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A book that surprises the world (43 sentences)
2. Everything in the world, the stars are you, the warm wind by the lake is you, the catkins are falling, and endless thoughts are you.
You are the love of my life and the person I value most. I feel extremely happy to have you by my side.
4. Be simple. Instead of looking forward to those unrealistic futures, it is better to grasp the present in a down-to-earth manner.
5. In front of the person who loves you, you will always be just a child; In front of people who don't love you, you will always be a man.
6. The above is a selection of 43 books and manuscripts that I shared with you. I hope you like them.
7. I will take good care of you, and I won't let you cook, coquetry, housework or like others.
If I forgive you, it's not because I listened to your explanation, but because I still love you and am moved by your eagerness to explain.
9. For life, acceptance is the best gentleness, whether it is accepting a person's appearance or accepting a person's disappearance.
10, there are more than 6 billion people in the world, but at a certain moment, only this one person can defeat the hordes and the four tides.
1 1. When I stumbled forward and fell to the ground, the person I was thinking about was the motivation for me to stand up again after falling for 1000 times.
12, the reason why we break up now is basically that I don't like it, I don't like it, I have no future, and I just refuse to admit that I like others.
13, the west wind picked it up but it turned red, the curtains brushed, and the castle peak was still poetic. Nan Guiyan, who is watching? Bitter and hasty, lonely and astringent in autumn.
14, if you pay a little attention, you will find that there are many people, and you will quietly break the relationship; I realize that there are many things, and it is meaningless to stick to the end.
15, singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you, and the song is sung for you. I just want you to be happy. I'm sorry!
16, Life is too short to leave us time to wake up with regrets every day. So love those who are kind to you and forget those who don't cherish you.
17, living in a world without you is more painful than any punishment. You know, you are irreplaceable to me.
18, I can see you in the vast sea of people. I'm really lucky to be near you. It is a small probability to like someone, so don't let go when you meet them.
19, young man, you feel sorry for you, but you didn't sleep well. You think you are irritable, but you are not full. You think you missed, but in fact you are too idle.
20. Your figure appeared in front of my eyes more and more frequently, and gradually, just like breathing, I didn't stop for a second, which made me eat badly and sleep badly.
2 1, I'd rather wander around you and follow you for seven days. Even if I fall into the darkest place, my love will not make me a lonely soul forever.
22. I have walked through countless bridges, seen countless clouds and drunk countless kinds of wine, but I only loved one person at the best age. I should thank myself.
23, don't be confused, don't fall in love. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. Live your life indifferently, don't be vigorous, just feel at ease. Okay, then.
24. Don't control the pressure. We don't need to keep time. We just need to follow the mentality and ability, follow the fate, do our best, achieve our own life, have a clear conscience, and leave the rest to heaven.
25, love is a feeling, even if it is painful, it will feel happy. Love is an experience, even if it is heartbreaking, it will feel sweet. Love is an experience, even if it is broken, it will feel beautiful.
26. In this world, some people are indifferent, so you should force yourself to be better. After all, there are still many people waiting to see your jokes.
27. I love your eyes the most, hiding my deep affection and your gentleness; Love your lips most, share my passion and your infatuation; The person who loves you the most gave you my life and yours!
28. There are too many people around who haven't torn their faces. Obviously, they can't turn against each other easily. What is disgusting is that we must learn to smile at people and things we hate.
29. In this world, if you don't work hard, any opportunity has nothing to do with you! Men don't work hard, they work hard all their lives, and women don't work hard and are wronged all their lives.
30. You know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste a dime of my mobile phone fee!
3 1, what I missed, I think, was walking with you at the wrong time and place, but it was right to choose you, and we were right. Maybe I didn't miss everything.
I am used to pretending to be strong, and I am used to facing everything alone. In fact, I cherish the people around me, but the pressure of life makes me good at forgetting and forgetting all those memories.
33. Baiyun never promises its existence to the sky, and the scenery does not tell its eternity to the eyes. I don't have too many promises and sweet words, just because true love doesn't need too many words to express!
34. The sunset glow on the horizon, the gentle evening breeze, the lover's dinner, there are many beautiful things in the world. Don't be fooled by the darkness before you. You have to believe that you deserve all the good things in the world.
35. We need two abilities in life, speaking appropriately and stabilizing emotions. The biggest mistake we have made is probably to get angry with the most innocent people around us when we are in a bad mood.
Don't complain to anyone, because 20% people don't care, and the remaining 80% will be happy to hear it. Straighten your mind and follow yourself gently. Life is to cry for yourself and laugh for others!
37. The common fault of some people is that it is easy to see others, but it is not easy to see yourself. We can carefully consider other people's problems, but we can take a cursory look at our own problems.
38. I hope that the person you like won't make you cry, make you feel wronged, ignore you, let alone give up, grow up with you, respond to you, know how to protect you and like you.
39. There are three things in life that should not be squandered: health, money and love; You want to splurge, but it's not worth the loss. There are three things in life that cannot be kept: life, time and love; You want to stay, but you are drifting away.
40. People don't need to please anyone when they are alive. In the end, they all wronged themselves. Being a man is actually very simple. As long as you take me seriously, your business is my business. If you don't take me seriously, your business is my fart business.
4 1. The most popular people in the world are never those who constantly review yesterday's hardships, sadness, failures and painful setbacks, but those who look forward to the future with confidence, hope, courage and pleasant curiosity.
42. When we are happy, don't lose yourself in happiness, or the arrow of pain will shoot at us; When we are in pain, don't lose yourself in pain, or the second and third arrows of pain will follow.
43. The performance of life needs hundreds of times of practice before it can be beautiful. Life gives you some pain just to tell you what it wants to teach you. If you can't learn once, you will suffer once. If you can't always learn, you will wrestle in the same place again and again.
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