Want five classic jokes, can't repeat them.

I

There is a polar bear.

Living in the Arctic

This is the only one.

I feel bored.

therefore

It began to pluck its own hair.

a stick

two

Sangen

…

Pull, pull

It didn't take long to pull it out.

After pulling out

It said a word:

"It's too cold ..."

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two

Then penguins pass by.

I saw a pile of polar bear hair on the ground.

I ran to ask what happened to the polar bear.

The polar bear told the penguin in detail.

But penguins don't believe it. ....

So penguins start pulling one by one. ...

It's over ~ ~ it says ....

"What polar bears say is true ... it's really cold! ! ! "

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Roman numeral 3

The news reached Africa.

A tiger in Africa doesn't believe it.

Just lying on the grassland on purpose

Exposed to the big sun

I want to start pulling up my hair.

Handfuls of ... soon all the hair on his body was pulled out.

It froze.

Say a word ...............

"Polar bears can lie ... I pulled out all my hair ... and it won't be cold ..."

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Intravenously injected

When polar bears, penguins and tigers are plucking their hair. ...

The lion, the king of beasts, learned the news. ...

It's just confused ... why are a bunch of animals pulling their own hair? !

Is this a new fashion?

So the lion joined in the plucking. ...

A pinch ... two pinches ... three pinches. ...

Wait until the lion has pulled out his mane ~ ~ ~ Well, nothing happened. ...

Just when the lion regretted his boring behavior. ...

Another lion rushed at a very fast speed. ...

After a @ # $%&* ...

The lion cried and said ..............................

"Blare ~ ~ ~ It turns out that plucking will be mistaken for a lioness by the same sex ... by @% # *"

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V

A turtle

Run to the North Pole, too

He also wants to pluck his hair.

therefore

Turtle said ..

"He is X.

I have no hair .. "

As a result, a horse sneezed at the equator and said, who said anything about me? It makes me so cold.

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five

Birds are flying in the sky

I saw a bunch of animals plucking their hair, so I plucked it.

One hair, two hairs, three hairs ......

When it was pulled out, it said, ...

"Ah ... I can't fly!"

Then he fell to his death.

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Roman numeral 7

Lions and tigers are angry that polar bears lie.

So I set off for the North Pole to find the polar bear theory.

When the lion and the tiger arrived after several months' journey,

Of course, hair will grow back.

So after meeting,

The polar bear said to the lion and the tiger

Really,

Ask the penguin if you don't believe me.

Otherwise, pull again and you'll know.

So the lion and tiger began to pluck their hair again with a grain of salt.

The tortoise who arrived later joined us.

finally

Everyone came to the same conclusion.

"It's really cold! ! ! "

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eight

The ultimate finale

At this time, the legendary Neptune monster came to the North Pole, in the North Pole.

Using Neptune's high technology, an "Arctic Three Hot Springs" was built.

Lu Ying gathered the "horse" of the "bear" people, watched it in the stove and pulled the hair clean and said:

"In fact, it may not be cold! ? So hot? "