Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Teacher: "Daxiong, the teacher gave you 90 yuan, and then you borrowed 10 yuan from Pang Hu. How much money do you have?" Nobita: "0 yuan." Teacher: "you root!" "

Teacher: "Daxiong, the teacher gave you 90 yuan, and then you borrowed 10 yuan from Pang Hu. How much money do you have?" Nobita: "0 yuan." Teacher: "you root!" "

One day, Lu Xun and Daxiong went camping. After they set up the tent, it was already evening and they went to bed. In the middle of the night, Nobita suddenly woke up and called Lu Xun up. He asked him, Lu Xun, look at so many stars in the sky tonight. what do you think? Lu Xun replied: I think of the endless majestic scenery of Wan Li in this universe, the natural beauty of outer space and the relationship between wrong and wrong in the Milky Way. . . . Daxiong replied, "You idiot, you think so much. Our tent was stolen! ! ! "