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Because of the deep routine in the city, I will go back to the countryside.

I want to go back to the countryside.

There are many versions:

1, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Rural roads are slippery and the routines are complicated.

2, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Rural roads are slippery and people's hearts are complicated.

3, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Rural roads are far away, and routines are more dangerous.

4, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Rural rectification, routines as deep as the sea.

Complete the main points of the sentence:

1, guess the supplementary sentence according to punctuation. Punctuation is an organic part of text and sentence, which often implies some connection between semantics.

2. Check whether the content is logical, whether the meaning is coherent, whether the words are reasonable, whether the rhetoric is appropriate, and whether the expression is concise. Find problems and correct them in time.

3. Look at the original text and supplementary content together to see if it is really coherent, appropriate and rigorous.

Humorous sentences with urban routines

1, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Rural roads are slippery and the routines are complicated.

2, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Rural roads are slippery and people's hearts are complicated.

3, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Rural roads are far away, and routines are more dangerous.

4, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Rural rectification, routines as deep as the sea. Rural roads are slippery and the routines are complicated.

Extended data

I went back to the countryside with a deep urban routine, basically saying that people in the city are more fun, or that going back to the countryside is more pure, but there is another saying about going back to the countryside with a deep urban routine. The next sentence is basically created by netizens who entertain themselves. For example, rural roads are slippery and people's hearts are more complicated; Rural roads are far away and people are deep, which is really interesting.

I want to go back to the countryside.

There are many versions:

1, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Rural roads are slippery and the routines are complicated.

2, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Rural roads are slippery and people's hearts are complicated.

3, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Rural roads are far away, and routines are more dangerous.

4, the city routine is deep, I want to go back to the countryside. Rural rectification, routines as deep as the sea.

People in the city are too scheming, so I want to go back to the plain countryside.

However, after being spread by the majority of netizens, the words "there are many routines in rural areas and people's hearts are more complicated" came out.

Extended data

The city routine is deep, and I want to go back to the countryside. Liu's song "I want to go back to the countryside".

Singing: Liu

Lyrics: Liu Qi

Composer: Liu Qi

Arranged by Chen Guanfeng

Recording and mixing: 9 1 music

Harmony: Hangzhou 9 1 Music

The lyrics are as follows:

Yin Rujian, years like smoke, has been in the city for many years in a blink of an eye;

I have a dream in my heart. I shed tears and sweat. I thought I was drunk after drinking a glass of beer.

How much sincerity is torn to pieces and seen through by too much money and interests.

In the glorious years, friends are around, and in the lonely days, no one is in the snow;

I want to go back to the countryside, because the roads in the city are too difficult for me.

I really just want to be a good person. I want to dig out my heart and shoot an arrow through my heart.

The routine of the city is deep and I want to go back to the countryside. This city is so crowded that I am exhausted.

Just for the dream in my heart, there is a road in front of the mountain, fighting for life without regrets;

How much sincerity has been torn to pieces, and I have seen through too many money interests;

In days of our lives, friends are around, and no one is in the snow in lonely days;

I want to go back to the countryside, because the roads in the city are too difficult for me.

I really just want to be a good person. I want to dig out my heart and shoot an arrow through my heart.

The routine of the city is deep and I want to go back to the countryside. This city is so crowded that I am exhausted.

Just for the dream in my heart, there is a way in front of the mountain, and I will fight for life without regrets!

country music

1, one does not touch the scorpion's tail, the other does not touch the hornet's nest, the third does not touch the tiger's ass, and the fourth does not touch the red-hot pot.

It is said that the scorpion's tail is a good weapon for attack. Scorpion concentrates its venom on its tail sting, so the tail sting is very toxic. Whether it is a small animal or a person, as long as it is stung by its tail hook, it is really not far from death and cannot be touched! The hornet's nest is something that many people can't avoid, such as "tiger's ass", which is also known as "untouchable"! As for the red hot pot, it's better to stay away from it!

2. First, it sounds like big sister is laughing; Second, it sounds like a thrush; Third, it sounds like a violin; Fourth, it sounds like a minor.

Sister's laughter is always so delicate and crisp, touching; The song of thrush is the first choice to describe bel canto in poems of past dynasties; Playing the Hu Qin and singing a minor, this is simply too pleasant.

3. Bricks on the hard wall, latches on two hard doors, three hard sentries and four hard telephone poles.

The former gate turn is dwarfed by the present bricks. The previous city gate brick was really difficult to move without handles, so this city gate brick was hard and heavy. Now iron gates have been installed in the countryside. In the past, wooden doors were used to make door bolts, and many ingenious structures on the door bolts were amazed by modern people. Nowadays, many post-80s children have the impression of a doorbolt. The sentinel on guard "sits like a bell and stands like a pine", and his majesty comes out from this. As for the telephone pole, Bian Xiao tried it when he was drunk. It's really hard to hit the point.

