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Humor joke: don't worry, young man. After the stop, make up the ticket first.
There was a great god in the dormitory who ordered takeout every day, and finally it took two years for takeout. To the point of being superb, the boss "fed" his roommate: "Huh?" The boss "hmm" and then the two sides hung up, and the takeaway came ten minutes later.
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The patient is dissatisfied with his ward. The doctor said, I don't understand why you want to change wards. You know, your neighbor is a famous crosstalk performer in China. The patient interrupted him and said, then cut off your appendix, cover your scar and laugh all day.
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Students, don't think that starting school means the beginning of pain. After work, you will know that every Monday is like school.
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I fell asleep on the train. I was in a hurry and said to the flight attendant, "Sister, what should I do if I miss my stop?" The flight attendant comforted: "Don't worry, young man. Come with me and make up the ticket first. " I just want to say, big sister, do you know that you are so awkward?
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