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Classic Quotations of Hip-hop Baggage Shop

1, once we took photos, now we send business cards; We used to build houses; My present house; Once we played pinball, now we play pinball. -Hip-hop Baggage Shop

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

3. Lie down where you fell.

4. White Snake: If you change your life for one day, your life will be reduced by one day. What are you doing? Xu Xian: Can you give me a 20% discount? Fahai: Don't even think about it.

5. Fahai's name is not pleasant to hear. If you break the law, you will be thrown into the sea. That's terrible! Let me change it for you. Let's call it China Football.

6. Buddha said that color is empty, and empty is color! Tonight, I want to be free. Gao Xiaopan

I can't do two things in my life! Not this one, not that one! -You Xianchao

I have studied for more than ten years, but kindergarten is better. Gao Xiaopan

9. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it. Gao Xiaopan

10, there are seven seconds left in the end of the world. What are you doing? Collect vegetables. Gao Xiaopan

1 1. Are you free tomorrow? I want to ask you out the day after tomorrow. Gao Xiaopan

12, the hair is gone and dandruff is more prominent! Gao Xiaopan

13, Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience? Gao Xiaopan

14, I reasoned with him, but I didn't expect him to play asshole with me. I played asshole with him, and he told me the law. I told him about the law and he told me about the national conditions. I told him about the national conditions, and he told me about integration. Let me talk to him about integration. He talked to me about politics. I talked to him about politics and he talked to me about culture. Let me tell him about culture. He told me about Confucius. I told him about Confucius, and he told me about Laozi. Let me tell him about Lao Tzu. He pretended to be my grandson. Gao Xiaopan

15, did your mother throw you away and raise the placenta! Xu Lian

16, if you plant me, I will spit peas for you! Gao Xiaopan

17, Chao, I tell you, I am a dragon, I am a real dragon, and I am fucking deaf! Gao Xiaopan

18, you are 290,250+38+2! -You Xianchao

19 Do you know what I like about you? I like you. Stay away from me! Gao Xiaopan

20. Brother smokes cigarette butts, not cigarettes! —— Qiu Mingchun

2 1, the temptation of stockings, women wearing stockings can handle men, men wearing stockings can handle banks. Gao Xiaopan

22. There is only one solution for you, throw it into the air, catch it, and click! Go to hell! Zhang Kang

23. I am not picky about food, except vegetarian food. -You Xianchao

24. Don't forget the purpose of starting for a long time. Gao Xiaopan

25. I would rather cry in the theater than laugh in the crew! Gao Xiaopan

Classic sentences and quotations from hip-hop Baggage Shop

1, once we took photos, now we send business cards; We used to build houses; My present house; Once we played pinball, now we play pinball. -Hip-hop Baggage Shop

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

3. Lie down where you fell.

4. White Snake: If you change your life for one day, your life will be reduced by one day. What are you doing? Xu Xian: Can you give me a 20% discount? Fahai: Don't even think about it.

5. Fahai's name is not pleasant to hear. If you break the law, you will be thrown into the sea. That's terrible! Let me change it for you. Let's call it China Football.

6. Buddha said that color is empty, and empty is color! Tonight, I want to be free. Gao Xiaopan

I can't do two things in my life! Not this one, not that one! -You Xianchao

I have studied for more than ten years, but kindergarten is better. Gao Xiaopan

9. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it. Gao Xiaopan

10, there are seven seconds left in the end of the world. What are you doing? Collect vegetables. Gao Xiaopan

1 1. Are you free tomorrow? I want to ask you out the day after tomorrow. Gao Xiaopan

12, the hair is gone and dandruff is more prominent! Gao Xiaopan

13, Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience? Gao Xiaopan

14, I reasoned with him, but I didn't expect him to play asshole with me. I played asshole with him, and he told me the law. I told him about the law and he told me about the national conditions. I told him about the national conditions, and he told me about integration. Let me talk to him about integration. He talked to me about politics. I talked to him about politics and he talked to me about culture. Let me tell him about culture. He told me about Confucius. I told him about Confucius, and he told me about Laozi. Let me tell him about Lao Tzu. He pretended to be my grandson. Gao Xiaopan