4. A big red Guan Gong face, two big red marriage certificates, three big red drunken eyes and four big red monkeys;

Guan Yu's "phoenix eyes, if the face is heavy jujube", in a fashionable word, is simply red. The marriage certificate is of course festive and must be red. If you drink too much wine, the blood vessels in your eyes will be congested easily, and there will be more bloodshot than usual. Seen from a distance, it is a little red. As for the monkey's ass, a crosstalk performer described it as red as a red light crossing the road, which shows that it is not ordinary red.

Extended data:

The simplicity of rural people does not mean that rural people are all louts, and rural people are particularly good at summing up. In fact, rural people also have their own summaries of rural life, which we call proverbs, proverbs or written allegorical sayings, all of which are part of rural cultural heritage. Many of these proverbs have been circulating for hundreds or even thousands of years. Many proverbs are like jingles in children's mouths, which can make people smile and have a certain warning or aftertaste.

Who made it up?

The Analects of Confucius mainly records the words and deeds of Confucius and his disciples. Editors, mainly Zhong Gong and Zi You He, first discussed the memory of teachers and their worries about the decline of teachers' morality. Zhong Gong, Zi Gong and several disciples who stayed in Lu relayed it and initiated the reading of chapters and sentences.

The Analects of Confucius is one of the classic works of Confucian school, which was compiled by Confucius' disciples and their descendants. It mainly records the words and deeds of Confucius and his disciples, and embodies Confucius' political opinions, logical thoughts, moral concepts and educational principles.

Han Shu Wenyizhi: In The Analects of Confucius, when Confucius responded to his disciples, people talked with them and heard Confucius' words. All the disciples at that time had their own notes. Because the master is a pawn, he compiled it according to the compilation situation, so he called it The Analects.

When he was ill, he called his disciple and said, "Zu! Yu Kaishou! " The poem says: I am afraid, like an abyss, walking on thin ice. From time to time, I know that I am free from my husband! Boy! "

On one occasion, Meng asked if he was sick. Ceng Zi said: the bird will die, and its song will also mourn; The dying man speaks the truth. Gentleman is more valuable than Tao: move by appearance, far away by violence; Positive color, close to letters; If you say it, you will be more contemptible. Speaking of water beans, there is a secretary.

A Confucius said: he is also a filial brother, but few people like to make mistakes; It's not easy to make mistakes, but it's not easy to make mistakes. Gentleman's business is based on inheritance and Taoism. Filial piety is also the foundation of benevolence!

The content of this episode

The Analects of Confucius is the most famous ancient book in China. But we don't know who recorded this most famous ancient book, when, who compiled it and when. Among the Confucian classics, Yi, Shi, Shu and Chunqiu all appeared in the pre-Qin classics, while some words in The Analects were quoted in the pre-Qin ancient books, but the title of The Analects never appeared in the pre-Qin ancient books, but appeared in the Confucian classic The Book of Rites written in the Han Dynasty. For the first time, it provides us with information about what The Analects of Confucius is and who compiled it. It's Yi Wen Zhi in Hanshu of the Eastern Han Dynasty.

Tracing the origin of The Analects of Confucius

As we all know, Qin Shihuang didn't like Confucian scholars quoting classics and spreading anti-government remarks among the people, so he accepted the suggestion of Prime Minister Reese, banned private books from running schools and ordered the burning of books from other countries. This is the so-called book burning. Qin Shihuang burned mainly folk books, and folk books did not burn books about medicine, agriculture and divination. Therefore, it is no problem for Qin Shihuang to pursue the policy of ignorance, but it is exaggerated to say that Qin Shihuang burned all the ancient books in the pre-Qin period, because he still keeps them in the court. Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, really played a devastating role in the ancient books of pre-Qin Dynasty. After he invaded Xianyang, he burned Qin's palace and many books in it. Liu bang's cultural level is not high. After he became king, he paid no attention to it, and there were fewer and fewer books. Han Dang married the emperor, and he was very worried. He sent people all over the country to collect books, and ordered officials with expertise in Korean studies to be responsible for sorting and correcting them. This is the first large-scale book arrangement in the history of China. The person in charge was a big official named Liu Xiang. He and Liu Xin, the son of a famous scholar, registered all the books compiled at that time, marked the authors and wrote some introductions. Later, in the Eastern Han Dynasty, after Sima Qian, another great historian, Ban Gu, wrote the second of the twenty-four histories, namely "Hanshu"-the first is, of course, "Historical Records". When writing Hanshu, he compiled the Records of Literature and Art in Hanshu according to the calculation results of Liu Xiang and Liu Xin, which became the most complete Hanshu in existence. And "Hanshu Yiwenzhi" introduced the Analects of Confucius and said:

"The Analects of Confucius, when Confucius responded to his disciples, people and disciples talked to each other and heard the language of Confucius. All the disciples at that time had their own notes. Because the master was a pawn and the disciples compiled it, it was called The Analects. "

This is the earliest introduction to the Analects of Confucius in history, and it is also the most classic and authoritative introduction. The Analects of Confucius recorded all the words that Confucius answered the questions of his disciples and the people at that time, as well as the words that disciples told each other about Confucius' thoughts. At that time, the disciples made their own records, and after Confucius died, they compiled them, so they called them The Analects.

