Jokes about football

Zidane: "Guess what I will do when I get paid?"

Figo: "For your wife?"

Zidane: "No, it's in the bank."

Figo: "That's a man."

Zidane: "Then give my wife the passbook."

Football fields and cemeteries

After a Brazilian farmer bought a piece of land near a city, he immediately drove a tractor to farm and dug a front tooth from the ground with a plow bowl.

"Bad luck." He murmured a word and went on plowing. 100 meters later, he dug out another tooth.

"It's really puzzling," the farmer said to himself. He walked ahead to plow the field. After about 30 steps, the plow dug another tooth out of the soil.

"There must be something wrong with this." He cried and turned the tractor around and drove home.

That night, he wrote a letter to the original owner of this land: "Is the land I bought before a grave?

Land? I beg you to give me my money back. I don't like haunted places "

Two days later, a telegram came: "Don't be angry, this used to be a football field."

Kriner and T-shirts.

Kriner, a bald referee, misjudged a penalty from the Netherlands in Euro 2000, which led to the defeat of the Czech team, and Kriner was hated by all Czechs.

But eight weeks later, Kriner still chose to go to the Czech Republic for a holiday. He is afraid that Czech fans will retaliate against him and dare not show up in public, so he is cautious everywhere. But to his surprise, he observed that many Czechs were wearing T-shirts with their heads and Czech characters printed on them, and he was secretly happy. He thinks the Czechs have forgiven themselves. He didn't know Czech, so he asked what these characters meant. Someone replied, "Down with Kriner!"

Honest choice

The football coach said: Boys, today you are going to play against a world-famous team. I hope you behave yourself, play honestly and try to win!

You'd better make it clear that some players react, either play honestly or win!