15, did your mother throw you away and raise the placenta! Xu Lian

16, if you plant me, I will spit peas for you! Gao Xiaopan

17, Chao, I tell you, I am a dragon, I am a real dragon, and I am fucking deaf! Gao Xiaopan

18, you are 290,250+38+2! -You Xianchao

19 Do you know what I like about you? I like you. Stay away from me! Gao Xiaopan

20. Brother smokes cigarette butts, not cigarettes! —— Qiu Mingchun

2 1, the temptation of stockings, women wearing stockings can handle men, men wearing stockings can handle banks. Gao Xiaopan

22. There is only one solution for you, throw it into the air, catch it, and click! Go to hell! Zhang Kang

23. I am not picky about food, except vegetarian food. -You Xianchao

24. Don't forget the purpose of starting for a long time. Gao Xiaopan

25. I would rather cry in the theater than laugh in the crew! Gao Xiaopan

Hip-hop tribe super funny personality signature

1, not everyone can live a low-key life, and the basis of low-key is to be high-key at any time.

2. Women like ugly men, and don't like ugly men.

Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be born again.

4. If the boss uses you, you are a talent. If you don't, you will be laid off!

If you fall, get up and cry again.

6. The killer of marriage is sometimes not an affair, but time.

7. Never mention it, not because I forget it, but because I remember it.

8. Let the future come and the past pass.

9. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

10. A white lie is a good excuse for your deception.

1 1, parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

12, don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

13, I came quietly and left quietly, waving a dagger and leaving no one alive.

14, men in bars are all looking for excitement, and women are mostly stimulated.

15, don't blame the dog for looking like a steamed stuffed bun.

16, when you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

17, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

18, put up two fingers and say to the students: Students, the key to learning math well is three words! ! Do more exercise.

19, unreasonable, there must be a plan!

20. Happiness is a comparative level. You have to have something at the bottom to feel it.

2 1, one sentence is better than two, I'll give it to you.

The biggest difference between doing and not doing is that the latter has the right to comment on the former.

23. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an independence day.

24. Close my eyes and I see my future.

25. When the road is rough, shout and move on.

26. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

27. Life is sometimes like a computer. If it collapses, it collapses. It's not negotiable.

28, the sea is wide with diving, and the drums are broken.

29. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

30. If cigarettes are not obedient, we will smoke.

3 1, it is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!

32. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

33. I thought it was useless for others not to see. People like me, like fireflies in the dark, are bright enough and outstanding enough.

34. Diamonds last forever, and one goes bankrupt!

35, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!

36. I was pulled out before I could flirt.

37. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

38. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is that you must have a brain.

39. Lie down where you fell.

40. I am not a prince Why do girls always think they should be princesses when they see me?

4 1, the most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

42. If you are angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

43, busy is a kind of happiness, so that we have no time to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which leaves us no time to be empty.

44, life is like breathing, breathing is to take a breath, breathing is to fight for a breath.

45. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

46. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

47. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

48. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

49. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new land, but about cultivating new perspectives.

I didn't mean to be different, so I have to have outstanding taste.

5 1, how far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

Sighing is the most wasteful thing, and crying is the most wasteful thing.

53. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

54, salted fish turn over, or salted fish.

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

57. What is the biggest difference between Jesus and Sakyamuni? They have big curly hair and small curly hair.

58. Why are my eyes always full of tears? Because I pretend to be deep.

59. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

60, super funny personality signature When there is a bright moon, look up at yourself.

6 1, long-term separation, long-term separation; Drinking will drive you crazy. You will drink every glass of wine.

62. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

63. In front of China, Thailand, wearing yellow jerseys, had the demeanor of Brazil in a trance.

64. When the Eight Immortals cross the sea, find every mother and the Eight Immortals cross the sea. Please keep your seat belt fastened.

65. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are both made of cement.

66, you are crazy, I am a fool, fool, my god.

67. Teacher, it's not that I don't do my homework. It's that I have an intensive phobia and dare not do my homework.

68. In fact, anyone who looks at it carefully is ugly. It's good to have seen it.

69. I used to be the goddess who swept the school. menopathy

70. Take out the same fighting power as men and fight against this bumpy world.

7 1, there is a kind of anxiety that the computer is stuck and QQ is still ringing.