Absolutely!

It means that no one is too six or too powerful. Maybe it's irony. It's amazing.

I'm going back to the countryside.

1, in the new week, you have to eat more to be strong enough to work.

It is said that women in Wang Fu have several characteristics: they can eat, drink, sleep and spend money, and they are unreasonable and do not work.

I got paid today, and I got a little more money. I went to work first and was knocked down by capital again.

4. Touch another fish! Get to work, today is a good day ~ eat two more big white rice at noon.

5, all daughters-in-law, why city people don't have to work, because city people have mines!

6. It's another day when I don't want to work. It's cold! When can the company make way for air conditioning?

7, brushing the phone is really killing time! I want to quit my cell phone and concentrate on my work for a while!

8. Looking forward to the year-end bonus at the end of the year, gamblers are flocking! ! ! Get up and work to get some money for the New Year.

9. I wanted to fish for the New Year, but I didn't expect it. I was taken back to work.

10, hungry in the morning, sleepy in the afternoon, starting work after four o'clock, ineffective work, effective overtime.

1 1, as long as the night shift is less than dawn, it is no problem to take a nap for a few hours.

12, love needs courage, friendship needs loyalty, family needs kindness, and work needs strength.

13, male or female, not tired from work. Because in front of the opposite sex, men always like to show their manly side. Only in this way can you be like a man, so male chauvinism is sometimes necessary.

14, sing a song when you are lonely; Don't forget me when you are happy; Don't be tired at work; Dreaming more when sleeping; Think of me when you are lovelorn; Think of me when you are sad!

15, the head can be broken and the blood can flow. You can't lose overtime on weekends. Five plus two, white plus black, quite a lot of working hours. I never care about working more and earning less. Who is he? An indomitable 250-person unit.

16, some good people work every day, thinking that their bosses will give them a raise and promotion when they see it. These people are often unlikely to get benefits or even make promises.

17, the reality is cruel, people who work get low wages, people who don't work get high wages, and the result is that people are exhausted!

18, I am from the countryside. I don't have air conditioning at home. We can't watch Tiny Times. I have to work in the fields every day. I go out without sunscreen. I don't understand that you are afraid of cockroaches, but I'm fine.

19, went to work in the field in the morning, didn't bring my key, and locked it outside the door.

20. It seems that women in high heels can't work in the fields.

2 1, sunny, working in the fields, please return to a tree by the way.

22, the spring blossoms look forward to innocence, getting warmer every day, you can work in the fields.

I have been working in the fields since I didn't go to school. If I don't start school, I'll pick tea seedlings.

Facing the loess and facing the sky, it is the most glorious to work in the field today.

The villagers have been working in the fields, and I will continue to be isolated. When will the traffic resume?

Before going to work in the fields: I don't want to be a graduate student, I just want to be an ordinary farmer. After working in the fields: I don't want to be a man, I want to be a pig.

27. I haven't worked in the fields for a long time. After working for a while, blisters appeared on my hands.

Although it has become very different from before, it is still my favorite land. I'm going to work in the fields tomorrow. I hope to stick to it.

29. You must wear a mask when you work in the fields, when you go out to collect express delivery, and when you go shopping.

Ge You, 30, was paralyzed for many days, and finally he was able to work in the fields.

3 1. Back pain in the afternoon, both sides are wrong. I really want to work in the fields quickly.

32. If you feel that life is unsatisfactory, come back to work for a few days, face the loess with your back to the sky, and work in the fields every day, you will feel very happy now.

33. Spring is coming, and working in the fields makes my back ache and my legs ache.

I did nothing yesterday. I have been in bed for seven hours today. Let me sleep for a while and work in the fields.

I haven't worked in the fields for several years. I turned over the vegetable garden today, and my waist still hurts a little. I'm only thirty years old.

36. There is no banquet that never ends, but there is always endless work.

37. An adult is someone who gets up on time for work the next morning, no matter how late he sleeps or plays.

38. The truly strong can not only work, but also do a good job.

39, work fast, say that you are a performance; If you work slowly, you are too lazy; If you are not working fast or slowly, you must say that you are not active.

40. Men and women never get tired of working together. There are more wood than fire, and there are more people.