": "When Bo was six years old, he dissolved his family and his thoughts were not stagnant. His words are Ingram Wei, who is similar to his brothers (Mi N) and (J).) Father and good friend Du often call it: "This is the third pearl tree of the king." "Three-bead tree" is a good name for brothers in this passage. Lou Jian's "Wang Zong Gong Zheng Wan Ci" in the Southern Song Dynasty also wrote: "Three-bead trees are equal and excellent all their lives." All three brothers in the family are called contemporary.

If we look up the old Tang book Biography of Confucius' Father, we will find similar inventions: "(Chao Fu) Yan (kān), Yan (kuí), Yan (jí). Son of Chao's father, father of Cen's brother. Hey, the word Yan Jun. Hey, the words are mentioned, and my mother and brother are also embarrassed. " Kong Chao's father has three nephews, and they all accept a unified radical name, just like three flowers on a vine. Therefore, Du Fu compared Chao's father's three nephews to a "three-bead tree".

However, according to Xin's Miscellanies of Xijing, Volume I: "There are coral trees in the grass pond, which are one foot and two feet high and serve three purposes." We will find that a trunk of a coral tree can be divided into three branches, and it can also be compared to three brothers. However, the author has searched other ancient books and found no precedent for this analogy, so Du Fu's original poems should be based on the "three-bead tree".