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Salute to the finals: gloomy Liao basket, solemn and stirring mansion, and two young marshals with high quality.
As a domestic ceiling-level defender, his score and efficiency are quite amazing! But everything happens for a reason. The day before the game, it was reported that Guo was injured and G2 might not be able to play. Sure enough, Guo didn't participate in team training today. Under the repeated questioning of the media, Yang Ming, the coach of Liao basketball, said, "If he has nothing to do, just give him a conditioning." With Guo joining the team, fans who care about him are relieved. But before the game, when he saw an ice pack on his hand, the fans knew something was wrong.
As Teacher Yang said: Liaoning basketball players are not only injured, but also depressed by CBA formula, which is a double blow! The following is the selection formula of the CBA Finals FMVP. After reading it, you will probably have a headache! FMVP= score-two shots -0.8 three shots -0.3 free throw +0.3 frontcourt rebound +0.2 defensive rebound +0.5 assist+1.5 steal +0.7 block-1.2 error. Teacher Yang bluntly said: This CBA MVP is a joke!
Teacher Su, who explained the competition, also thought that it was a headache to use this formula to select MVP in CBA finals, and the method was extremely unreasonable, completely excluding Guo. Depressed! Liaolan nuclear suffered a double blow! However, after the game, Yang Ming still said: No injuries. The characteristic of our team is that different players play in every game. "Another unhappy person is Sun Minghui, who was the only healthy member of Guangsha Sanshao before this campaign. But in this high-intensity competition, Mr. Sun, who has been exhausted to the limit, has not been spared from injury! He pulled his leg in the struggle, which caused cramps.
But Sun Minghui fought back the pain and chose to continue fighting. She can't stand it, so she goes to the sideline for treatment and will come back to fight again soon! In this case of repeated treatment, Sun Minghui gritted his teeth and fought to the end! I got 27 points, 4 rebounds and 8 assists, but I still failed to change the situation on the court. Finally Guangsha was defeated. Tragic! Guangsha Sanshao was all injured, and the substitute was also injured! In the upcoming G3 Finals, the situation of Guangsha team is even more difficult! After World War II, the problem of insufficient depth of Guangsha lineup emerged.
In the battle with the Liaoning men's basketball team, they almost ran out of bullets and tried their best! It is uncertain whether Sun Minghui's injury will affect G3. To make matters worse, not only Sun Minghui was injured, but even his substitute Feng Xin sprained his ankle in training. For Guangsha, you can only play G3 with strong will quality! Because they are about to run out of ammunition ... depressed! Liao blue nucleus suffered a double blow; Tragic! Guangsha Sanshao was all injured, and the substitute was also injured! But in the final, the duel between Yang Ming and Wang Bo, two high-quality rumbled players, was still wonderful enough! Salute to the finals: gloomy Liao basket, solemn and stirring mansion, and two young marshals with high quality (singing to wine)
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