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Official documents and letters
Leng Shuangcheng, a woman disguised as a man, came from the people, endured in complex troubled times and was firm.
Autumn leaves walk according to the sword, excelling in nature, noble in birth, handsome in face, ruthless, regardless of life, in order to achieve their goals.
The two teenagers are fighting with each other, and their fate is at arm's length. If the travel notes of Leng Shuangcheng are divided into two lives, then she was the task pawn in his hand in the last life, and he abused her; After his death, she was the most painful thorn in his heart. Since he fell in love with her uncontrollably, he was willingly abused by her.
No wonder some people lament that the impermanence of this world is destined to hurt those who dare to love.
Mo zhi cha Xiang
She smiled at him vaguely: "Every night, if my brother is a woman, I will consider you. After all, you are not bad-looking! Ah ~ "
The days of wandering in brothels
Travel through time and space to an ancient brothel! Forget it, as the saying goes, since ancient times, the chivalrous woman has come out of the dust and thought she was a super invincible beautiful girl. In a few years, she will be a generation of chivalrous women ... But when she is entangled in the feelings of several people, when the former vows of eternal love are not worthy of career prospects, when the old love is not worthy of national hatred and family grievances, what should she do? Can she give up her previous obsession with paper and money? And the bloody life on the skirt is broken, can she forget it? When she finally washed away the lead, looking back, everything was a flashy dream. Who else was there in the end?
Feast and dance, and live a drunken life.
Jiushanghaitan
I did not make a mistake. I just ran and fell, falling back to 77 years!
I want to marry this by mistake. . . This. . . . .
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Clap your hands and shake the earth.
The boss of old Shanghai, this man is silent. But what confuses all beings is beauty, his ambition, his revenge and his inevitability.
Who knows?
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Flee to marry the bride
"She is a piece of uncut jade. She is a flying bird. "
"But I just want to see her and want her to stay with me, even if I imprison her."
She smiled impudently: "Hee and Brother, if you leave all your property to me, DOG may like you more!" " "
She grabbed him and poked him in the face with her index finger. "Xiao Qi, I miss your light blue eyes and your lovely dimples. Anyway, now, you tell me what day it is, and then I'll think about what to do! "
She insists that Su Mo's labor is the most glorious. Gambling, robbery, extortion, all kinds of evil ......
DOG, do you miss me?
"Waste! I want money! "
......
DOG, do you like me?
"joke! I like counting silver! "
......
"DOG, what about you ... do you love me?"
"Ha ha! I love counting more and more money! "
"So ... DOG, you"
"Shut up! I warn you, I want to count money now, leave me alone! "
Fengyao
This woman is a killer who crosses the gap.
Cold and decisive,
Abuse is absolutely necessary,
This process is a woman and many men.
But the ending is not NP-dead,
It's up to you to smash bricks and flowers.
Wander around
It was originally a love chapter that spanned time and space.
It turned out to be a vigorous commitment to life and death.
Is it a trick of fate or a predestined cause and effect in previous lives?
Looking back, who is it, standing behind you all the time ...
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With him,
With her,
Smile at each other.
Since I met him, I have loved him until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble;
Since you have identified her, you will love her forever.
In this life, no regrets, just to be with you.
Smile and be fascinated.
I did it. I really did it.
For witches who have killed countless people.
Also under the control of poison, life is not guaranteed.
To make matters worse, you can't be with men after poisoning.
Otherwise, you and that person will both die of poisoning.
I'm so angry
Don't let people touch handsome guys after crossing. Why am I alive?
The moon is in the cloister. The crescent moon is like a hook.
In my prime, I will burp and fart. She cried and said, give her back her great youth! Therefore, there is too much youth.
Seven-year-old children, when they still need someone to take care of them, will become a nanny for younger children ... 5 ~ I remembered Kuang's sentence-find a person with the same psychological age who thinks she is too young and a person with the same physiological age who thinks she is too old ... how can she fall in love without this seven-year-old body ~!
This handsome boy is not easy to chase.
Wow, I'm so lucky. Stuart is very charming. Shangguan, the handsome man I have a crush on turned out to be the first handsome man in Wulin, the next champion in Wulin, and the owner of Qixuanzhuang ... He is not only beautiful, but also well-off, which is simply a combination of beauty and talent, wealth and life. Ha, ha, ha, if you can get him started, you won't waste yourself crossing this time!
Shit, I knew everyone loves beautiful men, and foxes are coquettish. How dare you rob a man with me? Hum! I want to see if you ancient women have any brilliant ideas, or if I, a new girl in the 2/kloc-0 century, have any brilliant ideas. !
Depressed, this Shangguan is definitely pedantic, which makes my pursuit of my husband very bumpy. Were all ancient men so rigid? ! However, why is there a demon leader who is more fierce than me, the future human being? !
TNND, I'm tired, bored and angry. I won't die without a man! It's decided, Shangguan definitely, I don't want you!
There are others.
The fourth daughter, mastering her husband, is dying, flying flowers all over the sky and rolling around the west building. When I crossed, I was the leader of the Mater gang, and I crossed into a Zheng in China.
Everything is fine, but it may not meet the requirements.
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