Quotations from Wu Zongxian

1, said to Aya, "What's the matter with you? Is it because of peeking at boys' shit? ! "

2. If you dump someone, everyone will dump them.

3. On the topic of a bus pervert, a guest said that he was touched but didn't shout; Brother Xian taught her not to connive at bad people, but to learn from Aya. She immediately shouted (Aya nodded ing…… ..........): "That's cool, that's cool ..."

4, women, rather than love a man, it is better to know a man well; Men, it is better to know a woman than to love her.

5, as a woman, pregnancy is a mother's unshirkable responsibility! Boys can't get pregnant. Boys can only help, right?

If I lie, Kang will be killed by a car!

7. Kangkang is actually a hybrid. His father is from Aryan. ...

8, women are not drunk, men have no chance; Men are not drunk, women have no tips; Men and women are not drunk, and no one sleeps in the hotel.

9. In 1997, Wu Zongxian and Lan Xinmei were the hosts, and Wu Jiali was the awarding guest. "Speaking of our Lan Xinmei, it's amazing, but she is the champion of our province?" Lan Xinmei secretly happy. Wu Zongxian: "After the filming ..."

10, do you need animal actors? It happens that there is a cuttlefish here who is doing well ... and his mouth is still watering. If an actor is needed, my brother thinks he is better than cuttlefish.

1 1 Do you have a boyfriend? Not at present ~ What about behind the scenes? ... oh, there are six people behind the scenes.

12, Wu Zongxian: "How does it feel to cooperate with mainland actors?" Ruby Lin: "Very happy!" Wu Zongxian: "I heard that you and Zhao Wei are sitting next door, kicking each other around?" Ruby Lin: "We are playing ..." Wu Zongxian: "Oh, we are playing. The two of them are still playing until the blood is like a column (echoed by the small S) ~ ~ But I heard that the swallow has been talking about you recently! ~ ~ (pretending to whisper to the host ASOS next to him) said that he had no chest and came out of the photo album ~ ~ "Ruby Lin (crazy wry smile):" You speak too loudly! " Big S dozen circle field: "Who said that the chest is too small to make an album?" Wu Zongxian (yelling loudly at S): "You really said it! I knew you took out the photo album! " Big S (laughs): "I didn't ~"

13, girl: The scariest man chased me and knelt downstairs for a day and a night. Wu: Then you can accept him as an apprentice.

14, "My stuff is on my waist ... it's a belt."

15, Aya is really unprecedented. )

16, so far, he is a standard moonlight clan-he spent it all by the end of the month.

17, Wu: No way, fellow students and guests on the spot. After the video, they will all go to my butcher shop and eat and drink to their hearts' content! All consumption ... is out of my own pocket. Aya: Then what nonsense are you talking about ... Wu: No, you will get a discount when you come, ok ... but if the discount you ask is too high, we will give you a discount on your leg.

18. When Wu Jiali said that he was still single, "Well, my brother happened to be at home recently. I wonder if you have time to have a cup of tea together? "

19. In the past, Big S and Little S quarreled with their seniors at school, and the eyebrows of the abusive family were painted like two sperm, so Wu Zongxian criticized them for saying that this was wrong, and they should respect their seniors, or they would be like tadpoles.

20. Perform a sitcom Mulan with Xiao S. Mulan, played by Xiao S, takes off her clothes to prove her daughter's identity, and then Wu Zongxian shouts "Wow! What big two thumbtacks! "

2 1, Girl: In Ximending, someone asked me if I wanted to help communicate.

Then he looked at Wu Zongxian-everyone burst into laughter.

Wu: Hey, hey-do you think I look familiar? I remember having a beard and wearing glasses. How can I recognize it?

22. Wu: Good figure! Can you find the size?

The girl thought for a moment and said that the size is confidential.

Wu: Did you hear that? Oh!

23. A girl reported three measured values. Wu: Actually, he is thin, but he is fat.

Cheng Lin: Yes, in fact, many thin girls have big breasts.

Wu: Yes, but you are thin-but-so are you.

Wu: This girl is so lucky that even her dentist is after her. How is the dentist? Are you married?

Woman: I'm married.

Wu: Oh! This color embryo! Tell me the address, and I'll ask Kangkang to scare him.

Wu: I heard that once your bikini was washed away while you were swimming. Suddenly, all the boys saw two Japanese flags flying in the wind.