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He participated in two Journey to the West, and it was only 3: 03 when he directed it himself. What is the reason?

First, let me ask you a question. Do you think Pig Bajie is funny? Anyway, I feel that the role of Pig Bajie is quite funny. There is an actor I believe everyone is familiar with. He was born a sketch artist and a born comedian. Perhaps because of this, he participated in two series of films, Journey to the West-Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon and Journey to the Daughter Country, and played Pig in the films. This man is what people often say-Xiao Shenyang-formerly known as Shen He. Unfortunately, the douban scores of the two films did not exceed 6 (which can be considered as failing). What is even more heartbreaking is that the film "Fierce Insects Crossing the River" directed and performed by him in 20 18 was released nationwide in June 20 18. Nearly a week later, his score in Douban film criticism was only 3.3 points. Today, I'm going to take you into these three movies to see if the movies in Little Shenyang are really unpopular.

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1, Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon, The Journey to the West: Zheng Baorui once again used Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon in The Journey to the West to continue his previous work "Make a scene in Heaven". Is it worth making in China? Magic movie? The movie legend of Journey to the West, made up, makes people unable to look directly at the special effects, and makes the dog blood show the joke that IQ is off the assembly line, which is even more embarrassing. This is no longer a well-known collection of national quintessence. Although the box office is very attractive, the score is not satisfactory!

It's not that my eyes are too high, but maybe the script is too bad to talk about at last. I really can't stand this fantastic China myth. Carefully interspersed with a lot of jokes that are doomed to silence, self-defeating and embarrassing again. Special effects are hard, but it is hard to say that you are satisfied. There are not many scenes with a strong sense of 3D, and many scenes have a serious sense of shooting, with their own green screens? Gong Li's performance is strong, and other people's performances are equal to movies? In a word, this is a story about Tang Priest falling in love with Bai, Bai falling in love with the Monkey King and the Monkey King falling in love with Tang Priest. I wonder if they can break through ethics and live happily together without shame or rashness. Aaron Kwok only played hard on the monkey's spirit, and almost went blind. Gong Li also pretended for a long time. I didn't expect them to be reduced to such a sad state. You can give yourself a cool song at this time, hehe!

2. The Journey to the West: Do you feel confused? I don't even feel moved if you say it's funny or not, and it's about love. Many models imitate Hollywood animation, but they can't achieve the effect and their scores are low, which is also one of the reasons. The daughter country is like a small Miao village, and your majesty has no sense of majesty. The story is terrible, boring and the characters completely collapse. Tang Priest's yearning for Buddhist scriptures wavers. Wukong's exorcism can't beat the river god, but it depends on the Tathagata. The seed of the king of love is like a silly and sweet girl in the school play, and the upright little people in Buddhism are stupid and confused. The river looks inexplicably angry. Only Friar Sand and the lustful Bajie (Little Shenyang) trapped people!

River gods and Buddhists committed heinous crimes at the entrance and exit of the boundary and turned back to the shore; When Sanzang and the king crossed the bitter sea, their incurable love withered and turned to ashes. It is recorded in the history books of Xiliang that men are poisonous and bring disaster to the city. Buddhists have eulogies, but the normal mind is harmful, thus ruining their practice. I can't tie the cassock, I can't write bad scriptures, I can't give up the kingship, I can't keep the rules and regulations. I want to love one person in the world and all beings outside the sea of suffering.

3. "The Fierce Bug Crossing the River": I don't know if people who give low marks have seen this movie. First of all, I want to say that as a comedy, it is a success, at least in the scene I watched that was not full, there were many laughs. I admit it's a bit illogical and exaggerated, but it's a comedy, so I don't care. Although this film is not very good, it will not be better than 3.3 points. What is this 3.3 points? Is it prejudice against the northeast people, the northeast duet and the northeast comedian? I hope that people who are hostile and prejudiced against the Northeast can put their minds right and treat regional relations positively and kindly.

Maybe the filming location of the film is in Taiwan Province province, so you can play a gangster-like role. The creative courage of clown-like police brother and silly northeast tycoon is commendable, even though routines and harmony are common comedies. Under the pressure of Zhao Benshan, at the cost of growing up, Xiao Shenyang only plays art, and money may also be needed for him. Not perfect. I can see the experience and experience in the countryside and help him. Many people say that the story of this movie seems to be full of twists and turns, but in fact it is simple and rude, lacking in logic and can't stand scrutiny. It's just that the funny skills are still there, if you think it's not bad to watch a long funny sketch in the cinema.