Funny and overbearing confession sentences

1, I want to have a home, a home that belongs to both of us.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together!

3. You know, actually, the first time I held hands with you, I decided to be your bride and lover forever in my life.

4. Dear! Build a siege! Surround me! I don't want to drift all the time!

I don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my wife!

6. If you dare to refuse me, I will ask you to come to me in ten months (which can be a season).

7. You will be my girlfriend from today!

8. I must give you happiness, and no one can stop it.

9. You will be my boyfriend in the future. Let me take care of you in the future.

10, come with me! It's my fault that I can't give you happiness, but whoever makes you unhappy, I'll cut him!

1 1. No one in this world is qualified to like you except me!

12. Angels can't fly without wings. I, without you, means that angels have no wings!

13, give up on you, next life!

14. If there is no problem, we will get the certificate tomorrow.

15, can you die if you like first? Stop fooling around and listen.

16, in this era, a dear is at best a hello. Don't move like you're going to heaven.

17, I want to kiss you at any time, and I really want to hear your heartbeat.

18, I like myself now and miss us in the past. Don't miss, don't miss, miss can't go back.

19, if loving you is a mistake, I am willing to make up for it.

20. The person I love, I want to give her happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.

2 1, don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.

If you can't protect yourself, let me protect you!

23. None of you can bully her, only I can!

24. How can you be so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay?

25. I can't make everyone like me. After all, not everyone is human.

26. What is gossip? Gossip is that the evaluation of an important person is repeated by a group of 38-year-old women.

27. Don't tell me what to do without a lover on Valentine's Day. There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's house. Is it necessary to kill several people?

28. My heart is with you, and you still care about what I am doing.

29, you have to be nice to me, I am a naive silly girl in front of you.

30. Like me, I am on the right path of Marxism. Do you know what to do?

3 1, who will take you away from me unless you step on me!

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

Girl, you have been lost in the Pacific Ocean. Do you want a worse person to feed the dog? Throw it away, pick it up if someone wants it, or it's cheap.

34. You see my grandfathers always tie your hair!

35. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

36. If you calculate me everywhere, I'm sorry, you will see a vicious bitch.

Whether I am right or wrong, she thinks I am the best and the best. I am willful, and she always gives in. When I lose my temper, she always accepts everything.

Don't talk if you agree.

Listen, if you look at me again, I will eat you! Do not move. I want a bite.

40, you stay there and I'll run over!

4 1, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

42. When I miss you, I must find you.

43. I just have a crush on you. Come with me!

As a man, it is most manly to protect the person you want to protect.

45. I just like you and love you. None of your business!

46. I'll accompany you for the interview and record for you. Stay with me.

47, a lifetime is so long, waiting for you for a few years is nothing.

48. If there is one this time, we will take it.

Dear, if you love someone, please remember to tell him, then slap him hard and tell him loudly, "We can't."

50, I am a girl, I want money but no money, I want culture without culture, I want to lose face and I want to be in shape without figure.

5 1, I heard that marriage is very cheap now, come on, let's get married, it's my treat!

52. Everything good in the world belongs to me, including you.

53. Be good at nodding to yourself, because life is not long, and be kind to people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

If I don't marry after many years, if you do, please be careful when you ask your daughter to go home!

55. Shall we try it together?

You stay there! Wait for me to fly there!

If you don't even have the courage to pursue what you like and who you are, you are doomed to be a failure.

58. I want to give you happiness by myself. I don't trust others.

59. If it was a movie, I should kiss you now.

You wait, one day you will be my son's mother!

6 1, I hope you will be buried in my ancestral grave after your death.

62. Under normal circumstances, I miss you. In both cases, I am in pain!

You can't cook. Stay away from me. I'll cook for you later!

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

65. I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better switch to be my husband!

66, I like you, I love you, it's none of your business.

67. Eat what you eat and drink what you wear, but never rob your man. I would like to go shopping and chat with you during my vacation.

68. There are always a few bitches in life. Just because I don't stop you from being a bitch doesn't mean you can push your luck.

69. Inherent domineering and strong possessiveness tell me that I must be the king. So when we fall together, I am the one who gives orders.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!

7 1, I like you, I love you, what's it to you?

72. Boss, let me be your little brother and protect you for life.

You have no idea how much I like you.

74. There are always some people around you who are very attentive when they use you, and love to ignore when they don't use you. People are not people, and dogs are not dogs.

When you are twice my age, I will stop loving you.

76. Green mountains and green waters are lovely, and beautiful women are loved by everyone. I must fall in love with you for the next generation of my motherland.

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.

Girl, you must live like a man, or you will be sorry for the dog who is watching jokes behind your back.

I'll pick you up when I open a cafe.

80. As long as your feet are still on the ground, don't take yourself too lightly; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

8 1, I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!

I must find you when I miss you.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

Come with me, your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you.

86. Don't you bully him! I am the only one in the world!

87. I want to give happiness to the people I love, and I don't trust others.

88. The rain has stopped. It's sunny. Woman, you sweep the house slowly. I'll sweep the world for you.

89, you wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!

90. If you cry again, I will go home and kneel on the washboard.

9 1, one day, your name will appear in my household registration book.

92. In the future, I will put a big water tank at home and plant lotus flowers.

Meeting you is like ringing the bells all over the world, and the flowers all over the world bloom together!

94. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.

95. I am ready to be the one who loves you the most, the one you love the most.

96. How are you? I'll take care of everything.

97. Listen, why do you ask so many questions? I am by your side, and you are still going the wrong way!

98. I heard that marriage is very cheap. The civil affairs bureau got it done for 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

99. As long as you want it, as long as I have it, what are you doing outside? Be honest with me.

100, I will not let those who support me fall, and those who let me fall will never let them stand up.

10 1. Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!

102, you won't fold clothes and stay there! I'll fold it later!

103, I drew a coffin with you and her lying inside. It's very kind of me to let you die together.

104, you are very busy. When are you free to marry me?

105. When you want to cry, find a place where no one is around to cry. Don't forget to put your original smile on your face after crying.

106. No one in this world is qualified to be with you, except me.

107, if you dare, you will live with me for a lifetime!

108 when my hair turns white and my teeth fall out, can I watch the sunset hand in hand with you!

109, spend valentine's day with me tomorrow, I like you.

1 10, you clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!

1 1 1. No one in this world is qualified to like you except me!

1 12, I really admire those who have always looked down on me and have persisted until now. The most interesting thing is that some people who are called friends have given up halfway, but they have persisted until now.

Snow White's story tells us that even if there are seven? Alice is very kind to her, but she can't compare with a rich and handsome kiss.

1 14, you are dissolute, coquettish and seductive, but you are still a man after all. Men like women instead of * *.

1 15, I forgive you if you scold me once, twice and three times.

1 16, I have a crush on you, follow me!

1 17, as long as I have it, I will give it to you. What are you doing outside? Be honest with me.