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Summary of classic funny two-part allegorical sayings

A short man rides a big horse-dilemma

A short man sits on a high stool-dilemma

A short man sits on a high stool-he can't reach it

Then the gourd digs seeds-digs a little one

Then he drills his head into the fire-resistant kang-holding his breath and getting angry

Then he drinks water from his middle head-reluctantly. Compared with zero (: )

Grandfather eats Coptis chinensis-bitter grandfather

Adou becomes emperor-weak and incompetent

Let loose the wind under the chopping board-can't fly

A nun in an temple-has no happiness (husband).

Take the medicine according to the old prescription-or do the same thing

Play boxing in secret-blindly fight for a while

An Lushan starts to fight-counter

Cut the bones on the chopping board-dry the frogs on the shore

jump at the touch

B

Worship the master for Grade 8 workers-keep improving

. -choose the soft ones

set off the cannon in the middle of the night-make a blockbuster

hug the charcoal and kiss-touch a black nose

jump into a well with an ingot-lay down one's life without giving up money

cook Huang Lian with rock sugar-share the joys and sorrows

C

Cao Cao meets Jiang Gan-it's a disaster

. I can't

tear down the ruined temple-bricks that have no gods

come out of the kiln-finalize the design

the garbage in the kitchen-trivial

D

the big girl takes the sedan chair-the first time

the old man sits in the hall-shouting five drinks and six

the cannon hits the sparrow-not enough capital <

drumming in your stomach-your heart flutters

E

21 days without chickens-bad guys

F

moths to the fire-self-destruction

playing the flute on the plane-singing high-profile

playing the horn on the plane-ringing in the air (thinking)

lighting on the plane-

Dreaming on the plane-God knows

G

a rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything

Newly hatched chicks-stiff mouth and weak legs

Anti-aircraft guns hit mosquitoes-overqualified

Dogs take mice-meddle

Dogs drive ducks-croak

. The sheep's head sells dog meat-it's different from the inside

H

It's just right for the girl of He family to marry the Zheng family-it's just right for the monk to take an umbrella-it's lawless

holding ice in his arms-chilling

playing the trumpet under the coptis tree-having fun in the bitterness

The weasel is not kind enough to give the chicken a New Year call

The train is pulling steam. It's quite loud

J

Picking sesame seeds and throwing watermelons-greedy for small things and losing big things

Jiang Taigong fishing-willing people take the bait

shortsighted people look at the moon-what a big star

boating in the well-the future is not great

K

Don't shoot arrows before opening the bow-bluff

Confucius moves-

nails in pockets-all donkeys who want to stand out

L

have broken their sleeves-lost songbooks that have been idling for a while

playing the piano-foot-binding of a lazy woman who has no idea

smelly and long

tiger fighting-can't persuade

tiger to miss beads-crocodile tears <

Tiger's ass-don't touch it

Tiger's head plucks hair-I don't know how powerful it is

Tiger swatting flies on its head-how bold it is

Tiger's teeth are pulled out-Laojiu's younger brother wants to die

Old ten (real)

Old cow chases rabbits-it's too strong to make a mouse cross the street.

When a mouse meets a cat, it's inevitable.

The mouse jumps into the chaff store.

The mouse gets into the bellows.

The mouse gets into the book box at both ends.

Talking about words.

Brothers in Liangshan.

Lin Daiyu enters Jia's house.

Liu Bei borrows Jingzhou cautiously. P > Liu Huangshu is crying in Jingzhou-scaring people with tears

Granny Liu enters the Grand View Garden-watching with ecstasy

The Dragon King jumps into the sea-going back to his hometown

The deaf's ears-decorating

Lu Zhishen becoming a monk-crossing the river without caring

stroking his beard-being too modest

M

The blind wear glasses. Ming

The blind man pulls the bellows-fiddling

The blind man peels garlic-rambling

The blind man learns to embroider-blindly bravado

The blind man goes to the street-arrogant

The blind man leads the way-rambling

The blind man rides a blind horse-trespassing

It's difficult to hide needles in the ink. Human beings, Nobody smells

fart in the temple-grandpa Xun is here

Buddha in the temple-as blind as a bat

horse in the temple-Jing (surprised) No

the bell in the temple-the sound is empty in the stomach

jasmine flowers are fed to the camel-how much

moldy wax gourd-full of bad water

moldy lotus coupling-wicked bee's ass-prickly head

bee's eyes-protruding

the bee's nest- Anxious

bees fly to colorful paintings-empty joy

coal goes into the water-people who can't wash the face of coal for a lifetime

black hearts

the shopkeeper of coal shop-making money

the matchmaker has a bad mouth-it's hard to open her mouth

there is a fire on her eyebrows-her eyes are red

firecrackers are set off on her eyebrows- > hanging gall on the eyebrows-swinging on the eyebrows in front of your eyes

-mysterious

pinching lice on your eyebrows-winking (lice)

I turned to

grinding my eyes and pushing porridge-pretending to be confused

My sister posted couplets-neck and neck

Mei Xiang became sworn brothers-all slaves

having dinner in my dream-greedy

seeing Huanglian in my dream-thinking hard

dreaming about my daughter-in-law-thinking beautifully < Zap

The sparrow flies into the photo studio-it's easier to meet than to talk

The sparrow flies to the flagpole-the bird is not big, but the shelf is not small

The sparrow flies to the sugar pile-empty and happy

The sparrow's belly-narrow-minded

The sparrow falls into the jar-the mouth is covered

The sparrow has a meeting-discuss it carefully

The shelf is not small

Sparrows fly into the sea-without landing

Sparrows swell their bellies-so angry

Sparrows fly into the sea-without landing

Pockmarked parachuting-flying

Embroidering linen pieces-in vain

Making robes with linen bags-not this material

launching linen into the water-lemon. Hemp rope wears an embroidery needle-it doesn't pass through

hemp rope to hang eggs-both ends are empty

hemp rope skewers tofu-it can't be lifted

electric light is pulled on the hemp rope-the route is wrong

it's packed in sacks *-I don't know black and white

embroidered on sacks-one generation (bags) is not as good as the next.

