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Does anyone have the script for the 6th CCTV Sketch Competition "There's a Tree in Front"?
There is a tree in front (the lights gradually brighten, the music starts, the red beans prelude, two people come on the stage, one of them is humming a song) Fengying: La...Xiuzhen, what's wrong with you? oh! I know, someone is not here today! (As he spoke, he reached for Xiuzhen’s hand, but was thrown away, and the two started running) Huh? Xiuzhen, what's wrong with you? Hey, Xiuzhen, Xiuzhen (gradually left behind by Xiuzhen) Xiuzhen, you... Xiuzhen: He's gone! Fengying: Zhang Zhiqiang! ? Xiuzhen: I have returned to the city. Fengying: Then...then what should you do? Xiuzhen: Fengying, you know, he has hugged me. We have all met our parents. How should I tell my parents? (Speaking, Xiuzhen started to cry, and the two started running again) Fengying: Xiuzhen! No one in the world deserves your tears, and the people who do deserve your tears don’t want to see you cry. (Xiuzhen stops) Xiuzhen: Who did you hear this sentence? Fengying: I don’t know either, but I think it’s quite interesting! Don't think about it, Xiuzhen! People will always encounter difficulties in this life. When we encounter difficulties, we squat under the tree and think about tomorrow! The sun will still come out! What are you looking at! ? Xiuzhen: I’ll just watch! Fengying: I won’t let you see it! Xiuzhen: I’ll just watch! (While saying that, the two started to quarrel) Fengying: Hey~ did you see the tree in front of you? Xiuzhen: What? Fengying: Are we competing? Xiuzhen: Just compare! (Fengying picked up a branch from the ground and drew a line in front of the two of them) Fengying: Get ready! Xiuzhen: (crying) Fengying: Don’t think about it! run! (The lights go out, the music starts, and the light chases the three trees in turn...the lights turn on, the two of them get up, and run) Xiuzhen: Hey! Fengying, the department store has a new batch of George shirts, which are quite good. Let’s go take a look at them tomorrow? (Fengying ignores her) Hey, let me tell you a joke, it’s interesting. (Fengying: Xiuzhen, Xiuzhen ignores her and continues talking) Say a turtle meets a snail, hey, the snail has entered the city... ...Fengying: Xiuzhen, stop talking. Xiuzhen: Oh, I haven’t finished talking yet, so the snail said, Sister Wugui, you are going to the city... (interrupted) Fengying: Stop talking!!!!!! Xiuzhen: What’s wrong? Fengying: Xiuzhen, I want a divorce... Xiuzhen: You...what did you say? You can't live a good life, so why are you getting a divorce? Fengying: I just don’t want to think about it anymore, annoying. Xiuzhen: Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite. How can it be so easy to live this life... Fengying: There is someone outside Dayong! (He cried as he spoke, and the two of them ran) Xiuzhen: No one in the world is worthy of your tears! The person who is truly worthy of your tears will definitely not want to see you. Cry! You told me this! Forgot? I don’t know what to say, anyway.
People will always encounter difficulties in this life. When we encounter difficulties, we squat under the tree and think about it, won't the sun come out again tomorrow? Fengying: Xiuzhen, do you see the tree in front of you? Let’s compare again! (Fengying picks up the branch to draw the line) Fengying: Get ready! (Xiuzhen holds her hand) Fengying + Fengying: Run!! (The lights go out, the music starts, and the light chases the three trees in turn... The thunderstorm starts, Xiuzhen runs up, Fengying catches up with an umbrella) Fengying: Xiuzhen, stop running! It’s raining so heavily, let’s go back! Xiuzhen, the rain is getting heavier and heavier. Let’s go back. (Xiuzhen always falls behind and then catches up with her.) Xiuzhen, please go back with me... (Xiuzhen throws Fengying away and starts the music again from the beginning) Xiuzhen: Leave me alone! (Emotion rising) We have lived here since childhood, and I have never thought of leaving here. I have worked diligently for more than 20 years. What do I do for? I just want to have a happy life and a stable home! A factory with tens of thousands of people will be gone if you say it is gone! Fengying, I'm laid off! Fengying, (excited) I have nothing! I have nothing left! I have nothing left! Fengying: You do!!! You have hands and feet, and you can still live. You still have hope, and you still have friends! No one in the world is just worthy of your tears. People who are truly worthy of your tears don’t want to see you cry! Xiuzhen, I’m also laid off. Why don’t I come here with my child? Think about it! (Fengying holds an umbrella) Xiuzhen: People will always encounter difficulties in this life. When encountering difficulties, just squat under the tree and think about it, the sun will come out tomorrow! Fengying! I see the tree in front of me! (The lights go out, the music continues from the beginning, and the light chases the three trees in turn... The lights turn on, the music starts, Fengying's daughter runs up) Xiuzhen: Tingting, Tingting~ Wait a minute, auntie, she's old! She can't run anymore Now! Tingting: Aunt Xiuzhen, did you and your mother used to run here every day? Xiuzhen: Yes, it has changed over the past few decades! What a big change! child! Auntie will take you here for a run in the future too! Ah! (two people running) Tingting: Since I was very young, my father has not wanted my mother and me! For so many years, my mother has taken me alone, and I have never understood her. Aunt Xiuzhen, can you tell me why my mother comes here to exercise every day? He is in such good health, why does he still get such a disease? Xiuzhen: Auntie doesn’t know about this either. Tingting: In the past, as long as my mother was around, I wasn’t afraid anymore. Now mom is gone, mom, Tingting misses you, mom! (The music started, Tingting cried on Xiuzhen's shoulder) Xiuzhen: My child, your mother used to say that no one in the world is worthy of your tears. People who are truly worthy of your tears definitely don't want to see you cry! Children, as long as we live. We will run forward bravely, towards the sunshine and the hope. Kid, do you see that tree in front of you? Compare with aunt! (Tingting draws a line on the branch) Tingting: Get ready... (Xiuzhen holds Tingting's hand) Two people: Run! (The lights go out, Xiuzhen exits, and Tingting runs on the stage) Tingting: People will always encounter difficulties in this life. When you encounter difficulties, don’t forget that there is a tree in front of you... (The stage lights are all on, and Tingting runs. , the light fades out)
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