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A complete book of funny two-part allegorical sayings, let's have fun together.
3, borrowing a fan in the twelfth lunar month-too angry; suddenly
4, selling bean jelly in the twelfth lunar month-not the time.
5, wax figure playing with fire-self-care
6, candle ignition-a heart
7. Open an umbrella-a strange thing; Strange thing
8, lazarillo DE tormes scratching his head-welcome.
9. Blue sky and white clouds-freedom
10, lazy cook cooks a meal-don't want to quarrel with you (fry)
1 1, rotten hemp mixed with pig hair-a mess
12, rotten umbrella covers the sky and half the shade
13, rotten sore-hopeless
14, catch a turtle in the basket-as sure as a gun.
15, wild dogs barking at the sun-empty
16, sunflower plate-old turn
17, can't get out of the pit-wrong.
18, pull the cart to the side of the road-let it lean a little.
19, Chinese medicine sells coffins-life and death need money.
20. Put a hat on the wolf's head-pretend to be a good man.
2 1, the prodigal son returns-gold remains unchanged; Repent and be good.
22, the old turtle bites people-hold on; Die or lose.
23, old tiger-ambition is
24, the old man playing the flute-lack of strength
25, the husband chicken on fire-bureaucrats (Crown Liao)
26, crow's paw-black hand
27. The old monk talks about Buddhist scriptures-listening while talking.
28, the tiger dressed as a monk-human face and animal heart
29. Tigers eat snails-there is no way to go; Difficult to say; not feel like eating
30, the tiger comes out of the mountain-with courage; To push or bump through.
3 1, it is a curse for a tiger to talk at close range.
32, the tiger chanting-prude; cheat
33. The tiger hanged himself-no one dared to save it.
34, the old fly-can't shoot.
35. The old uncle plays the erhu-a cliche
36, the old cat on the pot-familiar with the door; Guiding technique
37. The old cow comes on stage-she has a lot of shit.
38. The old sow eats prostitutes-she has a bottom.
39. Old sow sneezes (penti)- clumsy mouth and tongue.
40. Old sow plays chess-look at your stupid head.
4 1, the old cow rolled-a big turn
42, the old cow ruminates-speak hesitatingly
43, the old cow drink water-don't look up
44, the old cow stepped on the child (how to cultivate the land)-one step at a time.
45, the old cow is grinded-idling.
46, the old cow goes the same way-the same.
47, the old brand steel needle-not curved needle
48. The old woman jumps on the rubber band-it's no joke.
49. The mouse fell into the basin-rolled its eyes.
The mouse fell into the rice bowl-there is always a silver lining behind the dark clouds.
5 1, the mouse shows the elephant the way-it gets narrower and narrower.
52. The mouse crossed the street-everyone shouted.
53, the mouse into the coffin-bite the dead
54, the mouse make bridal chamber-chirp
55. A mouse marries an old cat-both happy and sad; Bitter and bittersweet
56, rat tail soup-there is not much oil and water.
57, mouse tail-big deal
58, the mouse bites the cow-fights
59. A mouse bites a stone pillar-it can't be broken.
60, the mouse drills the bellows-both ends suffer from gas.
6 1, the old lady's golden lotus (which means to tie a woman's feet in the old society)-a coward for life; Be wronged for a lifetime
62. The old lady ventured across the skating rink.
63. The conservative son rolls pearls-there are treasures in them.
64. God on crutches-a pole to the end.
65, the elderly eat sesame candy-the longer it is; Pull longer and longer.
66. The old man sat in the cradle-pretending to be a grandson.
67. The old crow sings folk songs-out of tune
68, the old duck singing opera-voice disappointing
69. The eagle chased the rabbit-one in the sky and one underground.
70. Old corn is mixed with white flour-coarse and fine.
7 1, I stole melons and fruits, and my son set fire to them-each generation is worse than the next.
72. The mouse eats the cat-a strange thing
73, the mouse into the hole-beating around the bush
74. The old woman wears rouge-I don't know how ugly I am.
75, tripterygium wilfordii split the duke-according to the following
76. Leipo talks with the Dragon King-the ends of the earth seek a bosom friend.
77, cold water scalding chicken-penniless
78. The dragon from the Crystal Palace-unable to move.
79. The barber teaches the apprentice-starting from scratch; Learn from scratch
80. Carp Pavilion-It won't go far.
8 1, carp looking for carp, carp looking for carp-birds of a feather flock together.
82, cut the gordian knot-make a clean break
83. Turtledove in a cage-I don't know the spring and autumn.
84. Deaf people wear headphones-they turn a deaf ear.
85, deaf shot-turn a deaf ear; Be deaf to ...
86, the deaf see dumb-ignore.
87, reed pole as a bolt-difficult to support.
88. There are countless stone lions on the Lugou Bridge.
89. Brine tofu-everything has its vanquisher.
90, stewed cold duck rotten mouth is not bad.
9 1, ask the axe in front of luban-learning is coming.
92. Lu became a carefree monk.
93. Peach blossoms fall into the water-go with the flow.
94. It snows on the ice in Osaka (Banshanpo; Slope)-cool from head to foot
95. Carrying grass in rainy days-the burden is getting heavier and heavier.
96, linen cloth shoes with silk-decent.
97, hemp stalk hand-unreliable; trustless
98, hemp stalk as a pole-can't afford to carry a heavy burden; Difficult to carry
99. Hemp stalks are used as scales-they are not sure.
100, Maliushu Street Board-not serious material.
10 1, sparrows fighting chickens-overreaching.
102, the sparrow is small-bold (metaphor is small and complete, with typical significance)
103, the sparrow's head is wrapped in jiaozi-full of mouth.
104, press the light bulb on the hemp rope-wrong line.
105, fried tofu with sesame oil-a big capital.
106, flies at the edge of the manger-equip yourself.
107, the wasp stung baldy-headache; Not covered or covered.
108, wasp stings scorpion-fight poison with poison.
109, high horse and short stirrup-dilemma; Up-down dilemma
1 10, jacket to cotton-padded jacket-the same old story
1 165438+ messed up.
1 12, ponytail stretching pipa-not worth talking about (playing)
1 13, Mawei Lahuqin-Whispering and Breathing.
1 14, the clown of the circus-going through the motions
1 15. The crane on the dock-can move up and down.
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