A joke

A joke (selected 103 sentence) 1. You can sing in the toilet when you are in a bad mood. Luck is an opportunity that happens to bump into your efforts. 3. Comfort others, but you can't comfort yourself after all. 4. Funny waste during the day, depressed monster at night! 5. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin, but it is difficult to draw a tiger's bone. 6. I'm too lazy to introduce you to others, just say you are mine. 7. Youth is not only an encounter, but also a miss. 8. Play with your brother, and I will make you cry rhythmically. 9. Let's separate our homework. I find that we are not suitable. 10. The society has deteriorated and the earth needs to reinstall its system. This bird is very small, but it plays with the whole sky. 12. From then on, we are no longer just, and I am no longer your father. 13. Don't compare others with me, after all, I am not others! 14. Don't ask for the right door, just ask for the right place. 15. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card. 16. No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent. 17. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart. 18. Don't wait until tomorrow to make an excuse for not putting off the work, but find it today. 19. People are not afraid of death. What they fear most is that they don't know how to live! 20. surprise attack, attack its back! 2 1. In order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married! 22. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind? 23. The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart. 24. Special people never say they are special, such as me. 25. Sitting on the toilet in the morning, I knew: Is winter coming? 26. My strengths: Dare to admit mistakes; Disadvantages: knowing mistakes and not changing them. 27. I have been to the hospital several times and always feel that this should be called checking the hospital. 28. Some people are usually shameless, but they let others give face at the critical moment. 29. Poverty is not terrible. What's terrible is that you really think poverty is not terrible. 30. Others look good when they smile, but you are funny when you are different. 3 1. Some people say that "you can never wake a person who pretends to sleep". I laughed after listening to it. Try turning off the air conditioner! 32. Don't ask for the right door, just ask for the right place. 33. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card. No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent. 35. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart. Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses for not putting off the work, but do it today. 37. People are not afraid of death. What they fear most is that they don't know how to live! 38. surprise attack, attack its back! In order to avoid domestic violence, I decided not to get married! 40. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind? 4 1. The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart. 42. Special people never say they are special, such as me. 43. Sitting on the toilet in the morning, I knew: Is winter coming? 44. My strengths: Dare to admit mistakes; Disadvantages: knowing mistakes and not changing them. 45. I have been to the hospital several times and always feel that this should be called checking the hospital. 46. Some people are usually shameless, but they let others give face at the critical moment. 47. Poverty is not terrible. What's terrible is that you really think poverty is not terrible. 48. Others look good when they smile, but you are funny when you are different. 49. Some people say, "You can never wake a person who pretends to sleep". I laughed after listening to it. Try turning off the air conditioner! 50. There are thousands of clothes wardrobes, and only the newly bought ones look the best. 5 1. The worse the ability, the more they like to find fault with others, because finding fault is their only skill. 52. I hope that people will be more sincere and indifferent, and don't care about other people's lives blindly. 53. When you can live a happy life, you should learn to fall in love with others. 54. Women are fickle. I just sent a circle of friends yesterday saying that men are not good things. Today, I am said to be a good person. 55. An arrow flies through the clouds, and thousands of troops come to meet each other, only to find that it is better to miss it. 56. Good-looking people may be bad, and bad-looking people may just be stupid. 57. The most enthusiastic people are always netizens, and the most indifferent people are always passers-by. Whether netizens don't go out or passers-by don't go online. 58. There are thousands of clothes wardrobes, and only the newly bought ones look the best. 59. Some people don't win at the starting line, but are born directly at the finish line. 60. If you don't reach the Great Wall, you are not a hero. If you go to the Great Wall, you will sweat! 6 1. The rich have two sins: not lending me money; He has been urging me to pay back the money since he lent it to me. 62. I am not afraid of your jokes. I am addicted to money. 63. The more people grow up, the more they can understand that love is the second, and getting along well is the most important. 64. When a person mispronounces a word, it is a misunderstanding, but if many people mispronounce a word together, it becomes an accent. 65. Fate is like a palm print. Although twists and turns, but always in their own hands. I broke up with my girlfriend yesterday, but she stole my food today. 67. There should be two credit cards to rob Peter to pay Paul. 68. It's stupid, but it's reverse thinking. 69. What makes the people above happy and the people below happy? A: Concert. 70. Contradictions between men: Before marriage, find a good woman; Think about bad women after marriage. 7 1. Work and work: It's boring to do more, but it's interesting to do it without embarrassment. 72. Did anyone ask me to go to an expensive place today? I thought about it and asked him, "Does the hospital count?" 73. Rich people can be generous and stingy, while those without money can only be cautious and generous. 74. The difference between mental illness and neuropathy: the former mainly tortures oneself, while the latter mainly tortures others. 75. People always do this: quarrel with relatives and tell the truth to strangers. 76. People with poor abilities are more likely to find fault with others, because finding fault is their only skill. 77. I hope that people will be more sincere and indifferent, and don't just care about other people's lives. 78. You can live happily, but you should learn to fall in love with others. 79. Women are fickle. I just sent a circle of friends yesterday saying that men are not good things. Today, I am said to be a good person. 80. An arrow flies through the clouds, and thousands of troops come to meet each other, only to find that it is better to miss it. 8 1. Good-looking people may be bad, and bad-looking people may just be stupid. 82. The most enthusiastic people are always netizens, and the most indifferent people are always passers-by. Whether netizens don't go out or passers-by don't go online. 83. persistence is victory? Our persistence, their victory. 84. Time is money? Our time, their money. It's good to meet old friends, but it's comforting to talk about old things. 86. Talk about something. If you have nothing to talk about, then don't talk about it. 87. Personality signature: Be kind if you don't obey the rules. 88. Eat a little before you lose weight. You have the strength to lose weight. 89. Get out of here, will you? 90. Only the fakes are real, and everything else is fake! 9 1. Healthy and simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy. 92. Rogues are not terrible, but afraid of being educated. 93. All people are born equal except those who get married. 94. See through the big things: detachment. An impenetrable event: persistence. See through small things: open-minded. Can't see through small things: care. 95. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you. 96. Life is really interesting because life always plays with me. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them. 98. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Anyone who touches my brothers and sisters will strip his clothes! 99. I want to puppy love, but it's too late? 100. The failure of others is my happiness! 10 1. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok? 102. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil! 103. It's hard to have a rich man without money!