The funniest one line joke

. The young couple had an argument and threw a pillow from upstairs. A beggar happened to pass by and was very happy. After a while, another quilt flew down, and the beggar was ecstatic. So I wiped my tears and shouted to the people upstairs: Brother, please do a good job and throw that woman down too!

Brother, stop touching me! If you touch the top and bottom, the hair will fall off. Such tender skin will bleed when you touch it! How do you want me to sell it in the future? These peaches are all fresh, just forget it if you don’t want to buy them!

03. The female reporter asked the farmer about the origin of mad cow disease. The farmer said that I have to milk ten times a day, but cows can only mate once a year. The reporter was puzzled; the venue owner said loudly: I rub your breasts every day and have sex once a year. How can you not be crazy?

04. A teacher was working on literacy in rural areas and asked a peasant woman to recognize the word "quilt". The peasant woman couldn't remember it. The teacher reminded her: What was on your body when you were sleeping? The peasant woman said it was her husband. The teacher couldn't laugh or cry: What about when the teacher is not here? Peasant Woman: It’s the village chief.

05. A row of women were waiting for customers on the street. An 80-year-old woman asked curiously: What are you waiting for? *Female is annoyed: Wait for the lollipop! An old woman also joined the queue to wait for candy and was caught. The policeman asked the old woman: Can she still work even if she has no teeth? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick it. [replyview]

06. The newlywed scholar looked at his wife’s naked appearance and Shixing said: “There are two small peaks in the plain and a small pit at the foot of the mountain. The spring water is gushing day by day and the grass is green all year round. Dad heard busy saying next door. : "Son, this is really a geomantic treasure. My father was buried here when he died."

07. The father and son were taking a bath. The son saw that his father's penis was bigger than his own, and the father said: You My mistress loves cats and lives. After hearing this, my mother said: It’s still running, but it stops when it’s on the road. My father said: It’s on the old road, but it’s great on the new road.

08. Who is the most miserable man in the world? Answer: He is the cook of the artillery company. He is a cuckold and takes the blame.

09. The old farmer is afraid of the power of the drug when he buys it. If it wasn't enough, he first fed the rooster. After taking the medicine, the chicken raped all the hens in the village and then flew to the tallest tree in the village. The rooster asked him what he was doing. .

10. The elephant pooped in the middle of the road, and an ant happened to be passing by. It looked up at the mist-shrouded peak and couldn't help but sigh: Oh, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau! ?