About jokes caused by nonstandard Putonghua?

1. A colleague of a company fell in love and said in the office: I accidentally got into his bed of thieves ... A room full of people looked silly, but what he meant was that it was a thief boat. ......

My roommate said that her mother went to Beijing to play and there were too many people stepping on her. My aunt said to the man seriously, "Sorry, your foot stepped on my Jue (called Jue in our dialect)."

The temperature has turned cold recently, and my colleagues are shivering downstairs. "The recent wind is so sweet ..."

As a Hunan native, I hosted an exciting program at the University New Year's Eve party: "Instructor, Shi Laosi ..."

5. My Mandarin has always been Bao Zheng (standard)!

6. I once asked my roommate where there was a small potted plant and wanted to raise a few pots. He told me that he saw Chen Lan selling them. I asked him who was Chen Lan, and he said Chen Lan, Chen Lan bus station. I just realized that he said south of the city. .....

7. Go to buy chicken chops and say to the boss, "Boss, my chicken chops should not be too spicy!" Ten minutes later, the boss took the chicken chops and said to me, "Come, your abnormal spicy chicken chops ~"

8. Listen to a classmate who is studying in Xiamen University. There are many restaurants run by local people next to the school. "Add a meal!" However, the waiter looked at him blankly. My classmate calmly thought for a moment … "Make it more complicated!" " "The waiter brought a bowl of rice ...

9. We Wuhan people like to take eggs in winter. "

10, a boy asked for directions in nonstandard Cantonese in Guangzhou, and his sister enthusiastically helped him show the way and took him there. He expressed his gratitude: "Thank you, you are really a slut", and sister: "..."

1 1. In an old professor's big class, the old professor called the roll: Your mother, everyone was stunned. Have you called your mother several times? You missed class if you didn't come! Then a Li Liang in the class stood up silently. .....