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A complete book of funny two-part allegorical sayings, let's have fun together.

2, pulling the champion and calling the brother-in-law-want to climb.

3, borrowing a fan in the twelfth lunar month-too angry; suddenly

4, selling bean jelly in the twelfth lunar month-not the time.

5, wax figure playing with fire-self-care

6, candle ignition-a heart

7. Open an umbrella-a strange thing; Strange thing

8, lazarillo DE tormes scratching his head-welcome.

9. Blue sky and white clouds-freedom

10, lazy cook cooks a meal-don't want to quarrel with you (fry)

1 1, rotten hemp mixed with pig hair-a mess

12, rotten umbrella covers the sky and half the shade

13, rotten sore-hopeless

14, catch a turtle in the basket-as sure as a gun.

15, wild dogs barking at the sun-empty

16, sunflower plate-old turn

17, can't get out of the pit-wrong.

18, pull the cart to the side of the road-let it lean a little.

19, Chinese medicine sells coffins-life and death need money.

20. Put a hat on the wolf's head-pretend to be a good man.

2 1, the prodigal son returns-gold remains unchanged; Repent and be good.

22, the old turtle bites people-hold on; Die or lose.

23, old tiger-ambition is

24, the old man playing the flute-lack of strength

25, the husband chicken on fire-bureaucrats (Crown Liao)

26, crow's paw-black hand

27. The old monk talks about Buddhist scriptures-listening while talking.

28, the tiger dressed as a monk-human face and animal heart

29. Tigers eat snails-there is no way to go; Difficult to say; not feel like eating

30, the tiger comes out of the mountain-with courage; To push or bump through.

3 1, it is a curse for a tiger to talk at close range.

32, the tiger chanting-prude; cheat

33. The tiger hanged himself-no one dared to save it.

34, the old fly-can't shoot.

35. The old uncle plays the erhu-a cliche

36, the old cat on the pot-familiar with the door; Guiding technique

37. The old cow comes on stage-she has a lot of shit.

38. The old sow eats prostitutes-she has a bottom.

39. Old sow sneezes (penti)- clumsy mouth and tongue.

40. Old sow plays chess-look at your stupid head.

4 1, the old cow rolled-a big turn

42, the old cow ruminates-speak hesitatingly

43, the old cow drink water-don't look up

44, the old cow stepped on the child (how to cultivate the land)-one step at a time.

45, the old cow is grinded-idling.

46, the old cow goes the same way-the same.

47, the old brand steel needle-not curved needle

48. The old woman jumps on the rubber band-it's no joke.

49. The mouse fell into the basin-rolled its eyes.

The mouse fell into the rice bowl-there is always a silver lining behind the dark clouds.

5 1, the mouse shows the elephant the way-it gets narrower and narrower.

52. The mouse crossed the street-everyone shouted.

53, the mouse into the coffin-bite the dead

54, the mouse make bridal chamber-chirp

55. A mouse marries an old cat-both happy and sad; Bitter and bittersweet

56, rat tail soup-there is not much oil and water.

57, mouse tail-big deal

58, the mouse bites the cow-fights

59. A mouse bites a stone pillar-it can't be broken.

60, the mouse drills the bellows-both ends suffer from gas.

6 1, the old lady's golden lotus (which means to tie a woman's feet in the old society)-a coward for life; Be wronged for a lifetime

62. The old lady ventured across the skating rink.

63. The conservative son rolls pearls-there are treasures in them.

64. God on crutches-a pole to the end.

65, the elderly eat sesame candy-the longer it is; Pull longer and longer.

66. The old man sat in the cradle-pretending to be a grandson.

67. The old crow sings folk songs-out of tune

68, the old duck singing opera-voice disappointing

69. The eagle chased the rabbit-one in the sky and one underground.

70. Old corn is mixed with white flour-coarse and fine.

7 1, I stole melons and fruits, and my son set fire to them-each generation is worse than the next.

72. The mouse eats the cat-a strange thing

73, the mouse into the hole-beating around the bush

74. The old woman wears rouge-I don't know how ugly I am.

75, tripterygium wilfordii split the duke-according to the following

76. Leipo talks with the Dragon King-the ends of the earth seek a bosom friend.

77, cold water scalding chicken-penniless

78. The dragon from the Crystal Palace-unable to move.

79. The barber teaches the apprentice-starting from scratch; Learn from scratch

80. Carp Pavilion-It won't go far.

8 1, carp looking for carp, carp looking for carp-birds of a feather flock together.

82, cut the gordian knot-make a clean break

83. Turtledove in a cage-I don't know the spring and autumn.

84. Deaf people wear headphones-they turn a deaf ear.

85, deaf shot-turn a deaf ear; Be deaf to ...

86, the deaf see dumb-ignore.

87, reed pole as a bolt-difficult to support.

88. There are countless stone lions on the Lugou Bridge.

89. Brine tofu-everything has its vanquisher.

90, stewed cold duck rotten mouth is not bad.

9 1, ask the axe in front of luban-learning is coming.

92. Lu became a carefree monk.

93. Peach blossoms fall into the water-go with the flow.

94. It snows on the ice in Osaka (Banshanpo; Slope)-cool from head to foot

95. Carrying grass in rainy days-the burden is getting heavier and heavier.

96, linen cloth shoes with silk-decent.

97, hemp stalk hand-unreliable; trustless

98, hemp stalk as a pole-can't afford to carry a heavy burden; Difficult to carry

99. Hemp stalks are used as scales-they are not sure.

100, Maliushu Street Board-not serious material.

10 1, sparrows fighting chickens-overreaching.

102, the sparrow is small-bold (metaphor is small and complete, with typical significance)

103, the sparrow's head is wrapped in jiaozi-full of mouth.

104, press the light bulb on the hemp rope-wrong line.

105, fried tofu with sesame oil-a big capital.

106, flies at the edge of the manger-equip yourself.

107, the wasp stung baldy-headache; Not covered or covered.

108, wasp stings scorpion-fight poison with poison.

109, high horse and short stirrup-dilemma; Up-down dilemma

1 10, jacket to cotton-padded jacket-the same old story

1 165438+ messed up.

1 12, ponytail stretching pipa-not worth talking about (playing)

1 13, Mawei Lahuqin-Whispering and Breathing.

1 14, the clown of the circus-going through the motions

1 15. The crane on the dock-can move up and down.