Embroidery in sacks-fried bean curd with sesame oil has a poor foundation-it costs a lot of money.

Hemp thread pierces the needle-it's ok.

Hemp willow unties the board-it's not a serious material.

Hemp stems are used as a weighing beam-no one is allowed to cultivate.

Twist children hang themselves-fragile ghosts

seal the boat and launch. The mouse in the mouth-there's nothing left

The cat bites the tiger suddenly

The cat's paw reaches into the fish tank-I want to get a handful of

The cat puts on the tiger-I'm afraid of the tiger-I can't be fierce

The owl catches the mouse-I want to do good deeds. Fall into disrepute

The owl sings-barking blindly

The cat guards the mouse hole-quietly

The cat is driven up the tree by the tiger-thanks to keeping a hand

The cat plays with the mouse-coaxed to play

The cat doesn't eat the dead mouse-the fake sven

The mouse in the cat's mouth-can't escape

The cat catches the mouse. Cotton for walnuts-eat hard but don't eat soft

needles are hidden in the cotton-soft

the cotton pile caught fire-there was no help

looking for fleas in the cotton pile-there was no landing

planting sesame seeds in the cotton field-kill two birds with one stone

cotton ears-soft roots

cotton blocked the nose-it was hard to hold back. -unreliable

cotton trousers have no legs-it's half cold

cotton-padded jacket is changed into fur jacket-it's getting better and better

the matchmaker praises the leap girl-it's hype

the matchmaker proposes marriage-it's fair to say

the matchmaker is lost-it's needless to say

the matchmaker praises the girl-it's like saying it.

blindfolded-not right

farting under a quilt-alone (poisonous) Swallowing

blindfolded and grinding-wandering around

wrapping bean dregs in steamed bread-people don't praise themselves

Pockmarked is not called Pockmarked-cheat people

Pockmarked is in charge-there are many ideas ...

Pockmarked knocks at the door-cheat people comes home

Pockmarked's face-all shortcomings

There are nails in the sack.

gunny bag embroidery-poor foundation

hemp stalk bridging-is quite unaffordable

hemp stalk bridging-sad

Although the sparrow is small, it is full of courage

The sparrow flies with the plaiting-staying up all night

soaking the hemp rope in water-stepping up immediately

removing the hemp tree to solve the board-it is not serious material. -we'll see.

Ma Dahadang is an accountant ... It's all muddled accounts.

Malaysian coffee is intriguing.

Ma Shao touches the edge of the pot ... It happens all the time ...

A horse bit is put on a cow's mouth ... Hule

The road is not a road ...-Justice

(① Metaphor justice. ② Fair and reasonable. )

Bati Tofu with Horsetail can't be strung together

The wasp crosses the river-It's poisonous

The wasp stings the bald man-It doesn't cover the flies in the manger

It eats for a living

Watching the scenery through a telescope-Fish in the net, birds in the cage- )

the lion on the mast-eating by the sky

the spittoon on the side of the road-beer for everyone

wasp needle, Scorpion's tail-it's not worth talking about (bouncing)

horse fighting-looking at the topic (hoof)

horse-drawn unicycle-turning it over

Monday morning quarterback-making it late

twisting the rope with the ponytail-it's not necessary to work hard

tying the ponytail with the ponytail- If you hit me, I'll also hit the fly in the horse spoon-make a living; the horse pulls its hind legs; try to be brave; the hornet's nest; you can't

stab the snail on the ant's back; pretend to be a big head ghost; the ant grinds the plate with its mouth; the strength of its mouth; the ant climbs the broom; all roads lead to the ant's closure. There are not many words

Ants move the millstone-in vain

Ants stab a knife in the neck-not a bleeding bobbin

Ants drag a mouse-they are reluctant to do so

Ants move-everyone talks

Ants pick up insects-all try their best

Ants carry mantises-and shoulder the heavy responsibility

Ants chop on their heads. What a cheek!

The ants moved Mount Tai!

They were cruel!

The ants carried the trees!

The ants wore hats!

The ants met the chickens!

The grasshoppers got on the beanstalk!

The grasshoppers carried bricks! < Scare the body of the grasshopper with a big shelf

wimp

The grasshopper sees blood-Ding (staring) can't let go

The ant is in the way-It can't be overturned

The ant catches the cow and has a sharp point-he thinks he is on the mountain

The ant talks-meets

The ant moves-not the phoenix. It's just the rain

grasshoppers go to the bean stand-little things borrow the big stand to scare people

ants look at the sky-I don't know the height

ants climb trees-ants drink water in the road town

a little bit is enough

ants go down the pond-I don't know the depth

ants enter the cell-mines buried in their own way

Buy a box to return the pearl-I don't know the goods

Sell clothes to buy wine to drink-I don't care about my mouth

Sell my son to recruit a son-in-law-do it upside down

Sell a dog coat to buy shorts-I can't see anyone

Sell my son to recruit a son-in-law-talk nonsense

Sell children to sing.