A short humorous joke story

Short humorous joke stories, many people like to watch jokes in daily life. Although some jokes are short, they can help us face the troubles in life. The following is some information about humorous jokes that I have compiled for you. Let's have a look!

A short humorous joke story 1 Where does the grain come from?

Once upon a time, there was a businessman who was so rich that he could never spend it all his life, but he was still bent on making money. He has two sons, but he has no time to discipline them.

One day, Mr. Xue said to the businessman, "Although you have two sons, they know nothing about business. How can you undertake the family business in the future? "

The businessman was very angry: "My son is very clever and versatile. What's wrong? "

Mr. Xue said, "You don't need to ask them anything else. You just need to ask where the food comes from. If they can talk to you, what I just said is nonsense, and I will make you a gift. "

The businessman greeted his sons and asked them where the grain came from.

His son smiled and said, "Don't we even know this?" Isn't the grain always put back in a cloth bag? "

The merchant's face suddenly sank. He said angrily, "Sons, didn't I earn money to buy food?"

Humorous short joke story 2 "The Sage's Sorrow"

Once upon a time, there was a cheapskate who refused to stop drinking when he saw someone.

The people in the town nicknamed him "the sage is worried", which means that the sage should be worried when he sees his virtue.

On this day, Lv Dongbin and Tie Guai Li of the Eight Immortals went out to play and passed by. They heard about the title of sage sorrow, and were very curious. They went to the hotel and asked for a big pot of wine, waiting for the sage sorrow to come.

After a while, the sage's sorrow really came. Seeing that two guests had just ordered wine, he stepped forward and said gracefully, "It's the first time for two brothers to come to this town. My brother came late, and I was rude. I want to apologize, I will carry the pot today. " You have to carry a hip flask when you say it.

Tie Guai Li grabbed the hip flask and said, "When we drink, we will write poems. Since we are here, we must obey the rules. "

When the sage was in a hurry, he muttered: I have been eating and drinking for free all these years. What poems have I written? We must improvise.

Lv Dongbin said, "Let's focus on' the worries of saints'. You and I each take a word, and there must be pots, wine and vegetables in the poem. "

After that, he wrote a poem with the word "sage" as the title: "King of Ear Mouth, King of Ear Mouth, I will taste the wine in the pot first. Wine tastes bad without food. Cut an ear and taste it. " Then he drew his sword, cut off one of his ears and put it on the plate.

Tie Guai Li didn't show weakness. He also wrote a poem with the word "Xian" as the title: "Since I am an intermediary, I get drunk first when there is wine in the pot. It is difficult to eat wine without food, so cut a nose to match it. " Then he pulled out his sword, cut off his nose and put it on a plate.

The saint was surprised. He knows that he met an expert today.

He had to bite the bullet and write a poem entitled "Sorrow": "I, I, I poured the wine in the pot first. It's hard to eat wine without food, and it's hard to show your heart. "

After that, I pulled the thinnest hair from my calf and put it on a plate.

Worried about letting go of his hair, the sage lifted the hip flask and poured it into his mouth. Two immortals robbed the hip flask, and Tie Guai Li said discontentedly, "We cut our ears and noses, and you just take a hair to make up the number?"

Unexpectedly, the sage said sadly, "You two are satisfied. Luckily, I met you today. If I were someone else, I wouldn't pull a dime! "

Short and humorous joke story 3: wife and cat steal meat

One day, two generations of love bought three pounds of meat from the market and said to his wife, "Please make a delicious jiaozi, and we will have a good meal tonight."

Avanti's wife cooked the meat and ate it all by herself.

In the evening, I brought my husband a bowl of white flour.

"What about jiaozi?" Two generations asked his wife.

"When I cut the meat and began to knead the dough, your damn cat secretly ate all the meat!"

Two generations of love caught the cat and weighed it on the scale. The cat is neither heavy nor heavy, it weighs only three catties.

Afandi asked his wife, "Look, wife! If this is a cat, what about the meat? If this is meat, where is the cat? "