English short stories translated by 20 words

10 cold joke, just a few words, 1) talk back to your rice cake. Suddenly, Act suggested throwing the bowl on the ground and kicking it. Refuse to clean up and explain, "No, I want to see them." Talk to your rice cake (a snack), and then suddenly! It means that you are offended. Drop that bowl of rice cake on the ground and kick it. Tell your roommate that you can't clean, "I just want to see them suffer!" " 2) Every time your roommate walks in, shout, "Hooray! You're back! "Dance as loudly as possible in the room for five minutes. After that, continue to look at your watch and say, "shouldn't you go somewhere?" "Your roommate cheers loudly every time he comes back:" Wow! You're back! "Then I danced around him for five minutes, and then I kept looking at my watch and asked him," Should you go out? "3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, put it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate throws it away and says, "Hey, where the hell is my sandwich! "Complain that you are hungry. Make a sandwich and throw it on the floor. Then ignore the sandwich until the roommate can't stand it and throw it away. Then you can shout hungry and ask, "where's my damn sandwich?" "4) Stick your shoes on the ceiling while your roommate is away. When your roommate walks in, he sits on the floor, holding his head and moaning. Stick your shoes on the ceiling while your roommate is away, and when he comes back, sit on the ground, touching his head and shouting pain. 5) Tell your roommate, "I have an important news for you." And then fainted in a reserved way. When you recover, say you don't remember what the message is. Later, he said, "Oh, yes, I remember! "Pretend to faint. Stay in this state for several weeks. Say to your roommate, "I have important news for you!" " "Then pretend to faint. Then when you wake up, tell him what news you forgot. Wait a minute, and then say, "Oh! I remember! " Then continue to pretend to faint. Play like this for a few weeks. 6) Collect the dream of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Put a pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at pencils. Buy many pens. Put them on one side of the room. Then put one of them on the other side of the room and laugh at it. 7) Buy some knees. Sharpen them every night. When you do this, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon." Buy some knives and grind them every night. Look at your roommate and whisper, "Soon, soon …" 8) Draw a small black line on your nose. It's getting bigger every day. Look at it and say, "Hair, it's growing. Grow up! " Draw a thin line on your nose, getting thicker every day, and then yell at your roommate: "Look! It is growing! Grow up! " 9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern. Move everything in the room to the wall, stare at the floor carefully and ask your roommate: How much do you think an elephant weighs? 10) Collect potatoes. Draw faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potatoes from the others. Wait a few days before baking my roommate's potatoes. Explain to your roommate, "He just doesn't belong here." Collect a bunch of potatoes, draw their faces and give them names. Then separate the potato named after the roommate from other potatoes. In a few days, it will be cooked and eaten. Explain to my roommate: "I just can't get along with anyone ..." Article source QNR/ Waiyu/Wen Yi/Other /2009 10/2 18282 Please indicate the source.