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Summary of classic funny two-part allegorical sayings
A short man rides a big horse-dilemma
A short man sits on a high stool-dilemma
A short man sits on a high stool-he can't reach it
Then the gourd digs seeds-digs a little one
Then he drills his head into the fire-resistant kang-holding his breath and getting angry
Then he drinks water from his middle head-reluctantly. Compared with zero (: )
Grandfather eats Coptis chinensis-bitter grandfather
Adou becomes emperor-weak and incompetent
Let loose the wind under the chopping board-can't fly
A nun in an temple-has no happiness (husband).
Take the medicine according to the old prescription-or do the same thing
Play boxing in secret-blindly fight for a while
An Lushan starts to fight-counter
Cut the bones on the chopping board-dry the frogs on the shore
jump at the touch
B
Worship the master for Grade 8 workers-keep improving
. -choose the soft ones
set off the cannon in the middle of the night-make a blockbuster
hug the charcoal and kiss-touch a black nose
jump into a well with an ingot-lay down one's life without giving up money
cook Huang Lian with rock sugar-share the joys and sorrows
C
Cao Cao meets Jiang Gan-it's a disaster
. I can't
tear down the ruined temple-bricks that have no gods
come out of the kiln-finalize the design
the garbage in the kitchen-trivial
D
the big girl takes the sedan chair-the first time
the old man sits in the hall-shouting five drinks and six
the cannon hits the sparrow-not enough capital <
drumming in your stomach-your heart flutters
E
21 days without chickens-bad guys
F
moths to the fire-self-destruction
playing the flute on the plane-singing high-profile
playing the horn on the plane-ringing in the air (thinking)
lighting on the plane-
Dreaming on the plane-God knows
G
a rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything
Newly hatched chicks-stiff mouth and weak legs
Anti-aircraft guns hit mosquitoes-overqualified
Dogs take mice-meddle
Dogs drive ducks-croak
. The sheep's head sells dog meat-it's different from the inside
H
It's just right for the girl of He family to marry the Zheng family-it's just right for the monk to take an umbrella-it's lawless
holding ice in his arms-chilling
playing the trumpet under the coptis tree-having fun in the bitterness
The weasel is not kind enough to give the chicken a New Year call
The train is pulling steam. It's quite loud
J
Picking sesame seeds and throwing watermelons-greedy for small things and losing big things
Jiang Taigong fishing-willing people take the bait
shortsighted people look at the moon-what a big star
boating in the well-the future is not great
K
Don't shoot arrows before opening the bow-bluff
Confucius moves-
nails in pockets-all donkeys who want to stand out
L
have broken their sleeves-lost songbooks that have been idling for a while
playing the piano-foot-binding of a lazy woman who has no idea
smelly and long
tiger fighting-can't persuade
tiger to miss beads-crocodile tears <
Tiger's ass-don't touch it
Tiger's head plucks hair-I don't know how powerful it is
Tiger swatting flies on its head-how bold it is
Tiger's teeth are pulled out-Laojiu's younger brother wants to die
Old ten (real)
Old cow chases rabbits-it's too strong to make a mouse cross the street.
When a mouse meets a cat, it's inevitable.
The mouse jumps into the chaff store.
The mouse gets into the bellows.
The mouse gets into the book box at both ends.
Talking about words.
Brothers in Liangshan.
Lin Daiyu enters Jia's house.
Liu Bei borrows Jingzhou cautiously. P > Liu Huangshu is crying in Jingzhou-scaring people with tears
Granny Liu enters the Grand View Garden-watching with ecstasy
The Dragon King jumps into the sea-going back to his hometown
The deaf's ears-decorating
Lu Zhishen becoming a monk-crossing the river without caring
stroking his beard-being too modest
M
The blind wear glasses. Ming
The blind man pulls the bellows-fiddling
The blind man peels garlic-rambling
The blind man learns to embroider-blindly bravado
The blind man goes to the street-arrogant
The blind man leads the way-rambling
The blind man rides a blind horse-trespassing
It's difficult to hide needles in the ink. Human beings, Nobody smells
fart in the temple-grandpa Xun is here
Buddha in the temple-as blind as a bat
horse in the temple-Jing (surprised) No
the bell in the temple-the sound is empty in the stomach
jasmine flowers are fed to the camel-how much
moldy wax gourd-full of bad water
moldy lotus coupling-wicked bee's ass-prickly head
bee's eyes-protruding
the bee's nest- Anxious
bees fly to colorful paintings-empty joy
coal goes into the water-people who can't wash the face of coal for a lifetime
black hearts
the shopkeeper of coal shop-making money
the matchmaker has a bad mouth-it's hard to open her mouth
there is a fire on her eyebrows-her eyes are red
firecrackers are set off on her eyebrows- > hanging gall on the eyebrows-swinging on the eyebrows in front of your eyes
-mysterious
pinching lice on your eyebrows-winking (lice)
I turned to
grinding my eyes and pushing porridge-pretending to be confused
My sister posted couplets-neck and neck
Mei Xiang became sworn brothers-all slaves
having dinner in my dream-greedy
seeing Huanglian in my dream-thinking hard
dreaming about my daughter-in-law-thinking beautifully < Zap
The sparrow flies into the photo studio-it's easier to meet than to talk
The sparrow flies to the flagpole-the bird is not big, but the shelf is not small
The sparrow flies to the sugar pile-empty and happy
The sparrow's belly-narrow-minded
The sparrow falls into the jar-the mouth is covered
The sparrow has a meeting-discuss it carefully
The shelf is not small
Sparrows fly into the sea-without landing
Sparrows swell their bellies-so angry
Sparrows fly into the sea-without landing
Pockmarked parachuting-flying
Embroidering linen pieces-in vain
Making robes with linen bags-not this material
launching linen into the water-lemon. Hemp rope wears an embroidery needle-it doesn't pass through
hemp rope to hang eggs-both ends are empty
hemp rope skewers tofu-it can't be lifted
electric light is pulled on the hemp rope-the route is wrong
it's packed in sacks *-I don't know black and white
embroidered on sacks-one generation (bags) is not as good as the next.
