Catch a man to cook dinner

"Youyang Zazu" says: "There is nothing unbearable to eat, only when it is heated."

In one sentence, the essence of diet is revealed. When cooking a man, the most important thing is the heat. If you want to catch a man for dinner, you must first choose the ingredients carefully. First of all, they must be alive. Those who are sick or have hidden diseases cannot be used. Among them, those that are lively and strong, with a lively color in the body are the best; secondly, they must be wild, and those that have been tamed by others will inevitably miss the owner. The biggest fear is that I won’t be able to eat it by then, and I’ll be bitten back, and the gain outweighs the loss. Wild men have different opinions, and everyone has a title for superior standards. Everything comes down to the word "loyalty". Of course, the premise must be sincerity, love and sincerity. Only wild men can have "loyalty" that can be "undivided".

Everyone has his or her own character on the tip of his tongue. Sweet in the south, salty in the north, sour in the west and spicy in the east. Each has a different flavor, and you will have different choices based on your heart. The ingredients are different, and the exquisite selection lies in the words "live" and "wild".

A woman may not know how to cook, but she must not understand the art of cooking. If a man wants to cook food that is good enough to eat, accurate selection of ingredients is only the first step. The purpose of cooking is not just to heat and cook food. Proper handling will add flavor to the ingredients, just as chefs must sometimes massage meat, all with the goal of getting a better-than-good taste. Eating a man is a simple matter, but having an aftertaste after eating is not that simple.

The purpose of cooking is to heat and season the ingredients so that they can be enjoyed by the tongue in terms of color, aroma, taste, shape, texture, and nutrition. In the end, no matter how it is processed, it must be a combination of meat and vegetables to achieve a nutritional balance.

If a man is a dish, he must be fried in lard. Too vulgar and violent, too plain and incomprehensible. Men can't be too pornographic, but they must be a little pornographic, able to tell some dirty jokes and do some "dirty" acts. I won't be at a loss one day when the food is served, I take off my clothes naked, but I don't know where to start. Besides, a good dish must be able to "seduce" diners and arouse their desires, so that they can taste the essence. When diners take the initiative to get food, it is just to fill their stomachs, and the taste is not much better. Men who have no desires or demands are the most terrifying. But any man who cannibalizes the fireworks of the world can be captured. No matter how difficult to tame him, he will not be able to escape the possibility of being enjoyed in the end. Although those who have no desires and desires have yet to be developed, upon closer inspection, the taste is ultimately not as good as those who eat the fireworks of the world.

The selection of materials depends on the [color] and [shape]; the combination of meat and vegetables is to adjust the [flavor]; the emphasis on the heat is to adjust the [quality], too much, too old, not enough, and not cooked. . In order to maintain the best taste of food and at the same time take into account the flavor on the tip of the tongue, the control of heat is very important. Of the same kind of men, some like steaming, some like braised, and some like boiled. If it's too salty, add more salt; if it's too sweet, add more sugar; if it's too spicy, add more pepper. No matter how you stir-fry or barbecue, no matter how rich or light the oil is, in the end, if you want it to be delicious, you can't escape the word "heat". If the heat is too low, it is too indulgent, and the cooked duck may fly away; if the heat is too high, it is too restrictive, and it will either explode in silence or die in silence. When dealing with a material like a man, you need to be kind and powerful, strong and soft at the same time. What he wants must be given appropriately. If you give too much, you will easily become customer-centered and treat the diners not seriously, or even treat them as tools. And you can't deny it. If you don't give it, you will inevitably end up with "This [cave] doesn't keep me, I have my own place to keep him." The control of the heat is to make the man reminisce, and he will give up because he can't stop, and eventually it will become a gluttonous feast.

In the kitchen, in addition to cooking the food whole, chefs also have a method of "taking their own strengths and adjusting their flavors". Just like a duck, the duck feet are used to braise, the duck head is used to braise, the duck wings are used to braise, the duck breasts are used to fry, and the duck bones are used to boil. One duck has many flavors, each has its own taste.

The most appetizing way for men is to cook the upper body and lower body separately. Among them, the method of satisfying "appetite" first and then "sexual desire" is the most "cost-effective" and the most appetizing way to "enjoy" . It is said that men who can cook are the most attractive. This sentence is both true and false. The specific method is to pay attention to the selection of ingredients, strong body, good appearance, and can be viewed from a distance and played with. Such a man is attractive if he can cook.

Just being naked and wearing small underwear with your ketone body reflected is enough [everyone gets drunk before they are drunk]. It looks like an appetizer before a meal, and it's also quite enjoyable to cook instant noodles. If you are lucky and catch such a man, who happens to be a good cook, he will prepare a meal for you while you are lying on Ge You, and the delicious meal will satisfy your appetite. When you accidentally eat too much and want to do some exercise to digest your food. It only takes a little effort to take off his panty, and he can be captured or ridden. There is no need to bother to wash the original flavor that comes out of the kitchen. The strong body with the smell of oil smoke is more attractive. , can satisfy a person's sexual desire. Such a way of eating with great [fragrance] and [taste], why doesn't it make people appetite? It can simply reach the state of knowing the taste by eating the marrow. As long as you train him properly, after exercising, you can ask him to bathe and change your clothes, clean up the living room, kitchen, or hallway where you have fought fiercely, and then wash the dishes.

There is no such thing as a hard-earned relationship between food and diners. As long as you treat the food with piety and sincerity, you will face the "sea" and the spring will be warm and "flowers will bloom". Food is meant to be "enjoyed". There is no gender distinction in the world of food. Treat it with care. When spring comes, the flowers in the front garden will bloom, and the flowers in the back garden will also bloom.