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It's humorous for girls to introduce themselves on blind dates.
Girls introduce themselves on blind dates. Humorous articles 1
Hello, my name is Enning Zhang. Now I live in Nanjing, and now I am engaged in some animation dubbing work. Actually, I kind of like working. Maybe the world is a little too impetuous now, and then cartoons may be close to children or innocent things. I think doing such a thing makes me feel simple and happy. Actually, I am a typical Pisces girl. People will think I am gentle at first sight. But in front of my friends, I am a big boy and I am very close to my friends. I won't change myself too much for others, because I think what is suitable for two people is suitable, and what is not suitable is not suitable. Actually, I don't mind people saying that I want to be a leftover girl or something. I think if you really can't find the right person, it may be good to live alone in this life. There will be happiness at every stage, and the most important thing is happiness. Don't force yourself to do unhappy things.
Girls introduce themselves on blind date. Humorous atmosphere II
Hello, my name is Liu Yuan. My friends like to call me Yuan. I am a piano teacher. I began to learn piano when I was 6 years old. Because he was particularly playful as a child, 13 passed the piano exam. Now my youngest student is only three and a half to four years old, and the oldest student has reached sixty years old. I am a girl who likes small animals very much. Maybe she was born. I used to keep many small animals, and the most lovely one was Mao Mao, an Angolan rabbit.
Everyone must think rabbits are stupid, but they are not. This rabbit is very clever. At home, if I call Mao Mao after work, it will immediately appear in front of my eyes. I also like to go to Ping An Afu, a pet base. There are many stray dogs and cats in this pet base, and they are all taken care of best. I will also bring delicious dog food and some meat buns to visit these lovely little guys, hoping to give them more warmth and care.
Girls blind date self-introduction humorous atmosphere 3
My name is Li Lina, and I come from Xuzhou, Jiangsu. I am a professional teacher of auto repair major in vocational school. Before I was 28 years old, I always enjoyed staring at the moon. I've never been in love, so I think it's good to be single. Many boys around me are after me. How nice.
It was not until I was 28 years old that I found it as if I was going to die. I want to find a good man and marry myself quickly. So today I finally got up the courage to stand here and look for the other half of my life.
At the same time, I also want to remind everyone that these unmarried sisters on the stage, including those off the stage, should take advantage of their best years to find a good man to marry, or they will be embarrassed at my age.
Girls introduce themselves on blind date. Humorous atmosphere. Chapter IV
I'm not beautiful, but I look comfortable. I don't have to be handsome to look good. I'm not tall, but I can squeeze into the 170 team in high heels, so you can wear high heels higher than me. I have a bad figure, but my proportion is absolutely standard, so you don't have to have a good figure. My income is not high, but it is no problem to support myself. What about you? As long as you can support us, my education is not high, but my language ability is ok. You don't have to be highly educated. I'm afraid I'm stressed. We have no topic. My family members are simple, but also very human, so you only have one brother and sister. I'm cheerful, but a little headstrong and bad-tempered, so you'd better bear with me. I like to laugh. Laughter is very low, so you'd better have a sense of humor. If you like to wear tight pants and have long nails. If you are controlling, grumpy and have a negative attitude towards life, please go around. I don't want to be too tired with you. I hope we can grow old together hand in hand.
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