Embroidery in sacks-fried bean curd with sesame oil has a poor foundation-it costs a lot of money.
Hemp thread pierces the needle-it's ok.
Hemp willow unties the board-it's not a serious material.
Hemp stems are used as a weighing beam-no one is allowed to cultivate.
Twist children hang themselves-fragile ghosts
seal the boat and launch. The mouse in the mouth-there's nothing left
The cat bites the tiger suddenly
The cat's paw reaches into the fish tank-I want to get a handful of
The cat puts on the tiger-I'm afraid of the tiger-I can't be fierce
The owl catches the mouse-I want to do good deeds. Fall into disrepute
The owl sings-barking blindly
The cat guards the mouse hole-quietly
The cat is driven up the tree by the tiger-thanks to keeping a hand
The cat plays with the mouse-coaxed to play
The cat doesn't eat the dead mouse-the fake sven
The mouse in the cat's mouth-can't escape
The cat catches the mouse. Cotton for walnuts-eat hard but don't eat soft
needles are hidden in the cotton-soft
the cotton pile caught fire-there was no help
looking for fleas in the cotton pile-there was no landing
planting sesame seeds in the cotton field-kill two birds with one stone
cotton ears-soft roots
cotton blocked the nose-it was hard to hold back. -unreliable
cotton trousers have no legs-it's half cold
cotton-padded jacket is changed into fur jacket-it's getting better and better
the matchmaker praises the leap girl-it's hype
the matchmaker proposes marriage-it's fair to say
the matchmaker is lost-it's needless to say
the matchmaker praises the girl-it's like saying it.
blindfolded-not right
farting under a quilt-alone (poisonous) Swallowing
blindfolded and grinding-wandering around
wrapping bean dregs in steamed bread-people don't praise themselves
Pockmarked is not called Pockmarked-cheat people
Pockmarked is in charge-there are many ideas ...
Pockmarked knocks at the door-cheat people comes home
Pockmarked's face-all shortcomings
There are nails in the sack.
gunny bag embroidery-poor foundation
hemp stalk bridging-is quite unaffordable
hemp stalk bridging-sad
Although the sparrow is small, it is full of courage
The sparrow flies with the plaiting-staying up all night
soaking the hemp rope in water-stepping up immediately
removing the hemp tree to solve the board-it is not serious material. -we'll see.
Ma Dahadang is an accountant ... It's all muddled accounts.
Malaysian coffee is intriguing.
Ma Shao touches the edge of the pot ... It happens all the time ...
A horse bit is put on a cow's mouth ... Hule
The road is not a road ...-Justice
(① Metaphor justice. ② Fair and reasonable. )
Bati Tofu with Horsetail can't be strung together
The wasp crosses the river-It's poisonous
The wasp stings the bald man-It doesn't cover the flies in the manger
It eats for a living
Watching the scenery through a telescope-Fish in the net, birds in the cage- )
the lion on the mast-eating by the sky
the spittoon on the side of the road-beer for everyone
wasp needle, Scorpion's tail-it's not worth talking about (bouncing)
horse fighting-looking at the topic (hoof)
horse-drawn unicycle-turning it over
Monday morning quarterback-making it late
twisting the rope with the ponytail-it's not necessary to work hard
tying the ponytail with the ponytail- If you hit me, I'll also hit the fly in the horse spoon-make a living; the horse pulls its hind legs; try to be brave; the hornet's nest; you can't
stab the snail on the ant's back; pretend to be a big head ghost; the ant grinds the plate with its mouth; the strength of its mouth; the ant climbs the broom; all roads lead to the ant's closure. There are not many words
Ants move the millstone-in vain
Ants stab a knife in the neck-not a bleeding bobbin
Ants drag a mouse-they are reluctant to do so
Ants move-everyone talks
Ants pick up insects-all try their best
Ants carry mantises-and shoulder the heavy responsibility
Ants chop on their heads. What a cheek!
The ants moved Mount Tai!
They were cruel!
The ants carried the trees!
The ants wore hats!
The ants met the chickens!
The grasshoppers got on the beanstalk!
The grasshoppers carried bricks! < Scare the body of the grasshopper with a big shelf
wimp
The grasshopper sees blood-Ding (staring) can't let go
The ant is in the way-It can't be overturned
The ant catches the cow and has a sharp point-he thinks he is on the mountain
The ant talks-meets
The ant moves-not the phoenix. It's just the rain
grasshoppers go to the bean stand-little things borrow the big stand to scare people
ants look at the sky-I don't know the height
ants climb trees-ants drink water in the road town
a little bit is enough
ants go down the pond-I don't know the depth
ants enter the cell-mines buried in their own way
Buy a box to return the pearl-I don't know the goods
Sell clothes to buy wine to drink-I don't care about my mouth
Sell my son to recruit a son-in-law-do it upside down
Sell a dog coat to buy shorts-I can't see anyone
Sell my son to recruit a son-in-law-talk nonsense
Sell children to sing.
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