You must admit that there are always some friends around you whose laughter is funnier than jokes.

73. Since there were bears, many bears have appeared.

74. Women should not think that they can stop reading because they are good, and men should not think that they can grow ugly because they read well.

75. The toilet is very safe, because when boys chased you in primary school, you always ran into the toilet at the first time.

76. Electricity is not everything. Without electricity, it is absolutely impossible.

77. Everything that ends well is good, and efforts without money make money.

An important event like National Day should be given a month's holiday.

79. The highest level of fatness is to wear school pants as jeans.

80. Even if it doesn't happen again, you should finish the most difficult papers, especially the multiple-choice questions.

8 1, each class has a teacher with early menopause.

The foot of my bed is shining brightly, and there are two pairs of shoes on the ground. Men and women in bed, including you.

The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

84. If you have a lot of homework during the holiday, just pretend to be sick.

85. The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.

86. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

87. My inspirational goal of entering high school is to be a schoolmaster. As a result, I studied in high school for a month, so I wanted to quit!

88. In the next life, I was born on National Day and died in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I was born, the whole country celebrated and when I died, the whole country mourned.

89. Tomorrow is my birthday. Can you believe it? I believe it anyway, haha

90. Good teeth, good appetite and delicious food.

9 1, pinch your fingers, you two are breaking up.

92. Lonely women shake WeChat, while empty men search nearby.

93. At noon on the day of weeding, Li Bai was dancing and was blown to 250!

94. Can I strangle you with waist-length hair?

95. Touching your mobile phone while doing your homework is like chewing dazzling gum.

96, menstruation is breathing pain, it lives in every corner of the body!

97. In the spring morning, I wake up easily and get up early and run in the morning. It would be great if I could meet a handsome guy.

98. When your hair reaches your waist, be careful to shit in the toilet.

99. Sister, you are my brother. I will take off my pants.

100, do you have a thorn in your head? Sister will help you pull it out.

Xiaoqing Chang Huizi's Lyrics of Time There is hip-hop in China.

Time

Singing: Xiaoqing Long Keiko

When I work day and night and take off from the long water.

Time has repeatedly urged me to forget my fatigue.

Only one person can feel that kind of sadness.

Want to go back to the past, but time can't go back.

Is the delicious roadside stall at the school gate still there?

Snacks are stuffed in my bag, which is my grandma's love.

On my birthday that year, my deskmate saved money and bought me a cassette.

The packaging is rough, and the poster says Jay

The exercises I did between classes in those years.

There is a pencil sharpener from a teacher on the desk.

She taught me how to start.

I close my eyes and pray.

I know I can only write a good song if I study hard.

In this way, day after day, year after year.

That beautiful spring has become my memorial.

I grew up and watched the world sink.

Even if I am the god of war, my heart will hurt.

Don't make up your own reasons.

The world is no longer gentle as a knife.

I sweated all the way, but I didn't look back.

Those hands kept me from falling.

Entering the spring, summer, autumn and winter, my mother is old.

I'm not young anymore.

I found that I have grown up.

I found that I don't lie.

I especially miss going back to childhood.

But I can only grasp the present

Have a past that cannot be turned back.

Sunset in the street and repeater when I was a child.

I have passed the finish line, but I am more hopeful than before.

The bully video game stayed with me for a while.

Classics are like old school streams, you never have to question them.

I can't change the past, so I'm going out for the present.

I won't die for hip-hop

But for the birth of hip-hop music

So I ran like hell to see through everything.

I want the people I love to live a better life, so I struggle.

Take off the once fashionable big fat pants.

I still rap, and I'm still hungry.

Remember everyone's wealth, you must remember him.

Don't ask me where I'm from, slum artist.

There is no reason to lie to yourself.

The world is no longer gentle as a knife.

I sweated all the way, but I didn't look back.

Those hands kept me from falling.

Entering the spring, summer, autumn and winter, my mother is old.

I am no longer young and cautious.