What jokes make girls happy?

What jokes make girls happy? In life, we often say that if you like someone, you must pursue it bravely and make girls happy. In fact, girls are easy to coax, just some funny jokes. Here are some jokes to make girls happy. Learn to coax girls quickly.

What are the jokes 1 1? The husband took an orchid bowl and said to his wife very solemnly, "You can't break the bowl again. This bowl was left by your mother. Now there are only two left, and you have to break all the others. " The wife gave her husband a white look and said, "Then don't be angry with me in the future. I was dumped by my mother, too.

2. Sleeping in class: Students sleep in class and are found by teachers. Teacher: "Why do you sleep in class?" Student: "I didn't sleep!" " "Teacher:" Then why do you close your eyes? Student: "I am meditating! ""Teacher: "Then why do you nod?" Student: "What you just said is very reasonable!" " "Teacher:" Then why are you drooling? Student: "Teacher, you speak with relish! "

A beautiful woman in the community opened an animal clinic. A buddy and I couldn't help chatting up: Hello, is this for animals? She smiled and replied: Yes! The elder brothers lie in the hospital bed first: Please help me check, I am Cheng! Not to be outdone, I immediately lay down next to him: Please check me, too. I'm single dog!

After a heavy rain, I went home by taxi. I didn't take two steps to get off the bus and found that my mobile phone was missing. I wondered if I left it on the bus.

I hurried back and found that the car was leaving, so I shouted a few words, "Master, stop!" " "Suddenly found the phone in my hand. When I looked up, I saw the car had stopped. The master poked his head out and asked me what it was. I used my quick wits and shouted, "It's raining hard, drive slowly!" " Say that finish and turn round and then walk, still can't imagine his expression at that time. ...

I went out to eat a McDonald's yesterday. They all arrived at the door of the store and were told that they could only place orders with the US delegation. Then I stood at the door and placed an order. I also gave a delivery fee of 9 yuan and assigned a takeaway brother. I stood at the door side by side with the takeaway brother, waiting. The clerk took it out and handed it to him. He handed it to me. This action cost me 9 yuan.

I saw a beautiful girl on my way to work today. So I followed him closely and asked him for his contact information. As a result, he seemed to find that I was following him. So I trotted up and thought, fate is just around the corner. If I don't fight for it, I can only let it miss. So I sped up to catch up. Soon, I finally caught up with this girl, so I asked her if the little girl could leave me your number. I saw the little girl with a face of fear, her hand trembled slightly, put her mobile phone in my pocket, and then turned and ran. I just stood there for a long time.

7. I am a little handsome myself. I played in the board game room for a long time today, and suddenly three girls came to play board games with me. Everyone had a good time. One of the girls said that his family is very rich and this board game room was opened by his family. I paused and thought, didn't I open this board game room? When did he become the boss?

What jokes make girls happy? 2 1. Chimpanzees accidentally stepped on a bench pulled by a gibbon. After the gibbon scrubbed it gently and carefully, they fell in love. People ask how they are together. Chimpanzees said with emotion: ape dung! It's all ape shit!

2. I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig!" " From now on, I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "

Tomorrow, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying on your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you, which says: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky, I have no face to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

4. One day, a fly mother and son had lunch together.

The son asked the mother fly why we eat shit every day.

Mother fly said angrily, don't say such disgusting things when eating, eat while it's hot.

A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

6. Two charming children got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatball said shyly, I hate it, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes!

7. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: Don't go to the streets several times a day. D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat.

8. One night, a naked man called a taxi and the female driver stared at him. The naked man was furious and shouted: I have never seen a naked man! The female driver is also furious: I see where to pay!

9. Do you have a TV over there? Now watch Zhao Benshan get killed and blocked. 19 people died in Northeast China, 1 1 people were missing, 1 people were fooled.

10, a drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. I don't know what happened when the drunk came over. I just arrived.

1 1. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: hit it off. The boy asked the same question again and had to say sadly, can't you have a flat head?

12, wolf cubs are born vegetarian. Mother wolf and father wolf racked their brains to train wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, Sirius's parents were happy to see their son chasing rabbits. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit's fierce face and said, boy! Hand over the carrots!

13. In front of the counter of Lamian Noodles Store, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, Master Lamian Noodles asked, Do you want a thick one or a thin one? Girl: I'll eat whatever you pull.

14, a man and a woman, her husband suddenly came home, and the man jumped out of the window without clothes, walking in the street and watching, and the man pretended to look at the sky as if nothing had happened: Ah, this is the earth. Passers-by said: Cao, an alien with chicken feathers.

15, the big white rabbit QB ran after the big wolf, and the big wolf was indignant and chased after him. The rabbit dressed up as a gray rabbit and read the newspaper with glasses. The wolf asked, can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the white rabbit of the strong wolf? Wolf Shame: Did it appear in the newspaper so soon?

16, section chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

17, I saw a penny on the side of the road and was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm, damn it, who vomited so round?

18, the nurse saw a patient drinking in the ward, so she went over and whispered to him, "sweetheart!" "The patient smiled and said," baby. "

19, the miser was on a business trip, afraid that others would steal the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while, he came back and found a few more words on the note: I vomited too!

20. Someone rode his bike into the street, crossed an intersection and dropped his hand. The traffic police exclaimed after seeing it: "Good palm!" Someone waved happily and replied, "Comrades have worked hard!" "

2 1, the teacher wanted the Sports Commission to confirm whether all the girls were here after work, so he said to him, "Go and tidy up all the girls in the class." The Sports Commission was a little goat and asked, "Which one?" The teacher said, "I know I want you to go!" " "

22. In junior high school math class, the teacher talked about equation transformation. On the podium, he put his sleeves together and shouted: Attention, students! I'm going to change!